Rate the last film you watched...

[Mendoza]

Gridlock'd- 7/10.

[Remmie]

Ok, I need to pick a film to watch tomorrow out of the following:

 

- Zombieland.

- The invention of lying.

- The 3D Final Destination film.

 

I know some of you have rated these already, but I need to know whether I can trust your taste, so I shall calibrate it by requesting you recommend a film and tell me what you thought of the following films please:

 

- Dude, where's my car?

- Gone in 60 seconds.

- The Matrix Trilogy.

- A clockwork Orange.

- Groundhog day

Here are the correct answers:

 

- Dude 10/10

- Gone in 60 seconds 3/10

- Matrix I: 7/10, other 2: 2/10

- A chocolate orange: -3000000000000/10 the most hideous pretentious shitty fucking cunting wank film ever made

- Groundhog day 8.5/10

 

I saw Zombieland and give it 7.5/10, very enjoyable

[Section_31]

Zombieland, 7/10, poor man's shaun of the dead, something to watch if you've got nothing else on, but nothing special, there's hardly any action in it either - it's like they overran their special effects budget and had to cut most of the middle of the film out.

[Thants]

Donnie Darko 8.5/10.

Now with the sadness of Swayze added. Great film, shame it was a fluke.

[Fink]

Angels and Demons - i know it was better than the first one...although I cant actually remember most of that because I was too busy examining the uphostely of the chair infront of me. 6.8/10

 

Feelowship of the ring - fucking aceness on a shiney disk. 10/10

[Special K]

Zombieland - best fun I've had at the flicks for years. The audience was really up for it and laughed, loudly, all the way through the film.

 

If the opening credit sequence doesn't leave you grinning like a fool you have no soul.

 

9/10

[hamstrung]

The Damned United.

 

It is a good film

 

7/10

[odris]

The Rocker - 7/10 - It's just a really good movie to watch when you're bored and want something easy to watch.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Watched Red Cliff today. Brilliant film.

 

9/10.

[mars]

Up - 8 balloons out of 10. Not quite as good as Toy Story but still a very good film.

[Fink]

Michael Clayton - pretty good thriller actually

 

8.1 genetically modified flesh eating hormones out of 10

[Walton Park]

See the 'One for Alan Sex' thread.

[RedinSweden]

Monsters vs Aliens 6.5/10. Some good bits but nothing to get excited about really.

 

In the loop - 8/10. Very funny indeed. Some ace insults but the story felt a little thin. Still very good though.

[dirty_sanchez]

Step Brothers - 8/10 - Funny as fuck, although there were a few dead bits in it.

[Faustus]

The Invention of Lying 5/10

 

A really good concept for a film and some very funny moments, but it seemed to run out of steam around the 40-45 minute mark.

[discuit]

Looking for Eric 7/10 although there is a lot of man utd shite in it.

 

Land of the lost 4/10 wasted a few hours on the couch on a saturday afternoon.

[sh#t waffle]

Le Donk - 7.8/10 very funny, Paddy Considine is excellent. Calm down Curtis Stigers!

50 Dead Men Walking- 7.4/10

[Stu Monty]

The Thin Red Line - Re-watched this last night and it reminded me what a beautifully shot thing it was. It's quite slow paced, so might not be everyone's cup of tea, but I like the contemplative tone that runs through the film.

 

8 dead Japs out of 10.

[Thants]

Shadow of a Doubt - More Hitchcock. And bloody good too. 7.5/10 - points lost though for not exploring the insestual padeo element and the slightly nausiating neice.

[Thants]

The Thin Red Line - Re-watched this last night and it reminded me what a beautifully shot thing it was. It's quite slow paced, so might not be everyone's cup of tea, but I like the contemplative tone that runs through the film.

 

8 dead Japs out of 10.

 

I loved that the first time, got very bored the 2nd. THe charity shop got my DVD.

[The Special One]

The Invention of Lying. Sure to be out over there in a few months. I like Ricky Gervais so I may be a bit biased. I thought the concept of the movie was awesome and there were some great funny and cute moments. Also, if I were a lezzer I would totally go for Jennifer Garner. Drank a whole cup of soda and had to pee pretty badly in the end but still enjoyed it.

 

7 tiny bladders out of 10.

[Torvald Utne]

Star Trek - just a big bowl of ace.

 

9.5 Nyota's out of Uhura.

[Mendoza]

Fargo- 9.5/10.

[dirty_sanchez]

Layer Cake - 7/10. Better than I thought it was going to be. Like a less pretentious version of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, but not as funny. Daniel Craig is really annoying though. Sienna Miller is one of the fittest women I have ever seen though. Shame she's an annoying cock.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Layer Cake - 7/10. Better than I thought it was going to be. Like a less pretentious version of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, but not as funny. Daniel Craig is really annoying though. Sienna Miller is one of the fittest women I have ever seen though. Shame she's an annoying cock.

 

Snatch trumps both, I have to say.