Dry roasted vs Pistachio

[Ezekiel 25:17]

you tell me, i think picstachio are in ashell.

[Stouffer]

Vote crumpet.

[Paul]

Ha, ha, ha!!! Maddest first poll ever. What the fuck does it all mean? Ace "up all night and still pissed (on a Monday!!!)" thread.

[RedinSweden]

Vote crumpet.

 

Go Tracker!

[sh#t waffle]

Thank god it's a private poll. I feel that decisions like this are up to the individual to disclose.

[madstock]

I have voted for pie factory on the basis that without a pie factory there would be no pietoilet.

[RedinSweden]

I voted Herriot because he had none. Who is he?

 

He is a vet/cook crossover. He cooks injured animals.

[The-Sir]

In a nutshell, I haven't the faintest idea.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yo Yo Yo looks like we have a winner boys, good old crumpeto. In truth I have no idea where I was going with this thread. I had some vague idea it may be humorous to put dry roasted and pistachio because it was a bit like de niro and pacino ???? Lost the plot pretty much after that. Highlights of my night included a girl coming up to my mate and saying, "your the best looking lad in here you know" to which he replied "thats fucking bullshit !" I said "mick did you even hear what she said ??? "er no". Also ordering a quarterpounder with ease instead of cheese (that seemed hilarious at the time), oh and me mate dropping his pie and eating it off the floor.

[madstock]

oh and me mate dropping his pie and eating it off the floor.

 

See, the power of the pietoilet at work.

[Owen]

"Oooh, floor-pie!"

[Guest TK-421]

Pie factory.

[Paul]

This thread is genius.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This thread is genius.

 

And I would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky thread bumpers !!!

[rico78]

Pistachio

[Fink]

Can anyone explain, given all available resources at Kingsmill giant's bakeries that their crumpets can not hold a candle to Warburtons.

 

Seriously, the are equally priced and yet its like getting a rover when youve paid for a porsche.

 

Are they too busy trying to cross homoginise brown and white bread or is because they take all the stress of cutting off your own crusts if you are so lazy that you cant even be arsed to do that yourself?

 

I dont know. Im also very tired. I think im hallucinating.

[RJ Fan club]

Can anyone explain, given all available resources at Kingsmill giant's bakeries that their crumpets can not hold a candle to Warburtons.

 

Seriously, the are equally priced and yet its like getting a rover when youve paid for a porsche.

 

Are they too busy trying to cross homoginise brown and white bread or is because they take all the stress of cutting off your own crusts if you are so lazy that you cant even be arsed to do that yourself?

 

I dont know. Im also very tired. I think im hallucinating.

 

I quite like cheapo crumpets. The more expensive ones are too doughy and thick. Tesco or Sainos own, well done to almost burnt with cheese and Marmite is the way to go.

[mattyq]

Cheese & marmite on a crumpet? Has the world gone mad?

Butter & honey with lots of tea. Nomnom

[neko]

pistachios....

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[Pureblood]

Quarterpounder with ease.