Rate the last film you watched...

[Mudface]

33 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Selma 9/10

 

That Ava DuVernay is some filmmaker. From a cinematography point alone, it was beautiful to look at. Oyelewo was brilliant as MLK. That the Oscars snubbed it and him was embarrassing if not pretty racist.

 

Fascinating to read the other day that George Wallace, after he was paralysed in an assassination attempt, became almost the polar opposite of the man he was.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jun/22/trump-george-wallace-samuel-freedman

We should arrange to have Trump shot, see if he undergoes a similar conversion. 

[skend04]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

We should arrange to have Trump shot, see if he undergoes a similar conversion. 

That'd be awful. I mean just awful to see someone show penance for being a complete dick.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

We should arrange to have Trump shot, see if he undergoes a similar conversion. 

You hate to see it 

[Baresi]

JoJo Rabbit - 9/10.  Brilliant.

[YorkshireRed]

The King of Staten Island.

 

Quite enjoyed it, some nice moments and Marisa Tomei still looks great.

 

Worth watching if you don’t expect too much.

 

7/10.

[John102]

6 hours ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

JoJo Rabbit - 9/10.  Brilliant.

 

22 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

The King of Staten Island.

 

Quite enjoyed it, some nice moments and Marisa Tomei still looks great.

 

Worth watching if you don’t expect too much.

 

7/10.

Agree

[polymerpunkah]

Earth and Blood

 

I just assumed it was made in Canada, as it was en Francais and set in at a sawmill.

 

Actually made in France/Belgium.

 

Watchable, but basically a "Die Hard" rip-off without the humour.

 

5 of 10

 

 

[Redder Lurtz]

The Contract

 

Never thought Morgan Freeman could star in such a pointless, diabolical waste of 90 minutes like this. Absolute shite. Avoid. 

 

1/10 

[Guest]

On 08/11/2019 at 22:54, Fluter in Dakota said:

Peanut Butter Falcon. Haven't seen Shia LeBeouf in a film for a while. Good comedy drama reminds alot of Little Miss Sunshine centered around wrestling. Very enjoyable, 8/10.

Haven't seen any other mentions of this. 96% on rotten tomatoes. Get it watched, fuckers. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Blue is The Warmest Color 8/10

 

Had this recorded so watched it on Friday night. Had no idea what it was about apart from the very brief info in the Film 4 freeview description. I didn't even check the run time and just assumed it's be the usual hour and a half. It's actually just over three hours so thank fuck my DVR has the ability to ship through the adds. It's French with subtitles and has some of the most graphic lesbian sex scenes I've ever seen. 

 

In some ways it reminded me of that BBC series Normal People except this film is about two young women rather than a heterosexual couple.

 

The main character Adele is student who is beginning to realise she's attracted to women. The film follows her life from school where she meets a older girl Emma at a gay bar. The film then follows her relationship with Emma into her adult life which plays out on a very real and emotional roller coaster.

[Stickman]

Dr No. For my money the best James Bond film with a cool as fuck looking Sean Connery, great scenery a megalomaniac villain and Ursula Andress coming out of the sea...008 out of 10

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Blue is The Warmest Color 8/10

 

Had this recorded so watched it on Friday night. Had no idea what it was about apart from the very brief info in the Film 4 freeview description. I didn't even check the run time and just assumed it's be the usual hour and a half. It's actually just over three hours so thank fuck my DVR has the ability to ship through the adds. It's French with subtitles and has some of the most graphic lesbian sex scenes I've ever seen. 

 

In some ways it reminded me of that BBC series Normal People except this film is about two young women rather than a heterosexual couple.

 

The main character Adele is student who is beginning to realise she's attracted to women. The film follows her life from school where she meets a older girl Emma at a gay bar. The film then follows her relationship with Emma into her adult life which plays out on a very real and emotional roller coaster.

Check out Portrait of a Lady on Fire. All kinds of wonderful.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Check out Portrait of a Lady on Fire. All kinds of wonderful.

@Carvalho Diablo knows. 

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Blue is The Warmest Color 8/10

 

Had this recorded so watched it on Friday night. Had no idea what it was about apart from the very brief info in the Film 4 freeview description. I didn't even check the run time and just assumed it's be the usual hour and a half. It's actually just over three hours so thank fuck my DVR has the ability to ship through the adds. It's French with subtitles and has some of the most graphic lesbian sex scenes I've ever seen. 

 

In some ways it reminded me of that BBC series Normal People except this film is about two young women rather than a heterosexual couple.

 

The main character Adele is student who is beginning to realise she's attracted to women. The film follows her life from school where she meets a older girl Emma at a gay bar. The film then follows her relationship with Emma into her adult life which plays out on a very real and emotional roller coaster.

This might ruin the rosy afterglow of the film for you, so I'll put it into spoiler tags.

 

They used prosthetic vaginas in the film.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Handmaiden was brilliant as well, loads of Korean furry cup action in this Hitchcockian thriller.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just now, Mudface said:

This might ruin the rosy afterglow of the film for you, so I'll put it into spoiler tags.

 

 

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They used prosthetic vaginas in the film.

 

Haven't we all?

[Dougie Do'ins]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

This might ruin the rosy afterglow of the film for you, so I'll put it into spoiler tags.

 

 

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They used prosthetic vaginas in the film.

 

Still very graphic though.

 

I'm not sure there was any real need for it to be so as the film was so good in every other aspect. I'd have scored it higher if the sex scenes weren't there.

[Tony Moanero]

Cobra is on ITV4 at 22:15, everyone!

[Guest]

40 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cobra is on ITV4 at 22:15, everyone!

One of my favourite Schwarzenegger films. Boss! 

[Tony Moanero]

44 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

One of my favourite Schwarzenegger films. Boss! 

Ha ha. Everyone knows Cobra is Jean-Claude Van Damme’s best film.

[Guest]

25 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ha ha. Everyone knows Cobra is Jean-Claude Van Damme’s best film.

Hard to pick between that and Lethal Weapon. 

[Geoff Woade]

Blue Story - horrendous, 0/10. Unsure what the point was, rival gangs having a go at each other but it was never explained what for apart from someone trying to chat up a lass but being interrupted and called a ‘pussyole’ and told he’d get ‘wet up’ whatever that means. Everyone lived in a shithole London council flat with their mum so I’m assuming it wasn’t money related and there seemed to be more ‘beef’ and infighting within the gangs than between them where the members would threaten each other loudly and do that thing where you bang into each other’s chest and tell each other how tough you are rather than actually have a scrap.

I think the main row was between 2 lads, It had a montage of them searching for

each other and shooting places up / getting calls saying he’s here / there but they’d still mostly be at home and they knew where each other lived.

 

Avoid at all costs, triple shit.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

Blue Story - horrendous, 0/10. Unsure what the point was, rival gangs having a go at each other but it was never explained what for apart from someone trying to chat up a lass but being interrupted and called a ‘pussyole’ and told he’d get ‘wet up’ whatever that means. Everyone lived in a shithole London council flat with their mum so I’m assuming it wasn’t money related and there seemed to be more ‘beef’ and infighting within the gangs than between them where the members would threaten each other loudly and do that thing where you bang into each other’s chest and tell each other how tough you are rather than actually have a scrap.

I think the main row was between 2 lads, It had a montage of them searching for

each other and shooting places up / getting calls saying he’s here / there but they’d still mostly be at home and they knew where each other lived.

 

Avoid at all costs, triple shit.

Any scenes involving Simon Maroulis?

[Geoff Woade]

13 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Any scenes involving Simon Maroulis?

He wasn’t although it would have been great to see the interaction between him and the rest of the cast trying to understand each other. I’m still sat here pissed off about how bad it was.

 

There were no redeeming features at all. Ghastly.

[Guest]

Sonic the Hedgehog is much better than I would have expected, comfortably the best video game to movie adaptation and daft fun for the family. As a family/kids film, 8.5/10.