Fireworks

[Paulie Dangerously]

My dog on the CBD oil to get through it all 

[Jairzinho]

3 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

Literally cradling  my jack russell as he is trembling like a leaf on account of it sounding like kyiv outside.

Yeah, one of my two dogs has been a wreck for about five hours.

 

Reasonably quiet fireworks exist, why can't they fuck off the loud ones?

 

 

[Rico1304]

I still fucking hate fireworks.  There are 3 massive organised displays within about a mile of me plus all the neighbours. It’s like the fucking Somme here.  

[an tha]

We bought a box from the asda yesterday for the lad - box of 12 'low noise' fireworks - all fountains.

 

Cost £12.

 

They were OK and he seemed happy enough with them.

[Curly]

Fireworks are fucking turd. Remember that

[johnsusername]

Our dog isn't arsed in the slightest, but they're doing my fucking head in now. There should be an 8pm cut off point. 

 

I'm not sure a normal, functioning society would have fireworks, but then we're as far away from a normal functioning society in my 43 years as we've ever been. 

[Section_31]

Soft shites. I have to sit eating my breakfast in cafes while some twat brings their wet dog in, so dogs can fuck off. As can Viet Nam veterans.

 

"You make a movie?"

 

Not this time pal.

[Bjornebye]

I feel like they've got louder this year. I swear a bomb went off in our road about 20 minutes ago now people are getting shot over the back with some civil war rifles. It sounds like the fucking Purge. 

[House of Dirk]

Its raining heavily down this way now, so its kind of put paid to it, the odd crack aside. 

[VladimirIlyich]

If you want to literally watch your money go up in smoke then I will be extremely glad to take it off your hands instead. Like WW3 here and people will be complaining they have no money in a few weeks when energy rises bite and prices of shopping continue to rise. All while wasting a fortune on useless loud noise and brief coloured explosives. Fuckin crazy behaviour.

[Bjornebye]

Cunts. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Should need a licence and only be for organised events. Twats.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Should need a licence and only be for organised events. Twats.

Yep. Cunts over the back making it sound like Gaza. Had to press a load of cheese into his bone (ooer) because cheese is his absolute favourite thing on the planet. Happy as a pig in shit now but his eyes half an hour ago looking at us wondering what the fuck was happening nearly made me cry. 
 

 

[A Red]

We're surrounded by fields with horses so no fireworks here. Don't think the dog has ever heard them.

[Elite]

Annoys the fuck out of me that people are prematurely setting off Fireworks the month before Bonfire night, one scared the cat last night and he knocked over my Christmas tree.

[Jairzinho]

They're for nonces. 

[Bjornebye]

Cunts 

[Curly]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, fireworks, bonfire night and people who buzz off any of it are shite.

[manwiththestick]

Massive pile of wank and a complete waste of money.

 

I hope it lashes down later.

[Champ]

It’s a gorgeous autumn day, the gingerbread is in the oven, I’m prepping the sausage rolls and the bonfire is being built. We love it

[Pete]

50 minutes ago, Champ said:

It’s a gorgeous autumn day, the gingerbread is in the oven, I’m prepping the sausage rolls and the bonfire is being built. We love it

Don’t forget to check for hedgehogs etc in your fire before you ignite. 

[Champ]

4 minutes ago, Pete said:

Don’t forget to check for hedgehogs etc in your fire before you ignite. 

Fear not, we’re building it from scratch on our fire bricks.

 

Sadly I’ve never seen a hedgehog in our garden

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

It’s a gorgeous autumn day, the gingerbread is in the oven, I’m prepping the sausage rolls and the bonfire is being built. We love it

 

En route. x

[Section_31]

Bunch of fairies dogs these days, scared of Catherine wheels but not scared of maiming kids. 

 

I'll do you a deal, I'll back a ban on loud fireworks if you stop bringing your rain-sodden dog into a cafe while I'm eating breakfast.

[Anubis]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I'll do you a deal, I'll back a ban on loud fireworks if you stop bringing your rain-sodden dog into a cafe while I'm eating breakfast.

Stop being mean about Guide Dogs.