AC Slatering

[RedKnight]

No man comes close to Longo in the poo stakes. No man.

[Chris]

Can't believe i missed this as well. As Smithy, Rem, RK et al will testify I am the Zen Master of all things poopery. To find a new technique has had me quivering with anticipation and as luck would have it, as soon as i started laughing at the genius of the original thread, my bowels moved. I told the Mrs to get the kids out of the bath sharpish as i was going to attempt my first experience of AC Slatering. Sensibly, she did and off i went. In hindsight they should have stayed there to witness their old man breaking his AC slatering virginity, but i wanted this to be a solitary thing, they have years to discover all the little oddities and differing techniques of advanced AC Slatering.

Anyway, i removed kecks and shreddies and maneouvred myself onto the seat. It was a large baby, and fairly fell out hastily. My initial reaction was laughter, but that was soon replaced by the nostril singeing whiff of my

mudchild's aroma hitting me square in the face. That's the moment i decided that AC Slatering was for me. The gap in the back of the bog serves as a sort of chimney to funnel the unadulerated stench of a freshly laid meatloafs daughter right up your nostrils. Ahhhhhhh bliss. I left a skid mark longer than Richard Hammonds but i didn't care. I had fallen in love.

 

Only NOW does this thread have legendary status. Just absolute genius. I've never encountered a man more able to eulogise with such panache about pooping.

[Carradona]

Haha what a crazy thread. Fair play to those who put up pictures of themselves while in the act of shitting. I have one question though: What are pigs? I think it was Remmie or Chris who said something about pissing or shitting on their pigs...

[Unrighteous]

If only my throne was AC Slater compatible... I just dropped a ridiculous one that would have made a legendary slater.

[Chris]

Haha what a crazy thread. Fair play to those who put up pictures of themselves while in the act of shitting. I have one question though: What are pigs? I think it was Remmie or Chris who said something about pissing or shitting on their pigs...

 

It would definitely have been Rem. He with the voluptuous pigs.

[Malarkey]

I'm going to AC Slater on Parry's car.

[Unrighteous]

I'm going to AC Slater on Parry's car.

 

You are DEFINATELY going to have to get some VERY hot curry and like 15 pints of Guinness to make that work.

 

Cus an AC Slater ON someones car would have you squatting on the roof whilst trying to hit the bonnet.

 

The right consistancy and enough pressurised delivery? Could really paint that bitch.

[Total Longo]

[Chris]

 

Check out this hero!

[robbief]

now way. imagine going home and saying 'hello love, i'v got something for us to do tonight'.........................'yea? what?'..................'your going to take a picture of me taking a shit'

[Plewggs]

Every week there’s a turd thread on the Girly Forum.

Is it really necessary?

Why do you people find such nauseating filth worthy of discussion?

 

Even photographs are now being encouraged……….how low can you perverts go?

 

This thread is doomed to end in tears, bans and thread closure so I’ll continue the downward flush into depravity before its too late…………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited December 27, 2009 by Remmie

[Victor Ganges]

Is AC Slatering the generic term for this practice regardless of gender or do the ladies engage in Christine Keelering?

[Paul]

Can't believe i missed this as well. As Smithy, Rem, RK et al will testify I am the Zen Master of all things poopery. To find a new technique has had me quivering with anticipation and as luck would have it, as soon as i started laughing at the genius of the original thread, my bowels moved. I told the Mrs to get the kids out of the bath sharpish as i was going to attempt my first experience of AC Slatering. Sensibly, she did and off i went. In hindsight they should have stayed there to witness their old man breaking his AC slatering virginity, but i wanted this to be a solitary thing, they have years to discover all the little oddities and differing techniques of advanced AC Slatering.

Anyway, i removed kecks and shreddies and maneouvred myself onto the seat. It was a large baby, and fairly fell out hastily. My initial reaction was laughter, but that was soon replaced by the nostril singeing whiff of my

mudchild's aroma hitting me square in the face. That's the moment i decided that AC Slatering was for me. The gap in the back of the bog serves as a sort of chimney to funnel the unadulerated stench of a freshly laid meatloafs daughter right up your nostrils. Ahhhhhhh bliss. I left a skid mark longer than Richard Hammonds but i didn't care. I had fallen in love.

 

Very, very funny.

[Remmie]

It took a while for Longo to sniff out this almighty poop thread and my did we wait but oh how it was worth it so.

[theghost]

Every week there’s a turd thread on the Girly Forum.

Is it really necessary?

Why do you people find such nauseating filth worthy of discussion?

 

Even photographs are now being encouraged……….how low can you perverts go?

 

This thread is doomed to end in tears, bans and thread closure so I’ll continue the downward flush into depravity before its too late…………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited December 27, 2009 by Remmie

[Total Longo]

I went for a meal with the Mrs last night to Frankie & Benny's and whilst waiting for the dessert, mississippi mud pie ironically, i AC Slatered in their bogs. I didn't really need to cack either, but like a schoolboy finding a stash of porn under a bush, i just couldnt resist the temptation. I am going to make it my life's goal to AC Slater in as many crappers as possible.

[Unrighteous]

Oh dear lords... You Slatered at a Restaurant?! Haha! Legend!

[Unrighteous]

I have just done my first AC Slater....

 

 

My gym's toilet will never be the same. I had been brewing it since last night and it was a beaut! Too much fruit and veg last night and today it seems... It was my gym's one year anniversary today as well! Happy Anniversary! Hahah! I couldn't help it. I was giggling the whole time!

[JangoSolo]

This is awesome, I'm freaking crying here

 

I'm gonna try this for sure, better make sure the family is well away before deployment though.

 

Bring back Saved by the Bell too! (though the spinoffs when they were older were a bit lame)

[Tossed and blown]

I'm gonna try this for sure, better make sure the family is well away before deployment though.

 

I think the potential for 'getting caught' would add to the thrill. No woman would ever, EVER understand why someone would want to do this. For that short time when you are naked from the back down and perched backwards you are as vulnerable as a hermit crab in between shells.

 

Having Slatered successfully at home alone I now plan to export my newly discovered skill. At work, in pubs, even on a plane. I'm not much for shitting away from the nest, without a decent read, but I may even consider saving up for some away days.

 

On a slightly related note I used to work with a guy who would not sit on any toilet seat (apart, presumably, from his own) and 'hovered' over the bog when he needed a shit. Imagine the silent giggling fits when we crept into the gents to hear a massive splosh as the stools were literally dropped into the pan!

[JangoSolo]

Hmm, an interesting experience...

 

Comfortable and an excellent reading position, countered by huge mess and rather unpleasant backdraft (but that could be my recent spicey intake)

 

Couldn't quite stop sniggering during the process, but does take effort. Will muse on this further....

[Harry Squatter]

Word of advice - never AC Slater in the toilets of the Lisbon, Garlands or the Curzon without locking the door

[JangoSolo]

Other good advice - ensure you have a toilet brush.

 

I didn't

[Alan Sex]

Alan Sex's question of the day.

 

Is is possible to receive a blumpkin while AC Slatering?

 

Answers on a 4x4 sheet of absorbent paper. Or posted here.

[Unrighteous]

Hilarious! This thread doesn't get old.