Richard Keys...

[Chris]

Has he shaved his hands? They looked decidedly hairless during half-time today. And only Jamie could pull off that tie, the handsome bastard. How come he still looks about 23?

[Special K]

Doesn't he get them waxed because the new HD technology REALLY shows up his hairyness?

[Strontium]

And only Jamie could pull off that tie, the handsome bastard. How come he still looks about 23?

 

I figure shagging Louise must keep a man pretty youthful.

[Al Campbell]

Not a full moon.

[aws]

Every month he cuts and sells his hand hair to the hairdressing salon which makes Victoria Beckham's hair extensions. True story.

[Ted]

Who d'ya prefer; Oasis or Blur?

[Guest Paul Downey]

The only good thing about richard keys, is his daughter, saw a photo of her a & she is spot on

[Carradona]

Post the picture then Paul Downey.

[RedinSweden]

Every month he cuts and sells his hand hair to the hairdressing salon which makes Victoria Beckham's hair extensions. True story.

 

I heard they use his arse hair for Davids false eyebrows

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

The only good thing about richard keys, is his daughter, saw a photo of her a & she is spot on

 

 

[Guest Paul Downey]

If thats his daughter, then he also has another one as ive never seen her before,sorry but ive got no photos

[Stouffer]

[ritchie]

If thats his daughter, then he also has another one as ive never seen her before,sorry but ive got no photos

 

:D

[Carradona]

Took a while to find some pictures of her, but here are a few:

 

 

 

[Carradona]

I found this funny, it is from the wikipedia page for Richard Keys:

 

"The great grandchild of the chief ape, featured on the Hollywood blockbuster "Planet of the Apes", Richard has to shave his arms every four days to be able to integrate with the human species."

[Strontium]

Own up: which one of you wags has edited Richard's Wikipedia page?

 

The great grandchild of the chief ape, featured on the Hollywood blockbuster "Planet of the Apes", Richard has to shave his arms every four days to be able to integrate with the human species.

 

:lol:

 

[EDIT: ffs, beaten like a Japanese prisoner of war by Carradona]

[Carradona]

haha, why were you on Richard Keys' wikipedia page SD?

[Liquid football]

More quality journalism

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=405150&in_page_id=1773

[Strontium]

haha, why were you on Richard Keys' wikipedia page SD?

 

Looking for male grooming tips :whatever:

[Lee909]

 

 

 

[Trumo]

I thought he'd disappeared up his own arse while taking a shit. Oh well, one day maybe.

[Megadrive Man]

Is he still insisting that Salah to Saudi Arabia is 'done'?

[Trojan1892]

Thought he was dead….. shame.

[Section_31]

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Wonder if his No2 was ‘hanging out the back of him’ the odious cunt.