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[LFC 6 Times]

Nope - 0/10, quite possibly the worst film I’ve ever seen.

[Red74]

On 15/08/2022 at 15:16, Paul said:

I really like him in Weird Science. 

This scene used to crease me up. 

[Total Longo]

15 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Started watching some film with Danny Dyer called vendetta. He's ex special forces and he comes back to London to kill the slags that set his mum and dad on fire.

 

It was the worst dialogue I've ever heard on telly, it made Doctors look like the Sopranos.

 

Despite this it was strangely compelling. I think that's Danny Dyer's USP, he's so bad he's amusingly good.

I'm going to admit to "quite" liking the whole Rise of the Footsoldier series. Mainly because the core trio of Essex Boys (Tate, Rolfe and Tucker) are played so OTT and so caricatured it is hilarious. And the fella who plays Tony Tucker has a wig that you can only dream about.  

[sir roger]

Does the guy know that Michael Fabricant has pinched it ?

[TD_LFC]

Day Shift - Formulaic, cheesy, vampire/action flick.

 

Kills a bit of time just don't go in expecting much - 6/10.

[Bjornebye]

28 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

I'm going to admit to "quite" liking the whole Rise of the Footsoldier series. Mainly because the core trio of Essex Boys (Tate, Rolfe and Tucker) are played so OTT and so caricatured it is hilarious. And the fella who plays Tony Tucker has a wig that you can only dream about.  

The first Rise of the Footsoldier is a really good film. Dark as fuck. I've only seen the Marbella spin off and yeah it's a complete pisstake. 

[Bjornebye]

The Infiltrator 

 

Bryan Cranston goes undercover with the Colombian cartels. I suppose it's ok, worth the one watch. Could have been better. 6/10. 

 

Den of Thieves

 

Watched this again last night. Still very good. 7.5/10 

[Elite]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The Infiltrator 

 

Bryan Cranston goes undercover with the Colombian cartels. I suppose it's ok, worth the one watch. Could have been better. 6/10. 

 

Den of Thieves

 

Watched this again last night. Still very good. 7.5/10 

Den Of Thieves is a very good heist movie.

[Clem H Fandango]

Carter

 

What in the love of fuck is this film supposed to be?

Nauseating special effects, a plot that's more fucked than Jordans scabby minge and basically all round mental.

 

0/10 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Den Of Thieves is a very good heist movie.

Still can't believe how much Ice Cubes son is the absolute spitting image of him. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Top Gun: Maverick. 8.5/10

 

Perfect sequel and perfect amount of ridiculous shit. A few cheesy bits but that’s what you get with Top Gun. If you like the first, you’ll probably like this. 

[Section_31]

3 hours ago, Total Longo said:

I'm going to admit to "quite" liking the whole Rise of the Footsoldier series. Mainly because the core trio of Essex Boys (Tate, Rolfe and Tucker) are played so OTT and so caricatured it is hilarious. And the fella who plays Tony Tucker has a wig that you can only dream about.  

Yeah I do too, they're funny as fuck in their over the topness.

 

You cant

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The Infiltrator 

 

Bryan Cranston goes undercover with the Colombian cartels. I suppose it's ok, worth the one watch. Could have been better. 6/10. 

 

Den of Thieves

 

Watched this again last night. Still very good. 7.5/10 

Saw that Infiltrator a while back and it was pretty disappointing. Not bad but far from great.

[Elite]

The latest Rise of the Footsoldier with Vinnie Jones in is fucking great. None of them can act and it's fucking ridiculous but gloriously entertaining.

 

[Special K]

3 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Carter

 

What in the love of fuck is this film supposed to be?

Nauseating special effects, a plot that's more fucked than Jordans scabby minge and basically all round mental.

 

0/10 

I saw the trailer for that abs thought it was going to be epic. Turned it off after 45 minutes. The idea that it's supposed to be a one shot film yet the edits are so clear. It just gave me motion sickness

[Paul]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Still can't believe how much Ice Cubes son is the absolute spitting image of him. 

Mad, isn’t it? Almost like they’re related…

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Paul said:

Mad, isn’t it? Almost like they’re related…

Weeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Paul]

10 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Top Gun: Maverick. 8.5/10

 

Perfect sequel and perfect amount of ridiculous shit. A few cheesy bits but that’s what you get with Top Gun. If you like the first, you’ll probably like this. 

I’d go further than that to suggest that even if you didn’t like the first one you will like this. It’s far less cheesy, much more actiony and deals with the whole “35 years later” thing brilliantly. Plus the scene with Val Kilmer is genuinely moving, even without being aware of his real life illness and its impact on his career. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Paul said:

I’d go further than that to suggest that even if you didn’t like the first one you will like this. It’s far less cheesy, much more actiony and deals with the whole “35 years later” thing brilliantly. Plus the scene with Val Kilmer is genuinely moving, even without being aware of his real life illness and its impact on his career. 

Yeah, you’re probably right about that Paul. And there’s some genuinely stunning cinematography, the in-plane stuff is something else. 

[Guest]

Collateral - probably the only Michael Mann film I've never seen.

 

Holy shitballs. Cracking. 9/10.

[Paul]

7 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Yeah, you’re probably right about that Paul. And there’s some genuinely stunning cinematography, the in-plane stuff is something else. 

The lack of CGI is very noticeable and it’s all the better for it. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Paul said:

The lack of CGI is very noticeable and it’s all the better for it. 

Did you ever see the small documentary style trailer they did about the cameras and rigs they used. Cruise is actually certified pilot, and I think qualified in the F18s if I remember correctly, it made for that realistic feel. And what casting on Goose’s kid. Miles Teller is a good actor I think. 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Did you ever see the small documentary style trailer they did about the cameras and rigs they used. Cruise is actually certified pilot, and I think qualified in the F18s if I remember correctly, it made for that realistic feel. And what casting on Goose’s kid. Miles Teller is a good actor I think. 

He bought a house near where I live in an area called Westerham. One of my driving students, her dad is a pilot and he was in Biggin Hill airport when a helicopter landed and it was Tom Cruise landing it. Probably did a fair bit of flying in and out of Biggin Hill airport.

[cloggypop]

Biggin Hill beaut

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

He bought a house near where I live in an area called Westerham. One of my driving students, her dad is a pilot and he was in Biggin Hill airport when a helicopter landed and it was Tom Cruise landing it. Probably did a fair bit of flying in and out of Biggin Hill airport.

You posh twat. Used to drive through there leaving Bickley to get to the M25, turn right at the airport then down into the hills full of golf courses and huge houses. Cycled all round there as well, there is a huge place with a sign at the end of the drive called 'r*ngers'. I'm sure the Ann Summers factory is near there as well, on the way out of Westerham.