Rate the last film you watched...

[Bjornebye]

Evil pieces of fucking shite. 

 

 

 

 

[Paul]

The 40 Year Old Virgin - 9/10. Still hilarious. 

[Shitty Arse]

Not a particularly massive Beach Boys fan but just watched Love and Mercy on iplayer after seeing it recommended above. Great film. Loved it. I think I had something in my eye at the end. Paul Giammatti is a great actor.

[Duff Man]

The Father - terrifying depiction of dementia and old age. Hopkins is excellent, and Coleman's very good as well. 8/10.

[Clem H Fandango]

Colors - 7/10

 

Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: 'Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows'. The older one says: 'No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all'.

[Mudface]

The Bone Collector- 3/10. Fuck off, what a waste of an excellent cast. Risible plot- lauded, quadriplegic ex-detective and spunky rookie with nice tits unite to foil dastardly serial killer leaving behind incomprehensible clues for a ridiculous reason. Boredom and incredulity at the clichés and complete nonsense ensues. I'm pissed off I wasted a couple of hours on this, the ending in particular is just complete bollocks.

[manwiththestick]

Love and Monsters 8/10. Watched this with my 12 year old, great film. Apocalypse type survival film, bit like Zombieland without zombies.

[Anubis]

On 15/04/2021 at 19:26, Bjornebye said:

Evil pieces of fucking shite. 

 

 

 

 

Is that Clint Gnasherjew back on under this guise, or is this one of his gobshite sycophants?

[Mook]

The Sound of Metal.

 

Heavy shit, 7/10.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Is that Clint Gnasherjew back on under this guise, or is this one of his gobshite sycophants?

Probably. Jewish people just the same as any race/religion have a right to anything they want (without killing people) and also to fight their side of arguments etc. Unfortunately people like that twat are decimating the evil of anti-semitism by using it as a weapon when anyone disagrees with them on anything. You can't have a reasonable conversation with people like that Gnasher Jew because you instantly get labelled an anti-semite. "Why did that innocent woman get shot in the back of the head?" "Another Anti-Semite" Then a pile on and a ban. It's the same as the likes of julia hartley brewer and dan wootton, get away with saying and shouting whatever they like but challenge them and it's shocking behaviour. 

 

None are willing to ever accept an alternative viewpoint or face up to actual facts even if these facts are atrocities. they spout lies and agenda constantly loud and louder until more people take their side. When the reality is, they are lying, self serving gobshites with miserable snide existences full of hate. 

[Bjornebye]

American Pie - Band Camp - 4/10 Trying too hard to recapture the first one but 3 extra points for the amount of decent sets of bristols on show. 

[Tony Moanero]

Burton and Taylor (2013) 

 

Excellent portrayal of the ageing ex-couple, 8/10.

[Sweeney287]

Seaspiracy on Netflix about plastics but then goes on about over fishing and illegal fishing. 

 

Quite eye opening, sad and worrying assuming it's true

[Butch]

12 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Burton and Taylor (2013) 

 

Excellent portrayal of the ageing ex-couple, 8/10.

Who's afraid of Virginia woolf was excellent. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Sweeney287 said:

Seaspiracy on Netflix about plastics but then goes on about over fishing and illegal fishing. 

 

Quite eye opening, sad and worrying assuming it's true

It is true. I haven't seen it yet, went to start it but wasn't in the right frame of mind. I follow their Instagram and have read a load about it. Fucking grim what people continue to do to this planet. 

[chrisbrand]

Nobody. 9/10.

Best action movie I've seen in years.

[Jose Jones]

Spongebob Squarepants: Sponge on the Run

 

Keane Reeves in probably his best cinematic role as a wise tumbleweed.

Snoop Dogg is in this as well, it’s a bit fucked up.

6/10

[Carvalho Diablo]

Palmer

An ex-con trying to get his life together befriends a little gay boy. Yes, you read that right.

Corny, predictable but no less heart-warming. The teacher is rather lovely too.

7/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Stray.

 

2018 film about 2 fragile lonely people who somehow connect in the beautiful New Zealand wilderness.

 

Almost a silent film, hardly anything happens, very well acted though and the scenery is ace.

 

5/10

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Palmer

An ex-con trying to get his life together befriends a little gay boy. Yes, you read that right.

Corny, predictable but no less heart-warming. The teacher is rather lovely too.

7/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the Justin Timberlake one, enjoyable and yes she is rather gorgeous. 

[Anubis]

Nobody - 7.5/10. Tongue in cheek Wickesque action film. Enjoyable and amusing, and let’s you park your brain at the door.

[Red74]

The Naked Truth

 

Peter Sellers, Terry Thomas, Peggy Mount and the gorgeous Shirley Eaton play 4 people being blackmailed by a sleazy journo and try to turn the tables on him. 
 

Never heard of this before and just caught the start of it by accident on Film 4.

 

What a movie. Brilliant acting from everyone and some genuine laugh out loud moments.

 

9/10 classic British mirth and mayhem

 

Shirley Eaton’s an absolute ringer for Margot Robbie

[Bruce Spanner]

The Hypocrite - dir Walt Hollis.

 

2014 Short psychological thriller.

 

If you're looking for drama, avoid, it's shite. If you're looking for tension, swerve, it's terrible. if you are looking for anything resembling a plot, fuck it off and watch something else. If it's competent film making and story telling, getthefuckouttahere...

 

If you a looking for a poorly acted, scripted, directed piece of shit to waste fifteen minutes of your llfe on for a meta internet joke this is the film for you.

 

1/10.

 

Shite, properly shite.

 

[Bjornebye]

Only Mine - Netflix 

 

Small town girls gets involved with a cop who is new in town. He turns out to be a manipulative wanker. Typical Netflix filler movie. 5/10. Would have been a 4 but the main girl Amber Midthunder is hot as fuck

 

 

 

 

[skend04]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Only Mine - Netflix 

 

Small town girls gets involved with a cop who is new in town. He turns out to be a manipulative wanker. Typical Netflix filler movie. 5/10. Would have been a 4 but the main girl Amber Midthunder is hot as fuck

 

 

 

 

Reminds me, need to watch final season of Legion