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I just think once she unwrapped all her strapping she would look like a turkey left to defrost on a bin in the hot sun. Luckily for her I'm not fussy but really she'd have to keep some form of clothing on or run the risk of sex lasting longer than a minute or two.

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I had a dream about Vorderman last week. I was hiding in the back garden while she was knocking on my front door demanding the money back that I owed her.

 

I'd like to know what those fucking dream therapists make of that one.

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It was either here or on RAWK where someone was recounting the story of moving into a house Vorderman had moved out of and found a pair of knickers down a radiator, covered filthy skids!

Probably jackanory but still worth passing on.

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