Prostitues & Prostitution

[Flying Pig]

Why would you pay £80 for a prostitute when you can buy a re-useable fleshlight for £65?

 

Crazy fuckers.

[Lee909]

Many years ago when I was serving in Germany a few of us ended up in Asbach, well we wandered into this brothel and it was the done thing at the time to take part.

 

Before I wandered off with my young lady she encouraged me to take something from this barrel on the bar, thinking it was a condom I obliged (this was before shithouse aids) and discovered I had picked up a raffle ticket.

 

Well it not only turned out I'd won, it paid for drinks and the taxi back to camp.

 

So no, I've not paid for sex, I won it.

 

We also used to frequent a seedy little joint in the town of Elmpt. We got to chat to the whores and free drinks and in return if any servicemen got rowdy we would ensure they were removed quickly and taken back to camp. This was preferable to the bouncers coming down and kicking the crap out of them. They obviously made a lot of cash from the base and didn't want trouble.

 

One of our new coppers (surname 'Staincliffe') looked the spit of Karl Pilkington (although obviously this was the 80's so unless he's changed his name)

 

Anyway he came with us one night and wanted a go with one of the girls, he negotiated £36 (not sure what the mark exchange rate was but I remember £36). He goes into the room and comes out a few minutes later screaming blue murder. There was uproar as the bouncers appeared and then he told us his tale.

 

She had undone his pants and before she had got much further and in all the excitement he had, come. Well house rules was, you come you go. So for the slightest fondle he had been screwed only for his cash.

 

He never lived down.

 

(Almost forgot, the prozzie in Asbach, total shit as was I am told were most of the German whores.)

 

Sounds like some of the stories I read about a ex Military Police officer. The book was bloody hilarious in places. Pisses me off now mind as I wanted to join but done my hip before I could.

[Guest davelfc]

Sounds like some of the stories I read about a ex Military Police officer. The book was bloody hilarious in places. Pisses me off now mind as I wanted to join but done my hip before I could.

 

Some of the stories the old hands would tell were hilarious, some amazing.

[Lee909]

If you wanted to give the book a read it's

A Monkeys tale by Wally Payne

Funniest book I have ever read, follows his whole career, thrown out of Leicstershire police,training,Germany,Hong Kong, Cyprus

[Stu Monty]

Never interested me. Not my bag, baby.

[Code]

There are different reasons for people to visit prostitutes and one thats not been covered so far in this thread is the fact studies tell us around 10% of the population have some kind of sex addiction and are almost "nymphomaniacs".

[stevebaby]

There are different reasons for people to visit prostitutes and one thats not been covered so far in this thread is the fact studies tell us around 10% of the population have some kind of sex addiction and are almost "nymphomaniacs".

More like %50. They're called "men".

[Adebisi]

The ex was kind enough to let me stay at our house last night after a night of getting mashed. It was about 3am and I was walking "home" when this sort comes up to me asking if I was after business. £10 for anything I wanted, my place or hers. She wasn't too bad on the eyes, decent body and kinda MILF-y but her teeth looked like they hadn't seen Colgate in a few years and even though I was very drunk, £10 for anything seemed like a scam or possibly scamola. So I said I was skint and went home and managed to get my end away anyway because the ex had been out drinking too.

 

I couldn't sleep though, my mind was racing. I could have potentially got a boss blowjob-rimjob combo for a tenner! Shame her mouth was off putting and I was also £3 short. It got me thinking as well, I mean you could go out to a club, spend the entire night trying to charm a girl, maybe buy her a few drinks and the like and you could still go home alone. But for just 10 English pounds you could have your way with a filthy sort guaranteed. Fuck knows what she'd do for a 20.

[lifetime fan]

The ex was kind enough to let me stay at our house last night after a night of getting mashed. It was about 3am and I was walking "home" when this sort comes up to me asking if I was after business. £10 for anything I wanted, my place or hers. She wasn't too bad on the eyes, decent body and kinda MILF-y but her teeth looked like they hadn't seen Colgate in a few years and even though I was very drunk, £10 for anything seemed like a scam or possibly scamola. So I said I was skint and went home and managed to get my end away anyway because the ex had been out drinking too.

 

I couldn't sleep though, my mind was racing. I could have potentially got a boss blowjob-rimjob combo for a tenner! Shame her mouth was off putting and I was also £3 short. It got me thinking as well, I mean you could go out to a club, spend the entire night trying to charm a girl, maybe buy her a few drinks and the like and you could still go home alone. But for just 10 English pounds you could have your way with a filthy sort guaranteed. Fuck knows what she'd do for a 20.

 

 

Let you wear a johnny?

[Reacher]

 

Let you wear a johnny?

 

Haha.

[Iceman]

 

I couldn't sleep though, my mind was racing. I could have potentially got a boss blowjob-rimjob combo for a tenner! Shame her mouth was off putting and I was also £3 short. .

 

And all those cool STD's she would have thrown in for free.

[Unrighteous]

I originally joined this thread with a "No, but I intend to..."

 

Now I'm an old hand at prozzies. They're ace, they are...

[redheart]

Actually I would state that going with a prostitute is immoral. I am not judging the males for being desperate to have to pay for sex. What concerns me is that no prostitute genuinely and freely chooses to do this. There is clear financial coercion here. Thus morally if not legally, going with a prostitute I rape.

[elBooth]

Let you wear a johnny?

 

Haha boss, made me shudder.

[Juniper]

The ex was kind enough to let me stay at our house last night after a night of getting mashed. It was about 3am and I was walking "home" when this sort comes up to me asking if I was after business. £10 for anything I wanted' date=' my place or hers. She wasn't too bad on the eyes, decent body and kinda MILF-y but her teeth looked like they hadn't seen Colgate in a few years and even though I was very drunk, £10 for anything seemed like a scam or possibly scamola. So I said I was skint and went home and managed to get my end away anyway because the ex had been out drinking too.

 

I couldn't sleep though, my mind was racing. I could have potentially got a boss blowjob-rimjob combo for a tenner! Shame her mouth was off putting and I was also £3 short. It got me thinking as well, I mean you could go out to a club, spend the entire night trying to charm a girl, maybe buy her a few drinks and the like and you could still go home alone. But for just 10 English pounds you could have your way with a filthy sort guaranteed. Fuck knows what she'd do for a 20.[/quote']

 

The same thing happened to me a couple years ago, waking through the northern quarter of Man*hest*r when one approached me.

 

She kept talking to me for a few seconds whilst feeling my meat and veg offering her services, I politely kept declining asking her to not try it as I had a partner at home, she was proper full on and a little out of it, felt sorry for her.

 

Eventually I got out of her full-on grasp and wondered off with a mate who up to that point was looking for a lock in we were due to go to. No big issue and problem solved.

 

Got to the next bar to find she'd swiped my last £20 note from my jeans.

 

The Bitch

 

When my mate told everyone in the lock in about it I got free drinks from the bar from about 2am-6am.

 

Which was nice.

[Anubis]

What concerns me is that no prostitute genuinely and freely chooses to do this.

 

That's not true though. Many escorts see it as a good income. Nobody coerces them into it. They choose to do it for financial gain. They could choose to earn their money through a normal job, but instead decided to pursue through prostitution. There is no financial coercion other than their own greed.

[Unrighteous]

Actually I would state that going with a prostitute is immoral. I am not judging the males for being desperate to have to pay for sex. What concerns me is that no prostitute genuinely and freely chooses to do this. There is clear financial coercion here. Thus morally if not legally, going with a prostitute I rape.

 

What in the actual fuck? You're a mentalist.

 

It's not desperation to utilize a prozzie, and you're mental if you think a lot of prostitutes do not freely choose to be prostitutes.

 

Mentalist. Financial coercion? Mentalist... They're selling a service. You think a waitress is being financially coerced?

[Remmie]

I think there are some instances where women are trafficked into the country on the proviso of doing warehouse/waitressing work and are forced into prostitution and there are other scenarios of Pimp-Prostitute control relationships. I also think however, that most realise the huge sums involved in the profession and choose the job and further still some nympho types who probably enjoy their job. I think drug use is likely to be extremely high in this demographic and it becomes a vicious cycle rather than a short term money making scheme.

 

I'd like to think most prostitutes are smart, confident and happy individuals in control of their life as portrayed by that Billie Piper show, but unfortunately I imagine it's the vulnerable and desperate that are mostly representative of the industry. As long as men are horny and women want money it'll always be a profession, that's for sure.

[Unrighteous]

As long as men are horny and women want money it'll always be a profession, that's for sure.

 

That's really what it comes down to...

[Joso]

Some people say we should fear god.

 

I say we should fear AIDS.

[redheart]

What in the actual fuck? You're a mentalist.

 

It's not desperation to utilize a prozzie, and you're mental if you think a lot of prostitutes do not freely choose to be prostitutes.

 

Mentalist. Financial coercion? Mentalist... They're selling a service. You think a waitress is being financially coerced?

 

Strangely naive or just trying to justify your own guilt.

 

If you are not desperate then why do you have to pay for it?

 

No woman freely chooses to suck the cocks of dozens of complete strangers for £20 a pop. Its financial coercion of circumstances.

 

You are exploting the weak, the vulnerable and the hopeless because you cannot get your end away.

[Unrighteous]

Strangely naive or just trying to justify your own guilt.

 

If you are not desperate then why do you have to pay for it?

 

No woman freely chooses to suck the cocks of dozens of complete strangers for £20 a pop. Its financial coercion of circumstances.

 

You are exploting the weak, the vulnerable and the hopeless because you cannot get your end away.

 

There is no guilt. You, also, can't talk about it being naive, because it's obviously a subject that you've got no working knowledge.

 

You've just got your odd moral soapbox, that obviously, comes from a religious influence.

 

You think 'no woman freely chooses'? Bullshit. I know a woman that'll freely(it's her idea) suck a dozen cocks of strange(ish) men for free!

 

Paying for it isn't desperation, which you mistakenly believe, but simply an experience based purchase of an enjoyable service.

[liverpoolsno9]

Strangely naive or just trying to justify your own guilt.

 

If you are not desperate then why do you have to pay for it?

 

No woman freely chooses to suck the cocks of dozens of complete strangers for £20 a pop. Its financial coercion of circumstances.

 

You are exploting the weak, the vulnerable and the hopeless because you cannot get your end away.

 

I work nights, I'm a spark. I don't want to work nights but its my choice as I'm desperate for that bit of extra cash. I don't want to be a spark either but there's a bit of money to be earned so I do it. Thats financial coercion, every single one of us is a victim of it. But we do it for the money in the same way prostitutes do, its their choice, they're not forced into it in the same way I'm not. Know fuck of with your holier than thou self righteous attitude. Grow a pair of bollocks,man up

& go & get your cock sucked. You'll enjoy it

[Pony Princess]

I fucking love whores, me.

 

When I see those Chinese sorts selling DVD's in the pub, I often wonder how much it would cost to get a blowie off them.

[Champ]

 

The same thing happened to me a couple years ago' date=' waking through the northern quarter of Man*hest*r when one approached me.

 

She kept talking to me for a few seconds whilst feeling my meat and veg offering her services, I politely kept declining asking her to not try it as I had a partner at home, she was proper full on and a little out of it, felt sorry for her.

 

Eventually I got out of her full-on grasp and wondered off with a mate who up to that point was looking for a lock in we were due to go to. No big issue and problem solved.

 

Got to the next bar to find she'd swiped my last £20 note from my jeans.

 

The Bitch

 

When my mate told everyone in the lock in about it I got free drinks from the bar from about 2am-6am.

 

Which was nice.[/quote']

 

The need for a £10 bag doesn't leave much room for dignity