Rate the last film you watched...

[Jenson]

I watched about 20 minutes of that Spy and had to turn it off because it failed to make me even smile, never mind laugh.

 

Mission Impossible Rogue Nation also got binned off early last night. Awful.

 

Rebecca Ferguson

 

[Section_31]

Argo, 8/10. Had seen it before but it's a quality film, Affleck is great in the role and Is sporting what can only be described as an absolutely top drawer beard. 

[Kloppite]

Spy 6/10

 

Got an extra point cause Aldo was funny as fuck.

 

Film not great but there was a goid few laughs.

 

The Gambler 1970's

 

6.5/10.

 

Decent film but i have to admit i prefer the latest remake.

[Ted]

Spy is funny as fuck. Jason Statham is hilarious in it, innit.

[Bob]

Brent : life on the road

 

Exactly what you know it will be. Crap, but funny in a fair few places, and one or two proper rib ticklers.

 

Tough to rate, so I guess 6.4/10 ish

[Furmedge]

The Nice Guys. Enjoyable couple of hours, Ryan Gosling is superb throughout. The bathroom scene tickled me and it was consistently good.

 

An extra point for titties too.

 

9.1/10

[Mook]

Frank - watched this last night & thought it was pretty good in a quirky kind of way, some of the music was interesting as well, although I suspect Captain Beefheart & Jim Morrison might have something to say about it. 6.5/10.

 

David Brent, life on the road, as expected, amusing throughout with a couple of belly laughs. It would've benefited from a cameo or two from the likes of Tim & Gareth & that laughy noise he makes every time he says something was starting to grate a bit, although I suppose that's the idea. 6.5/10.

[redheart]

Bad Neighbours 2 - 5/10.

 

A few funny moments but even though it passed the time and I sort of enjoyed it, it is kind of rubbish.

 

On the plus side, Chloe Mortez Grace is now 18 and looks fit throughout & I don't feel bad perving at her, like I did in Kick Ass.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Inception - Probably been done to death on this thread by people who are quicker off the mark than me, but I really enjoyed it.

 

 

 

(That's my pitch for Claudia Winkelman's job.)

[Jairzinho]

Romantics Anonymous - 7/10. French Rom-Com. They're alright French Rom-Coms, as they're often actually quite interesting and funny. Unlike British and American Rom-Coms, which tend to be putrid, tedious shite.

 

It's on the i-player at the moment. Along with Carnage, which is a great film, and Short Term 12, which is meant to be very good.

[Spy Bee]

Jason Bourne. Maybe it's time to stop the Bourne films now. Just smashing more things up doesn't improve on previous films, and the story lines are much the same. It was alright like, but maybe it's had it's day?

 

6/10 

[diamondjoe]

Imperium. I think that's what it was called.

 

Harry Potter as an under cover FBI agent in a white supremacist gang. Sounds like casting had a brain fart but to be fair to him he pulls it off. Fine actor. Ok film.

7.1 / 10

 

Stopped watching this shit after an hour. If  Daniel Radcliffe was any more wooden he'd have a big fuck off long nose. I don't think I've seen worse acting since I watched Jamie Dornan in The Fall. The boy cannot act. Avoid.

[Jairzinho]

Short Term 12 - 7.5/10. This was really good. 

[Total Longo]

Realised i'd never watched Stir Crazy (after Gene Wilder died), after years of people recommending it, decided to rectify that the other night.

 

Maybe i was expecting too much, in terms of a movie i actually quite enjoyed it overall, but in terms of laughs it was on the low side. 

[Section_31]

Jason Bourne. Maybe it's time to stop the Bourne films now. Just smashing more things up doesn't improve on previous films, and the story lines are much the same. It was alright like, but maybe it's had it's day?

 

6/10 

 

I think the end of that film points to a change in how they're told and we'll start seeing him sent on missions rather than just being hunted all the time. 

 

Said it before about Bourne  but, for me, they never reach the heights of tension because you never feel like he's in any real danger as he's just too utterly slick and hard and ahead of the game. He could be surrounded by the entire US army and he'd still beat shit out of them all with a ruler. 

[Kloppite]

The Thing 6.5/10.

 

Dont think i had ever seen this film but watched it last night as there was fuck all on tv.

 

Decent enough film well worth a watch.

[Pureblood]

I think the end of that film points to a change in how they're told and we'll start seeing him sent on missions rather than just being hunted all the time. 

 

Said it before about Bourne  but, for me, they never reach the heights of tension because you never feel like he's in any real danger as he's just too utterly slick and hard and ahead of the game. He could be surrounded by the entire US army and he'd still beat shit out of them all with a ruler. 

Teh Mary Sue.

[Jose Jones]

The Thing 6.5/10.

 

Dont think i had ever seen this film but watched it last night as there was fuck all on tv.

 

Decent enough film well worth a watch.

Which version?

If you're only giving the Kurt Russell one 6.5/10 I hope you lose your arms in a terrible rib cage incident.

[Kloppite]

Which version?

If you're only giving the Kurt Russell one 6.5/10 I hope you lose your arms in a terrible rib cage incident.

Yes thats the one.

 

I have been thinking about it though and i do admit it dies deserve a score of 7.5.

[Mendoza]

[Paul]

Yes thats the one.

 

I have been thinking about it though and i do admit it dies deserve a score of 7.5.

Fucking hell! Tough crowd.

[Anubis]

Yes thats the one.

 

I have been thinking about it though and i do admit it dies deserve a score of 7.5.

You may want to up that to at least a 9 or you're still going to lose one arm.

[manwiththestick]

Circle.

 

Trawling through Netflix last night and decided to watch this. 50 random people wake in a strange room all stood in a circle. A machine in the middle counts down every two minutes and then kills someone randomly unless the group vote for who should be killed.

 

Some of the acting and dialogue is a bit corny so overall I give the film a 6/10 but it's still pretty good and thought provoking.

[Total Longo]

Circle.

 

Trawling through Netflix last night and decided to watch this. 50 random people wake in a strange room all stood in a circle. A machine in the middle counts down every two minutes and then kills someone randomly unless the group vote for who should be killed.

 

Some of the acting and dialogue is a bit corny so overall I give the film a 6/10 but it's still pretty good and thought provoking.

 

I'm assuming it's a riotous comedy?

[cloggypop]

Hang on, they all wake up standing up? I'm seeing flaws in this plot already.