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Best bounty hunter


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Best bounty hunter  

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  1. 1. Best bounty hunter



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See, the simple question you have to ask yourself is: Would Boba Fett fuck up everyone else on this list with his bare hands, including grandad Eastwood and that long haired wrestling wannabe 'real life' bounty hunter?

 

The answer of course is yes. He'd fuck their shit up. He'd fuck it up real good.

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See, the simple question you have to ask yourself is: Would Boba Fett fuck up everyone else on this list with his bare hands, including grandad Eastwood and that long haired wrestling wannabe 'real life' bounty hunter?

 

The answer of course is yes. He'd fuck their shit up. He'd fuck it up real good.

 

The way he got killed was a bit crap though.

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If the Daily Mail ever decide to run a 'han fired first' campaign, I'm there.

 

Yep - imagine that

 

"CCTV footage shows Greedo's last hours",

 

"CCTV footage shows Jabba the Hutt buying Greedo an engagement ring in Mos Eisley Jewellers"

 

"New Han evidence to show Greedo didn't commit suicide"

 

"Chewbacca to give vital evidence at High Court"

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Yep - imagine that

 

"CCTV footage shows Greedo's last hours",

 

"CCTV footage shows Jabba the Hutt buying Greedo an engagement ring in Mos Eisley Jewellers"

 

"New Han evidence to show Greedo didn't commit suicide"

 

"Chewbacca to give vital evidence at High Court"

 

And the Mail would end with, "and its all the fault of New Labour", "bring back Maggie"

 

The Echo would run with, "ifithadntavebeenfer George Lucas"

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