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Quarter final: Komodo Dragon Vs Otter

Remmie

By Remmie,
in GF - General Forum

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Komodo V Otter  

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  1. 1. Komodo V Otter


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Elmyn Noos Grand Master

Elmyn Noos

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I only pass judgement on important issues.

 

Otter...

 

Komodo Dragon...

 

Come on, really. It would take the Dragon more time to pick the little shit out of it's teeth than it would to dispose of it...

 

You side with the Komodo Dragon, and you take the path into darkness. That dragon would stab its mother in the back for a cup of tea, and claim he only knows what's going on in Eastenders because the missus has it on in the background whilst he's on the GF being cool BUT HE'S NEVER ON THE GF WHEN EASTENDERS IS ON, AND HE WATCHES IT WHEN HIS MISSUS ISN'T IN. HE LOVES IT, BECAUSE HE IS A CUNT.

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Hand Shandy Grand Master

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You side with the Komodo Dragon, and you take the path into darkness. That dragon would stab its mother in the back for a cup of tea, and claim he only knows what's going on in Eastenders because the missus has it on in the background whilst he's on the GF being cool BUT HE'S NEVER ON THE GF WHEN EASTENDERS IS ON, AND HE WATCHES IT WHEN HIS MISSUS ISN'T IN. HE LOVES IT, BECAUSE HE IS A CUNT.

 

Whereas you prefer the cute fluffy otter?

 

The Komodo, as you clearly state, would stab its mother in the back for a cup of tea - surely the attitude required to make it all the way to victory?

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Elmyn Noos Grand Master

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Whereas you prefer the cute fluffy otter?

 

The Komodo, as you clearly state, would stab its mother in the back for a cup of tea - surely the attitude required to make it all the way to victory?

 

 

He won't make it past King Louie, who is going to be wearing him as a pair of slippers before the competition is out.

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