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Best ever entry on an online problems forum:

 

"Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on Saved By The Bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.

 

So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door.

 

Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. "

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Hands up who's considering trying that when they get home?

 

I going to try it next time I need a shit, which should be some time this afternoon.

 

Fuck doing it at home - the missus will make me clean the massive skidmark off that it is bound to leave. At work, I can leave it for some other sucker.

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I am currently AC Slatering. It rules for surfing the net because you can rest your laptop on the system. It also feels more relaxing, but it's weird that the sliders slide at the other side of the bowl.

 

I wonder if they make AC Slaterers? Specialist toilets for those who wish to partake in AC Slatering?

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I am currently AC Slatering. It rules for surfing the net because you can rest your laptop on the system. It also feels more relaxing, but it's weird that the sliders slide at the other side of the bowl.

 

I wonder if they make AC Slaterers? Specialist toilets for those who wish to partake in AC Slatering?

 

Please call and ask a bathroom store... and record the call.

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