Prostitues & Prostitution

[madstock]

Whilst having a discussion with the love of my life, she declared that "Most blokes have visited a prostitute".

 

I personally haven't, although this has set me thinking that some of you lot are bound to have spent time with.

 

Poll to follow (private poll so be honest...) - if you have any observations and/or recollections, share with the group.

[wiiksie]

Not my style at all. How would you even get wood when its so clinical and you're always 'on the clock'?

[Remmie]

While lost in Germany I walked down a street and got propositioned 5+ times - 80 Euro for a drink and a chat in a nice room, a massage and whatever you wanted (within 45 minutes all together) or 50 euro for 'in the park'!

 

While they were very attractive and it was somewhat tempting I wouldn't feel right. They were most helpful with directions & enjoyed the surreal novelty of chatting to them.

[rb14]

Another fucked-up poll.

 

Poor spelling and there's no "I am a prostitute" option.

 

Bring back RiS.

[madstock]

Poor spelling and there's no "I am a prostitute" option.

 

That was going to be another thread, hissy knickers.

[mattyq]

Are you a prostitute, RB?

[Red Nick]

It always costs money, just a question if you pay at the backend or the frontend.

 

Really dont have a problem with prostitutes, we all prostitute ourselves in some way just as the british goverment is prostituting itself over this saudi visit.

 

If any of you watch Billie Piper in Diaries of a Call Girl it doesnt have to be seedy and for those of you who can afford it, it can be quite up market.

 

In fact in london there are professional women who basically act as your partner for sex and businesss functions on 60k a year non exclusive and 120k a year exclusive, now if your rich thats got to be a lot cheaper and lot more fun than being married and you dont get shit to boot.

[Guest TK-421]

Look at me. I'm young, I'm pretty. I've got 5 O Levels. Bloomin' good grades as well, considering I didn't do a sod of work cause I'm so hard. And look at me now! Homeless, cold, and prostitute.

[moxter]

It always costs money, just a question if you pay for the backend or the frontend.

.

 

respect. are there whores who let you get yer brown wings? i didnt know that.

[King Emlyn]

Look at me. I'm young, I'm pretty. I've got 5 O Levels. Bloomin' good grades as well, considering I didn't do a sod of work cause I'm so hard. And look at me now! Homeless, cold, and prostitute.

Thatchers bloody britain!

[Red Nick]

respect. are there whores who let you get yer brown wings? i didnt know that.

 

Whores is such a horrible word, now pleasure queens would be so much nicer

[Guest TK-421]

Thatchers bloody britain!

 

Word :thumbup:

[Unrighteous]

No... but I voted intend to because I know that sooner or later in my travels I'll probably use one.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Look at me. I'm young, I'm pretty. I've got 5 O Levels. Bloomin' good grades as well, considering I didn't do a sod of work cause I'm so hard. And look at me now! Homeless, cold, and prostitute.

 

You're too ugly to be a destitute TK, I mean who would pay to sleep with you?

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I voted for the 'No, but I would if I could afford it' option.

[Strontium]

If any of you watch Billie Piper in Diaries of a Call Girl it doesnt have to be seedy and for those of you who can afford it, it can be quite up market.

 

There's nothing upmarket about paying for sex.

 

However given that your first line in this thread boiled down to "all women are whores" I can't say I'm surprised at your warped justification.

 

No doubt there are a handful of women who do very well from being paid for sex. But the other 99% are essentially forced into it through economic necessity ie having to pay to fund an illegal drug habit.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

respect. are there whores who let you get yer brown wings? i didnt know that.

 

Ha! cunning subterfuge there Moxter...feigned naivety, I like it. It fooled me.

[Harry Squatter]

My mate justifies it by saying "Have you ever taken a bird out for a meal/bought her presents/taken her on holiday?" - to which i said yes, then he said "well then you've paid for sex"

[Victor Ganges]

No doubt there are a handful of women who do very well from being paid for sex. But the other 99% are essentially forced into it through economic necessity ie having to pay to fund an illegal drug habit.

Fuck'em

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

No doubt there are a handful of women who do very well from being paid for sex. But the other 99% are essentially forced into it through economic necessity ie having to pay to fund an illegal drug habit.

 

Yeah, they're the best ones...desperate so cheaper and much filthier and ready to be exploited. Those are the ones I intend to use.

[Guest TK-421]

You're too ugly to be a destitute TK, I mean who would pay to sleep with you?

 

I'm hot snatch!

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I'm hot snatch!

 

Did I get the quote wrong? I was expecting something 'Summer Holiday' in response.

[Guest TK-421]

Did I get the quote wrong? I was expecting something 'Summer Holiday' in response.

 

No dude, I knocked the quote on the head and told it how it is.

[RJ Fan club]

No, cos I don't want knob rot and can get sex without paying.

 

Yeah basically I'm too tight.

[Guest TK-421]

Yep, you never have to pay for knob rot.