Rate the last film you watched...

[Kloppite]

Money Monster 6.5/10.

 

The most annoying thing about this film is the British lad who is in it. I normally like his work but he just fucking annoys new in the film with his gurning and dodge new York accent.

 

The story line was quite weak and it would have been better IMO if they had used someone from new York.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The Girl on the Train. 6.5 crazy bastards out of 10.

 

Decent enough mystery thriller but it hardly had me captivated throughout. I worked out who was responsible for the murder early in the plot, thought if was pretty obvious myself, or maybe just a lucky guess. Anyway, it was just about the Director/Author trying to fuck around with the viewers minds to try and put you off/or on another track. (pardon the pun) Still worth a watch, if only for an excellent acting performance from Emily Blunt, mainly the reason I gave it a 6.5 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Money Monster 6.5/10.

The most annoying thing about this film is the British lad who is in it. I normally like his work but he just fucking annoys new in the film with his gurning and dodge new York accent.

The story line was quite weak and it would have been better IMO if they had used someone from new York.

Cannot stomach O'Connell overated as fuck. The new Jamie Bell. Wonder how he gets these great roles too.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Cannot stomach O'Connell overated as fuck. The new Jamie Bell. Wonder how he gets these great roles too.

Totally agree. He's a spotty fucking dickhead.

[Kobayashi Maru]

John Wick: Chapter 2 - Outrageously mental and utterly brilliant.  Tops the first for body count, style, and carnage with the Italian Mafia getting annihilated.  Set up nicely for number 3.  9 / 10

[Total Longo]

Watched "The Hit" on Kodi last night, boss British gangster film from the 80's starring Terence Stamp, John Hurt, Tim Roth is one of his first roles and this rather astoundingly proportioned Spanish girl. Superb. 

 

The film was alright as well.

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Other People. 7/10

 

I'd like to say I enjoyed it but due to the topic at hand it doesn't seem right. It's just an honest outlook on how Cancer affects the person diagnosed, families, friends and communities, also individuals dealing with other stuff at the same time. Some very good acting from the lead roles and well supported. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

John Wick: Chapter 2 - Outrageously mental and utterly brilliant.  Tops the first for body count, style, and carnage with the Italian Mafia getting annihilated.  Set up nicely for number 3.  9 / 10

Looking forward to this I loved the first one.

[Mendoza]

Alone In Berlin- very low key and a bit dull at times, well acted though- 6/10.

[Naz17]

Precinct 75, it's about the corruption in the NYPD during the 80s/90s - 8/10

 

Fascinating insight.

[Rushies tash]

Lego Batman. Another great kids film that adults can enjoy too. 8/10.

[Bjornebye]

Cannot stomach O'Connell overated as fuck. The new Jamie Bell. Wonder how he gets these great roles too.

He was brilliant in skins and also in that prison film. Fair play to him he is making the most of his limited talent. Is Jamie bell the one from ultimate force?

[Carvalho Diablo]

He was brilliant in skins and also in that prison film. Fair play to him he is making the most of his limited talent. Is Jamie bell the one from ultimate force?

Personally I thought Starred was fucking crap, and he was a fucking mega shithead in it.

 

JMHO

[Joe Strummer]

Fully agree with you. Great film. Really moving. I don't understand what you mean about the Oscars though. They haven't happened yet have they?!

Lion is the best film I've seen for a while. Has to win at least a couple of oscars.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Swiss Army man. 5-8/10... Weird one to rate as the more you think about it the more you actually like it. I can't make my mind up, hence the 5-8. 

 

 

Weird one, IMO a portrayal of mental illness through the hallucinations of a runaway boy suffering from mental problems due to the death of his mother and his father not being the most understanding man and shit at bringing him up, shaming him about normal things. The random dead guy becomes a way for him to communicate and explain his feelings. Weird fucking ending none the less. It certainly gets you thinking about the topic at hand and the more you think about it the cleverer the whole film becomes. Boss soundtrack in parts. 

 

[Torvald Utne]

Arrival - 60% shit and boring as fuck, lots of annoying heavy breathing and wondering what the movie would be like without the backing track. 40% pretty good.

 

So 2/10 for the 60% and 8/10 for the 40%, I make that 4.4/10?

[RedKnight]

John Wick - Taken me ages to get around to seeing this due to my aversion to average action thrillers with fellas in their 50s like Taken. Luckily this is much better than most movies of its genre as some of the fight choreography and cinematography are top notch. Special mention should also got to Keanu Reeves' hair which is still magnificent even as he goes into his 50s. Not too long either so you're never bored. 8 out of 10.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Manchester by the sea - 8.7/10

 

Dark, gritty and very 'real'.

 

 

I thought the ending was pretty brutal, with just enough 'redemption' for the main character, in the form of him making small positive changes to try and scrape his life together, getting a bigger apartment so his nephew could stay etc, and to stop punishing himself. To be honest the fact he'd made it that far after all that had happened to him was remarkable enough. I couldn't help but put yourself in his shoes and I felt gut wrenching agony when I did. Affleck played the part very well. Supporting cash was good too, but Affleck stole the show.

 

[General Dryness]

Split. Ace, really enjoyed McAvoy's performance. Not sure about the reason for the "twist" though. Bit obscure for some people, my missus included.

 

Inbred. Shite. Don't. Just don't. The only positive was that on Imdb it linked to another film called "Kung Fu Flid", which looks terrible but the title and premise gave me a brief chuckle.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Green Room. 5/10

 

Disappointingly shit. 

[Paco]

Sing 7

 

Bit long and too many bits of songs

[Carvalho Diablo]

Life Of Pi

 

Absolutely, unashamedly love this film. Just watched it in 4k UHD and wow, utterly stunning.

 

A perfect 10/10

[Paco]

T2

 

As a stand alone movie it was ok but it soils the memory of the original.

 

I think danny Boyle, the actors, the producer and the writer made this for themselves.

 

The bird in it is class though.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Life Of Pi

 

Absolutely, unashamedly love this film. Just watched it in 4k UHD and wow, utterly stunning.

 

A perfect 10/10

 

I actually watched that again the other night, amazing film and well worth a 10/10.  

 

Tonight's offering was Deadpool. 8.67543675 out of 10.

 

Fully enjoyed this after expecting less. Ryan Reynolds nailed it and the humour is right up my street. Looking forward to the sequel already. Pretty low budget at 58 million when you think about it, grossed well over 750 million Worldwide, impressive for a film that nearly never made it! 

[billypilgrimnz]

La La Land is shit. Terrible screenplay.