AC Slatering

[Stu Monty]

Stu, they're mine.

 

Seriously man, you don't smell bad enough to need to stock that much perfumery in your bathroom.

[Chris]

Seriously man, you don't smell bad enough to need to stock that much perfumery in your bathroom.

 

I beg to differ.

[Ted]

I have many more than you, Pete.

[Chris]

I have many more than you, Pete.

 

You're a pimp dude. We have to go out again soon. As a team.

[Ted]

You're a pimp dude. We have to go out again soon. As a team.

 

Friday?

[Chris]

Friday?

 

That could work.

[Ted]

That could work.

 

Most definitely. I'll make some calls.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Most definitely. I'll make some calls.

 

 

Fuck you muthafuckers !, wheres the invite ?? actually if it's tonight I am stuck with the boy.

[Ted]

Fuck you muthafuckers !, wheres the invite ?? actually if it's tonight I am stuck with the boy.

 

A week today. I'm in anyway, even if I must go alone.

[Remmie]

Went for my second 'Slatering and it was far less eventful then the first. I find the position forces your ass cheeks together creating a toothpaste tube effect making those cheeks 2 big dirty bastards.

[RedKnight]

Aw Rem, you're on fire. Kudos to Smithy's pics an' all.

[CrouchieBoy]

well here is my drunk ass effort fot AC Slatering Pics... been an interesting night

 

was a great poo

 

[theghost]

Leg.

[Remmie]

well here is my drunk ass effort fot AC Slatering Pics... been an interesting night

 

was a great poo

 

I don't know if it was my shit eyes or a real likeness but my instant reaction was why has he posted a picture of Ben Affleck?

[Remmie]

NB: Where the fuck is Longo?

[Nunavut Patrick]

NB: Where the fuck is Longo?

 

He is into AC Slatererbondage and is currently being tickled with his ankles chained around the base of bowl whilst eating Weetabix and AC Slatering.

[CrouchieBoy]

Ben Aflack?

 

i am shocked

[Karl_b]

I thought he looked like Monty's American cousin.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I am currently AC Slatering. It rules for surfing the net because you can rest your laptop on the system. It also feels more relaxing, but it's weird that the sliders slide at the other side of the bowl.

 

I wonder if they make AC Slaterers? Specialist toilets for those who wish to partake in AC Slatering?

 

You twat. I'm gonna be scarred by that mental image.

"That'll replace the whale in my nightmares!"

[RJ Fan club]

I just tried AC Slatering. Doesn't work on my bog, I'm gonna have to save it for work. There is a small boxed in pipe thing around where my right leg would go and I can't get enough purchase to seal the deal. If i went thought with it I would shit on the seat.

 

Anjyway given the shit I just did it is a good thing I couldn't go though with it. I've been on the ale all night and just got home about an hour a ago lighter of a bottle of single malt, five bottles of Amstel and £60. Fuck head stings like a bitch too. All the better foir having tried the Slater method though. Reckon I may go round my mates in a bit and give it a whirl there or maybve after the curry tonight.

[Unrighteous]

This thread just has me laughing and shaking my head in disbelief.

[CrouchieBoy]

I thought he looked like Monty's American cousin.

 

i am now being compared to herr Ginge? what is the world coming to

[Thants]

I can't believe I missed this thread. It's genius.

 

Chris,

 

Did you turn round so quickly your hair stayed where it was?

[Total Longo]

Can't believe i missed this as well. As Smithy, Rem, RK et al will testify I am the Zen Master of all things poopery. To find a new technique has had me quivering with anticipation and as luck would have it, as soon as i started laughing at the genius of the original thread, my bowels moved. I told the Mrs to get the kids out of the bath sharpish as i was going to attempt my first experience of AC Slatering. Sensibly, she did and off i went. In hindsight they should have stayed there to witness their old man breaking his AC slatering virginity, but i wanted this to be a solitary thing, they have years to discover all the little oddities and differing techniques of advanced AC Slatering.

Anyway, i removed kecks and shreddies and maneouvred myself onto the seat. It was a large baby, and fairly fell out hastily. My initial reaction was laughter, but that was soon replaced by the nostril singeing whiff of my

mudchild's aroma hitting me square in the face. That's the moment i decided that AC Slatering was for me. The gap in the back of the bog serves as a sort of chimney to funnel the unadulerated stench of a freshly laid meatloafs daughter right up your nostrils. Ahhhhhhh bliss. I left a skid mark longer than Richard Hammonds but i didn't care. I had fallen in love.

[Unrighteous]

Haha... Class Longo!