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Licking the gash  

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  1. 1. Licking the gash

    • Love it, I do
    • Hate it, but will
    • Hate it and won't
    • I'm a gayer/virgin/bird


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1 hour ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

I'm guessing his dissapearance from these parts may have something to do with the above, probably in the nonce wing of the local prison.

Like a Magic Dragon, but in reverse, Robbie got older and the girls didn't. 

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Licking fanny is like swimming, don't time your breathing properly and you'll be gassed out before you get your cock in there. 

Swimming - you're doing it wrong.

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On 02/01/2021 at 11:56, Mook said:

I've said it before & I'll say it again, going down on a bird is 100 times better than getting a blow job.

Give your head a wobble. It aids the technique!

 

But also, what??? Are you mad?

69 is the pinnacle, at least we can agree on that.

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As a frequent sex-haver, the eating pussy thing isn't really "a thing" anymore. It's basically compulsory now, unless you find the 5% of women who don't like it, like about 5% of dudes "hate blowjobs". If you don't do it, you might look like an asshole. I at least always offer. I'm generous like that, credit to me. 

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18 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'll be honest here, I have absolutely no idea what you're on about.

 

What aids what technique?

It was a shit joke. Give your head a wobble firstly because you know, you are talking complete bollocks, but then I made a hilarious twist turn and made out wobbling your head was some kind of technique for licking minge. 

 

After explaining that, I now know how Th*mas M*ller feels after dropping the Lewandgoalski gag

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4 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

As a frequent sex-haver, the eating pussy thing isn't really "a thing" anymore. It's basically compulsory now, unless you find the 5% of women who don't like it, like about 5% of dudes "hate blowjobs". If you don't do it, you might look like an asshole. I at least always offer. I'm generous like that, credit to me. 

 

Dropped your license mate

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25 minutes ago, Remmie said:

It was a shit joke. Give your head a wobble firstly because you know, you are talking complete bollocks, but then I made a hilarious twist turn and made out wobbling your head was some kind of technique for licking minge. 

 

After explaining that, I now know how Th*mas M*ller feels after dropping the Lewandgoalski gag

Too early on a Monday morning for me, sorry Remmie.

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9 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

As a frequent sex-haver, the eating pussy thing isn't really "a thing" anymore. It's basically compulsory now, unless you find the 5% of women who don't like it, like about 5% of dudes "hate blowjobs". If you don't do it, you might look like an asshole. I at least always offer. I'm generous like that, credit to me. 

Thats very generous of you to always offer blowjobs, must be how you attract your young studs.

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1 hour ago, rubble-rouser said:

69? Nah, worst of all worlds - can't concentrate on one thing or the other 

I used to think that as did my Mrs but then we gave it a whirl and decided it fucking rules. It's like a sexy way of trying to tune in a radio station, little to the left, little to the right, that's it the shipping forecast! Or something.

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