Cunts XI

[Harry Squatter]

GK Lehmann

 

LB Eboue

RB Gary Neville

CB Alan Stubbs

CB Rio Ferdinand

 

RW Cristiano Ronaldo

LW El Hadji Diouf

CM Lee Bowyer

CM Joey Barton

 

CF Wayne Rooney

CF Didier Drogba

 

Subs:

Tim Cahill

David Weir

Cesc Fabregas

Robbie Savage

Lucas Neill

 

 

Manager: Alex Ferguson

Translator: Jose Mourinho

 

Commentators: Clive Tylsley & Andy Gray

[JER]

No place for loveable Ashley Cole?

[robslappa]

Tim Howard

Tony Hibbert

Jolean Lescott

Alan Stubbs

Joseph Yobo

Mikel Arteta

Leon Osman

Phil Neville

Lee Carsley

Yakubu

Andy Johnson

 

Subs:

Victor Anichebe

Tim Cahill

Phil Jagielka

Steven Pienaar

The German Goalie

 

Manager:

Moyes

[Harry Squatter]

No place for loveable Ashley Cole?

 

It was a tough call but Eboue just gets the nod.

[King Emlyn]

Tim Howard

Tony Hibbert

Jolean Lescott

Alan Stubbs

Joseph Yobo

Mikel Arteta

Leon Osman

Phil Neville

Lee Carsley

Yakubu

Andy Johnson

 

Subs:

Victor Anichebe

Tim Cahill

Phil Jagielka

Steven Pienaar

The German Goalie

 

Manager:

Moyes

Yep.

[bigmacbrownie]

Tim Howard

Tony Hibbert

Jolean Lescott

Alan Stubbs

Joseph Yobo

Mikel Arteta

Leon Osman

Phil Neville

Lee Carsley

Yakubu

Andy Johnson

 

Subs:

Victor Anichebe

Tim Cahill

Phil Jagielka

Steven Pienaar

The German Goalie

 

Manager:

Moyes

 

Cahill deserves a far more cuntish role in the starting 11.

[Harry Squatter]

Cahill deserves a far more cuntish role in the starting 11.

 

Yep but he's only just recovered from a 6 week layoff due to injuring his cuntlips

[dirty_sanchez]

GK Lehmann

 

LB Eboue

RB Gary Neville

CB Alan Stubbs

CB Rio Ferdinand

 

RW Cristiano Ronaldo

LW El Hadji Diouf

CM Lee Bowyer

CM Joey Barton

 

CF Wayne Rooney

CF Didier Drogba

 

Subs:

Tim Cahill

David Weir

Cesc Fabregas

Robbie Savage

Lucas Neill

 

 

Manager: Alex Ferguson

Translator: Jose Mourinho

 

Commentators: Clive Tylsley & Andy Gray

 

That team has such a high coefficient of cunticity that just reading it made me shit out my spleen with fury.

[El Rojo]

I'm shocked and appalled at the absence of Terry and Lampard from teams so far.

 

I assume their cunticity is taken for granted and others are being given a first XI run out?

 

I'd have that Bolton keeper in before Lehmann too, I like Mad Jens in a weird way.

[moxter]

Competition for places is hot though and Terry certainly doesn't get in ahead of Stubbs and Rio for example.

 

You could make up a pretty good team just using ManUts & Newcastle players I reckon. Neville definitely the captain.

 

Craig Bellamy is pushing hard for a place on the bench.

[Harry Squatter]

Sorry left out these as well:

 

Director of Football: Neil Warnock

 

Chairmen: Dave Whelan & Simon tan towels Jordan

 

President for Life: Bill Kenwright

 

Fans: Newcastle United

[Carradona]

Lehmann

 

Neville

Ferdinand

Terry

Cashley

 

Ronaldo

Bowyer

Essien

Savage

J. Cole

 

Drogba

[Hazel Motes]

J Lehmann

A Cole

J Terry

R Ferdinand

G Neville

C Ronaldo

F Lampard

N Reo-Coker

EH Diouf

D Drogba

R van Persie

 

 

Reserves squad

 

T Howard

L Neill

P Chimbonda

P Neville

Emre

F Malouda

S Malbranque

K Dyer

N Anelka

C Bellamy

W Rooney

[Harry Squatter]

Pundit panel of Paul Merson, Paul Merson and Paul Merson

[Carradona]

Pundit Panel of Paul Merson, Ian Wright and Gary Pallister.

[JER]

This thread is depressing - there are so many cunts in football. The sound lads XI would have a paper thin squad.

[stringvest]

Manager: Alex Ferguson

Translator: Jose Mourinho

 

Commentators: Clive Tylsley & Andy Gray

 

A nice touch, Doc.

[Red Nick]

GK Lehmann

 

LB Eboue

RB Gary Neville

CB Alan Stubbs

CB Rio Ferdinand

 

RW Cristiano Ronaldo

LW El Hadji Diouf

CM Lee Bowyer

CM Joey Barton

 

CF Cardie

CF Didier Drogba

 

Subs:

Tim Cahill

David Weir

Cesc Fabregas

Robbie Savage

Lucas Neill

 

 

Manager: Alex Ferguson

Translator: Jose Mourinho

 

Commentators: Clive Tylsley & Andy Gray

 

Interesting

 

Id go with

 

----------------------Howard------------------

G. Neville--------Ferdinand-------xxxxx---------A.Cole

 

Bowyer---------Savage----------Cahill---------Diouf

----------------Bellamy---------Schevshenko--------------

 

Manager - Warnock

[dirty_sanchez]

It's a shame that Neville is such a cunt because Eboue clearly deserves a place in the team.

[Red Mist]

Dida

 

Eboue

Terry

Stubbs

G Neville

 

Joe Cole

Lampard

Bowyer

Ronaldo

 

Rooney

Drogba

 

Subs:

Lehman

Ashley Cole

Cahill

Joey Barton

Diouf

[Bellflower]

Main Stand supporter: that kid at TNS...................

[jamespp]

Dida

 

A Cole

M Materazzi

A Stubbs

G Neville

 

Rivaldo

F Lampard

M Essien

C Ronaldo

 

W Rooney

D Drogba

 

Manager David Moyes

[DalyanPete]

Tim Howard

Tony Hibbert

Jolean Lescott

Alan Stubbs

Joseph Yobo

Mikel Arteta

Leon Osman

Phil Neville

Lee Carsley

Yakubu

Andy Johnson

 

Subs:

Victor Anichebe

Tim Cahill

Phil Jagielka

Steven Pienaar

The German Goalie

 

Manager:

Moyes

you know your stuff fella

[DalyanPete]

GK Lehmann

 

LB Eboue

RB Gary Neville

CB Alan Stubbs

CB Rio Ferdinand

 

RW Cristiano Ronaldo

LW El Hadji Diouf

CM Lee Bowyer

CM Joey Barton

 

CF Wayne Rooney

CF Didier Drogba

 

Subs:

Tim Cahill

David Weir

Cesc Fabregas

Robbie Savage

Lucas Neill

 

 

Manager: Alex Ferguson

Translator: Jose Mourinho

 

Commentators: Clive Tylsley & Andy Gray

that really is a thread to cheer you up,cheers

[DalyanPete]

Main Stand supporter: that kid at TNS...................

can we sing you'll never walk along at the cunts