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Quarter final tie: Hippopotamus Vs Orangutan

Remmie

By Remmie,
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Big grey bastard vs big orange bastard  

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  1. 1. Big grey bastard vs big orange bastard


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Elmyn Noos Grand Master

Elmyn Noos

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I try, I try.

 

It is a tough one, but I just had to go for our furry 'cousin'.

 

However, it looks like we might be fighting a losing battle. Louie needs some serious votes to get back in this...

 

When's the cut-off point?

 

When Remmie calls it. I can't believe the hippo is going to win this. Makes a mockery of this fine contest.

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Plewggs Proficient

Plewggs

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Your carnal desires for hippos are all well and good, but this is all about fights to the death. Jennifer Lopez has an arse many men want to rattle, but could she win a fight with anything?

 

Ignore Pllew- Pllwel- Plwel- this man and vote ORANG-UTAN!

 

A Hippo could love an Ape to death.

Haven’t you heard of romance, or seen what JoLo married?

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Nick Leeson Grand Master

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People know of Africa homing dangerous animals such as crocodiles, sharks, lions et al but not many consider the most evil and brutal of these, the hippo. Enraged by Geldof's interference, this animal vowed to take 2 lives for every one that the unclean Irishman fought so hard to save; unfortunately its mission reached levels even he thought impossible. Between May 1st 2003 and Jan 18th 2005 1 single hippoe was responsible for the deaths of 317,000 African children; or children as they call them in Africa.

 

Sabbah, Borneo home to the 3rd smelliest creature alive today; the Orungutan. At the time of writing there were only 4 known Orungutans left on the planet, 2 of which are a pair of sterile siamese-twin orungutans, another being a female and our combatant (pictured above).

 

Verdict: imminent extinction.

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