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From any genre, film, TV, books, whatever.

 

I always thought Lex Luthor was shit.

 

Basically he's up against the most powerful being in the universe but he always manages to track down a glowing piece of meterorite and stick it up Superman's arse, before being undone by some goofy sidekick.

 

If I'd have been Superman I'd have thrown him into a Coca Cola sign on top of the Empire State Building.

 

Bald bastard

 

Who's next?

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My mate said to me "Have you seen Robbie Rotten in real life? He's well fit". I'm dying to find a picture of him.

 

Stefan Karl Stefansson

 

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Whatever floats your boat, he's not a patch on William Shatner though IMHO

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Stefan Karl Stefansson

 

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Whatever floats your boat, he's not a patch on William Shatner though IMHO

 

Cheers Section. I feel deflated now. Months I've waited with baited breath. He looks like Paul Burrell.

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'Fit' is a man's word to describe women, not the other way around. Think of your own word, like hunk, or spunky or spunk machine.

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Robert Carlyle in The World is Not Enough. In fact, all Bond villains except Yaphet Kotto, Baron Samedi and the fella with the metal claw in Live and Let Die.

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The Riddler - I mean what the fuck is that all about? It's like they thought "The Joker's been a hit, what's like Joker?"

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Bennett in Commando. Supposed to be a hard case but was camp as tits.

Ha, yeh? I spent the entire film wondering why Freddie Mercury had taken steroids.

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The burglars in Home Alone. They were shit. Just imagine if Culkin was up against Pesci as Tommy DeVito:

 

"Keep da change? KEEP DA FOCKIN' CHANGE? I'LL SHOW YOU CHANGE YA LIDDUL FOCK!" while stabbing him frenziedly in the throat with a Star Wars figure.

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