Fireworks

[Champ]

I’m having a bonfire tomorrow night. I’ve been out this morning and can’t find fireworks anywhere. Our reputation is in tatters

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’m having a bonfire tomorrow night. I’ve been out this morning and can’t find fireworks anywhere. Our reputation is in tatters

Are you having baked potatoes? 

[dockers_strike]

Our neighbour must have got through burning, literally, 200 quid or more in fireworks last night.

[Champ]

9 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Are you having baked potatoes? 

I think I’ve been asked this before and now I’m trying to decide why I don’t do them as they are very good.

There will be homemade sausage rolls and parkin if that’s any consolation?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Really pleased to find out that my pup isn't scared of fireworks. Just gives the odd bark in the garden then comes back in.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Really pleased to find out that my pup isn't scared of fireworks. Just gives the odd bark in the garden then comes back in.

You just know that bark is “fuck off” in doggy speak 

[Elite]

9 hours ago, Champ said:

I think I’ve been asked this before and now I’m trying to decide why I don’t do them as they are very good.

There will be homemade sausage rolls and parkin if that’s any consolation?

How many spaces?

[Harry's Lad]

35 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Really pleased to find out that my pup isn't scared of fireworks. Just gives the odd bark in the garden then comes back in.

My Lab just barks but then settles down and is unfazed. The Cockapoo is terrified of them, disappears up her own arse shaking.

[YorkshireRed]

Buddy Dog just sat on the sofa looking aghast. If he could speak I know he’d have said; “fucking noisy cunts”. 

[Champ]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

How many spaces?

I read that in the voice of Alex Scott

[Bruce Spanner]

5 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

My Lab just barks but then settles down and is unfazed. The Cockapoo is terrified of them, disappears up her own arse shaking.

 

A fucking what?

 

Humans are responsible for all kinds of fucking awfulness, but turning this...

 

 

To this...

 

 

Deserves every act a vengeful god should be punishing them with for tinkering with his creations.

 

Madness.

[Harry's Lad]

9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

A fucking what?

 

Humans are responsible for all kinds of fucking awfulness, but turning this...

 

 

To this...

 

 

Deserves every act a vengeful god should be punishing them with for tinkering with his creations.

 

Madness.

Ha, that's Mrs HL's baby. She'd have your balls on a stick of she heard you dissing her flouncy, girly little darling, take heed and mark my words!

 

[General Dryness]

8 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

A fucking what?

 

Humans are responsible for all kinds of fucking awfulness, but turning this...

 

 

To this...

 

 

Deserves every act a vengeful god should be punishing them with for tinkering with his creations.

 

Madness.

You should get one of them top ones Bruce. Pro tip, don't forget they love having their nuts flicked with a wet towel.

[Bjornebye]

It hasn't been that bad this year round ours compared to previous years in fairness but I can see why. If the Russians attacked tonight nobody would have a fucking clue. 

[Harry's Lad]

It's like Ukraine here. The people at the back of ours must have spent a fortune.

Fucking hate Bommy night.

[Red_or_Dead]

Used to love it as a kid, but now, what a fucking waste of money.

[manwiththestick]

They're shite and I can't stand them.

[Tony Moanero]

I could just go a nice big baked potato with loads of butter.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

It's like Ukraine here. The people at the back of ours must have spent a fortune.

Fucking hate Bommy night.

Same. Absolute wankers.

 

They should cut out the middle man and set fire to their wallets.

[Arniepie]

It's still boss Bomby night thought some of them are literally like explosions.

They dismantled a Bomby by ours and they have just made another one.

[Jairzinho]

are for cunts.

[Tony Moanero]

Sparklers used to scare the shit out of me as a kid, yet I didn’t think twice about lashing things on a bonfire. Sparklers still make me feel a bit uneasy.

[redinblack]

Let out a few behind the house tonight for my granddaughter and her mates and they enjoyed it.we had burgers and hot dogs and the whole conflagration took no more than 45 minutes. I can have a couple of beers now given I haven't set fire to myself or anything in the locality.

[House of Dirk]

Literally cradling  my jack russell as he is trembling like a leaf on account of it sounding like kyiv outside.

[dockers_strike]

One fucking went off behind ours just now, sounded like Id expect a battlefield tactical nuke does when they go off.  It was that fucking loud with a pressure wave!