Fireworks

[Karl_b]

Fuck off.

[hamstrung]

Seconded.

 

They go off all year here. The missus tells me its the local drug dealers advertising that they have product available.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Horrible little snots are letting them off round ours as well. So much for the sales being tightened up.

Its the same every year, halfway through October until Xmas the little bleeders are letting them off all times of the day and night.

[hamstrung]

Its mental that kids can buy something so dangerous really.

[Section_31]

Damn straight, whose bright idea was it to sell the fucking things privately? Why don't I just open a shop selling exocet missiles?

 

Professional displays are fucking ace - standing on a field with a cup a soup surrounded by a few hundred people watching the big fuckers burst overhead.

 

However, inner-city 13 year-olds with rockets and bangers isn't what the chinese had in mind.

[Victor Ganges]

The missus tells me its the local drug dealers advertising that they have product available.

You might want to keep an eye on her.

[hamstrung]

You might want to keep an eye on her.

 

Ma bitch is street

[Victor Ganges]

Ma bitch is street

r'spec

[ATXRED]

Anyone taken part in a roman candle fight?

 

That's quite fun. Nothing like getting shot with a fireball.

[Carradona]

This is the first time in about 3 or 4 years that I haven't bothered buying fireworks.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

psssssssssh..........pop, another satisfied customer.

[RedKnight]

Fireworks rule.

 

 

As long as they're in a co-ordinated display supervised by adults. Health and safety and all that.

[mcflynn]

Never a Fireworks lover. But I enjoy seeing a good Rocket light off.

[Paul]

Damn straight, whose bright idea was it to sell the fucking things privately? Why don't I just open a shop selling exocet missiles?

 

Professional displays are fucking ace - standing on a field with a cup a soup surrounded by a few hundred people watching the big fuckers burst overhead.

 

However, inner-city 13 year-olds with rockets and bangers isn't what the chinese had in mind.

 

Bingo. How the fuck the things are still legal in these "Health and Safety" times is anyone's guess.

[CrouchieBoy]

Jesus they are available year round over there eh?

 

If you want a good bang, you cant even buy them at the road side shop before independence dat, you have to go to an Indian Reservation and barter with em...

[wiiksie]

Fireworks are great. Those big noisy fuckers you can't see going up, and are all noise and no visuals. Scares the shit out of the kids.

 

When I was a kid, some little cunt threw a banger into the hood of my hoodie.

 

Which was nice.

[Karl_b]

Jesus they are available year round over there eh?

 

If you want a good bang, you cant even buy them at the road side shop before independence dat, you have to go to an Indian Reservation and barter with em...

 

Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two.

[wiiksie]

Jesus they are available year round over there eh?

 

If you want a good bang, you cant even buy them at the road side shop before independence dat, you have to go to an Indian Reservation and barter with em...

Has Crouchieboy gone all Sath Aafrican on us?

 

ps Im still convinced The Ghost is a guido.

[CrouchieBoy]

Has Crouchieboy gone all Sath Aafrican on us?

 

ps Im still convinced The Ghost is a guido.

 

 

 

i would disown the bastard.. although he did rock the faux hawk a while back but that doesnt really count

 

as for goin sath aafrican... i blame it on my english homework :whistle:

[wiiksie]

i would disown the bastard.. although he did rock the faux hawk a while back but that doesnt really count

 

as for goin sath aafrican... i blame it on my english homework :whistle:

I seem to have collected a few southern hemisphere mates recently, and its like being in some weird parallel dimension when they get talking. Aussies starting every sentence with 'look, ' and the boks ending everything with 'eh'. English motherfucker, do you speak it*?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*just kidding obviously.

[CrouchieBoy]

I seem to have collected a few southern hemisphere mates recently, and its like being in some weird parallel dimension when they get talking. Aussies starting every sentence with 'look, ' and the boks ending everything with 'eh'. English motherfucker, do you speak it*?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*just kidding obviously.

 

i hear what you are saying... and no offense taken mate haha...

 

my aussie mate ends sentences with 'hey'? i am like wtf?!?!?

[Dirk]

i hear what you are saying... and no offense taken mate haha...

 

my aussie mate ends sentences with 'hey'? i am like wtf?!?!?

 

Both Americans and Australians inflect mid-sentence so it sounds like they are asking a question when they aren't. Quite a few Cockneys do this as well.

[CrouchieBoy]

Both Americans and Australians inflect mid-sentence so it sounds like they are asking a question when they aren't. Quite a few Cockneys do this as well.

 

I know plenty of Americans who are guilty of that. My grandma would slap my across the head if she heard me talk like that

[RJ Fan club]

Miserable bastards. Fireworks fucking rule, and rule hard.

 

Obviously I may have a differing opinion if there was a load of twats throwing them about for a month, but as I don't, fireworks fucking rule.

[CrouchieBoy]

Miserable bastards. Fireworks fucking rule, and rule hard.

 

Obviously I may have a differing opinion if there was a load of twats throwing them about for a month, but as I don't, fireworks fucking rule.

 

quite agree with you there mate, but i can certainly see the annoyance. The weeks leading up to independence day are quite fun over here. I am surprised i have both my hands with some of the shit me and my mates have put together.

 

personal favorite: sparkler bomb