Prostitues & Prostitution

[Hazel Motes]

Is cheating the same as paying for sex then?

 

Nah, cheating is another game - that's some seriously risk taking (and in most time amounts of stupidity). Paying for it is just lame.

[Spy Bee]

Nah, cheating is another game - that's some seriously risk taking (and in most time amounts of stupidity). Paying for it is just lame.

 

Yeah. I was just pointing that out.

[BENIRL]

Nah, cheating is another game - that's some seriously risk taking (and in most time amounts of stupidity). Paying for it is just lame.

 

Hang on, if it was as lame as you say it is, there wouldn't be as much of it about as there is.

[Spy Bee]

Hang on, if it was as lame as you say it is, there wouldn't be as much of it about as there is.

 

Lameness is everywhere.

[Hazel Motes]

Lameness is everywhere.

 

Second that, and I'm off to sleep.

Get a grip, Red Nick. If she's of for 2 years - there's a lot more for you to work on, for her sake. My missus had two childs whitin just some years. Not much of a sex life there - Still lot of love (2nd time tonight, very poetic). Not even in my wildest thougts I'd imagined going to a whore. Goodnight, have fun with Jamie Lee.

[RedKnight]

Never done it and never want to. I'd rather have a wank than spend money on a woman who's in it for the cash.

[ticklemeclemo]

I fully intend to once i get my multi million dollar inheritence from a rich aunt ive never known, and Gisele Bundchen takes a cheque

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I fully intend to once i get my multi million dollar inheritence from a rich aunt ive never known, and Gisele Bundchen takes a cheque

 

Gisele Bundchen...yes indeedy do. In fact shes that nice that I might not slit her throat afterwards.

[madstock]

Is cheating the same as paying for sex then?

 

I once took £100 from the banker whilst playing Monopoly at the age of 7.

 

1. Does this make me a cheat?

2. If so, should I have voted "yes" above?

3. Will I burn in hell?

[RedinSweden]

I can't imagine anything less arousing than a woman who is in a room with me because I am paying her to be there. It would be like spending a night out with mates who are there to laugh at your jokes because you are paying them. I have never and will never do it.

[madstock]

It would be like spending a night out with mates who are there to laugh at your jokes because you are paying them.

 

Hahahaha.

 

Incidentally the last payment was late, you unfunny cunt.

[robbief]

I've never been keen on sharing the same drink with someone else, having a bit of someone else's bar of choccy - I hate dips at buffets and so on.

 

That kind of extends really.

 

my brother is like that. a bit of a clean freak.

 

back on subject. i think i could do a brass without feeling guilty. we are heading to the dam in a few months for a birthday and at 30 euros i'll have a few!

 

is it really only 30 euros?

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I can't imagine anything less arousing than a woman who is in a room with me because I am paying her to be there. It would be like spending a night out with mates who are there to laugh at your jokes because you are paying them. I have never and will never do it.

 

Pissing about aside, those are my exact feelings on the subject.

 

Hahahaha.

 

Incidentally the last payment was late, you unfunny cunt.

 

And that just made me laugh hard.

[Elmyn Noos]

I have, and it was ace. All this "but she wouldn't love you, she's just there for the money" shit? Fuck off. You wank don't you? Just see it as a posh wank.

 

It's one of those things you should do once, just so that you can tick it off your list of things to do before you die.

[robbief]

spot on noos. my mates reckon they are clean in the dam, one lad said one of the brasses he got cleaned him off with a baby wipe. mind you, you could get a bit of minge cringe anywhere. you don't know if shes clean until you do it.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

spot on noos. my mates reckon they are clean in the dam, one lad said one of the brasses he got cleaned him off with a baby wipe. mind you, you could get a bit of minge cringe anywhere. you don't know if shes clean until you do it.

 

 

This thread was worth it for that post alone.

[RedinSweden]

Pissing about aside, those are my exact feelings on the subject.

 

 

 

And that just made me laugh hard.

 

Are you a laughing subcontractor?

[Section_31]

spot on noos. my mates reckon they are clean in the dam, one lad said one of the brasses he got cleaned him off with a baby wipe. mind you, you could get a bit of minge cringe anywhere. you don't know if shes clean until you do it.

 

Or possibly 15-20 years later if you're Mark Fowler.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Are you a laughing subcontractor?

 

Self employed...by Royal Appointment only.

[Red Nick]

I can't imagine anything less arousing than a woman who is in a room with me because I am paying her to be there. It would be like spending a night out with mates who are there to laugh at your jokes because you are paying them. I have never and will never do it.

 

Someone I know once asked Elvis why everyone laughed at his jokes when they werent funny, He got the answer whislt being thrown off.

[Elmyn Noos]

Someone I know once asked Elvis why everyone laughed at his jokes when they werent funny, He got the answer whislt being thrown off.

 

Thrown off what?

[robbief]

how much is a brass in england/liverpool going to set you back on average?

are they likely to let you do their ass?

[RED Tezza]

robbief has a new quest

[Harry Squatter]

Upper Parliament Street came top of "Which Ho" survey for 2007 as value for money.

[Unrighteous]

I have, and it was ace. All this "but she wouldn't love you, she's just there for the money" shit? Fuck off. You wank don't you? Just see it as a posh wank.

 

It's one of those things you should do once, just so that you can tick it off your list of things to do before you die.

 

That's kind of my feelings on it... I nearly went for a punt whilst in Frankfurt overnight. I walked by their Red Light District but reckoned the footy match was starting so I made my way back to the pub.

 

I definately want to see what all the fuss is about with prostitutes. I think it's worth the what.. 60/70 euros it'll cost in Amsterdam to find out about the prozzy experience.