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Juno, 6/10. I got bored and turned it off. The main protaganist, Juno, is far to fucking smart for her own good. Fuck her, she needs a clip round the ear.

 

I take this all back. I just watched it through and enjoyed it immensely.

 

8.5/10

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Superbad - 7.5/10 - the cops had me in absolute stitches.

 

Cloverfield - 7/10

 

 

Freaky, thats the last 2 films for me too. I was chatting to some younf lads down the pub last night and they could not believe "An old bloke like you" would watch superbad. Well I enjoyed it, and you are right the cops were great.

 

Cloverfield, glad it was short. No way could i watch that on TV all the shaky camera did my head in. Very clever film, but it did not quite work for me.

 

Juno. 5 mins was all that I bothered with. Waste of download thats all.

 

Sweeney Todd was so dull I walked out of cinema.

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Freaky, thats the last 2 films for me too. I was chatting to some younf lads down the pub last night and they could not believe "An old bloke like you" would watch superbad. Well I enjoyed it, and you are right the cops were great.

 

Cloverfield, glad it was short. No way could i watch that on TV all the shaky camera did my head in. Very clever film, but it did not quite work for me.

 

Juno. 5 mins was all that I bothered with. Waste of download thats all.

 

Sweeney Todd was so dull I walked out of cinema.

 

Cheeky cunts! Like the lives of American teenagers are so relevent to European youth! Wtf did they take from the film that you and me couldn't!?!

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The Magicians - 9/10 Mitchell and Webb movie as a magic double act that split and become rivals. very funny.

 

The Darwin Awards - 1/10 - terrible terrible terrible film, only managed 1 point due to there being a quick glimpse of Juliette Lewis's boobs.

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Watched these on Saturday, in order of merit

 

The Bothersome Man - Brilliant Norwegian film, very funny, slightly surreal with a satirical swipe at the shallowness of modern life. 8/10

 

Deathproof - Cool cars, bad guy, lots of girls, witty dialogue, Tarantino at his almost best. 7/10

 

Atonement - shite, bird film. 3/10 (three being for the scenery on the beach)

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