Rate the last film you watched...

[Bjornebye]

57 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I have never seen Top Gun and will never watch Top Gun 2,but I loved the Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part Deux films.

You’re missing out. Massively. 

54 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've never watched Top Gun 1&2 either but Maverick is top class.

Maverick is Top Gun 2 you fucking volleyball 

[manwiththestick]

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Top Gun 2 Maverick 

 

As a huge fan of the original I absolutely loved this. I was aroused about 6 times during the film but a completely different state of arousal than in the first film. Honestly one of the best films I’ve seen in the pictures. I nearly burst into tears at the start. Penny Benjamin for those familiar with the first film was a great addition. Rooster who played Gooses son is great and Phoenix can be my wingman anytime. 

 

 

10 Mach 10’s out of 10 

So they recreated the beach volleyball scene?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

So they recreated the beach volleyball scene?

They played American footy instead. Far more masculine 

 

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You’re missing out. Massively. 

Maverick is Top Gun 2 you fucking volleyball 

You sailors love your homo erotic cinema.

Not that there is anything wrong with that stuff if that's what you like.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You sailors love your homo erotic cinema.

Not that there is anything wrong with that stuff if that's what you like.

Just watch the films 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Elite said:

I've never watched Top Gun 1&2 either but Maverick is top class.

No-one has ever seen Top Gun 2. Even Tom Cruise has never seen it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Operation: Mincemeat

 

Colin Firth reminds me once again, of just what a shit actor I think he is.

 

A great story which is rendered boring as fuck by the usual prim and proper plummy voiced poseurs. Ah, just git tae fuck the lot o yiz.

 

No suspense, no tension, looks great but the direction and the acting are by the numbers.

 

3/10 Ezra Nodi Real Debrid

[Elite]

Can't believe none of you have seen Top Gun 2, fucking amateurs.

[Elite]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Operation: Mincemeat

 

Colin Firth reminds me once again, of just what a shit actor I think he is.

 

A great story which is rendered boring as fuck by the usual prim and proper plummy voiced poseurs. Ah, just git tae fuck the lot o yiz.

 

No suspense, no tension, looks great but the direction and the acting are by the numbers.

 

3/10 Ezra Nodi Real Debrid

It bored me to tears that.  Wasted most of the film on a pointless love story.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

It bored me to tears that.  Wasted most of the film on a pointless love story.

Firth is so wooden I wasn't even sure it was a love story til near the very end.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Firth is so wooden I wasn't even sure it was a love story til near the very end.

He licks Toni Collette's arse out in the Staircase tv series. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

He licks Toni Collette's arse out in the Staircase tv series. 

Did she get spelks in her shitter?

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just watch the films 

Never will.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

He licks Toni Collette's arse out in the Staircase tv series. 

Yeah. The husband often spoke about that in the real life documentary. 

[Strontium]

10 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Operation: Mincemeat

 

Colin Firth reminds me once again, of just what a shit actor I think he is.

 

Since gay-themed cinema seems to be all the rage in this thread right now, have you not seen A Single Man? He's excellent in that.

[Guest]

Candyman (2021)

 

Hooked me in with it's sweet interpretation. Not quite a mirror of the original but it's within a wasp's sting. 6.5/10.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 26/03/2022 at 22:43, Gooch said:

Turning red - This was really great, best Pixar film I've seen in a long time. Would highly recommend. One of those I think anyone can get something out of it.

It is excellent. Apparently, a lot of people complained that it wasn't relatable because the main character was a Canadian-Chinese girl (rather than, y'know, she turns into a giant red panda!)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A bit late, but I watched Knives Out recently - a proper Agatha Christie style murder mystery, excellently executed by all concerned.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

A bit late, but I watched Knives Out recently - a proper Agatha Christie style murder mystery, excellently executed by all concerned.

I've just seen that this is on Film 4 on Monday. If you haven't seen it, it's definitely worth a look.

[Guest]

Jungle Cruise - fuckinghell! . 6/10.

[johnsusername]

Top Gun: Maverick.

 

Holy shit balls. I wasn't expecting that. Not even a big fan of the original. 

 

10/10.

[Guest]

Zola

 

What the f'in f? 8/10!

[johnsusername]

Also, Top Gun: Maverick, if you're going to watch it, make sure it's on the biggest loudest screen you can find. I doubt it'll have the same impact on a TV screen.

 

 

[Guest]

Last Night in Soho. Not what I expected at all, very good mixture of genres that works very well. Helped by having the beauty Anya-Taylor Joy plus the unheard of Thomasin McKenzie. 7.5/10

 

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Last Night in Soho. Not what I expected at all, very good mixture of genres that works very well. Helped by having the beauty Anya-Taylor Joy plus the unheard of Thomasin McKenzie. 7.5/10

 

Where would one find this gem ?