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Shit Villains


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From any genre, film, TV, books, whatever.

 

I always thought Lex Luthor was shit.

 

Basically he's up against the most powerful being in the universe but he always manages to track down a glowing piece of meterorite and stick it up Superman's arse, before being undone by some goofy sidekick.

 

If I'd have been Superman I'd have thrown him into a Coca Cola sign on top of the Empire State Building.

 

Bald bastard

 

Who's next?

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The burglars in Home Alone. They were shit. Just imagine if Culkin was up against Pesci as Tommy DeVito:

 

"Keep da change? KEEP DA FOCKIN' CHANGE? I'LL SHOW YOU CHANGE YA LIDDUL FOCK!" while stabbing him frenziedly in the throat with a Star Wars figure.

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