Most hated Z list 'celebrity'

[Strontium]

7 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Don't hate the bloke but fucking hell, this Jake Quickenden guy's agent deserves a bonus. He's all over the telly today because he's on something called 'Full Monty on Ice', a reality show. He's been on Dancing on Ice, I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here, but made his 'name' in the X Factor (which he didn't win). Literally famous for going from one reality show to another, never been an actors/singer/dancer/comic etc as far as I know. Amazing. 

 

I saw him in pantomime as Peter Pan in 2017.

 

I cannot stress highly enough that this was not my choice of Christmas entertainment.

[Section_31]

24 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I saw him in pantomime as Peter Pan in 2017.

 

I cannot stress highly enough that this was not my choice of Christmas entertainment.

I saw Mr T as the genie at the Empire in 1990. How far we've fallen.

[Strontium]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

I saw Mr T as the genie at the Empire in 1990. How far we've fallen.

 

If the scriptwriter didn't include the line "I pity the fool who rubs my lamp" then I'm even more disappointed.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

Chris moyles. Just don’t get it, he sounds drunk and boorish. Absolutely no talent. 

I reckon he's probably a really sound guy and would be a laugh to go for a drink with but whenever thought its a good idea to have him on the radio in the morning is a fucking wind-up merchant. The cunt doesn't shut up. You want to ease into the day with some decent music and a bit of chit chat not him shouting down the microphone about his beloved Leeds and how many pints of gravy he's avoided this month. 

[Section_31]

What's this new trend of celebrity kids now becoming celebrities? Bradley Walsh's kid is the latest one to become omnipresent now, showing up on everything with his dad (Walsh himself is a strange one, pretty much does everything but isn't particularly good at anything. Terrible singer, mediocre comic, passable actor). 

 

Martin kemp's lad is on everything with his dad too, and Danny fucking Dyer's kid too - who's called Dani Dyer. 

 

Who could forget this classic.

 

 

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What's this new trend of celebrity kids now becoming celebrities? Bradley Walsh's kid is the latest one to become omnipresent now, showing up on everything with his dad (Walsh himself is a strange one, pretty much does everything but isn't particularly good at anything. Terrible singer, mediocre comic, passable actor). 

 

Martin kemp's lad is on everything with his dad too, and Danny fucking Dyer's kid too - who's called Dani Dyer. 

 

Who could forget this classic.

 

 

There worst of the lot of Les Dawson's daughter.

[Captain Howdy]

I’ve posted on here before that my missus was a dancer back in the day and used to do summer seasons and panto with all the greats , I’ve met all the real Z listers not like the pretenders of today, true greats like Bobby Davro , Stu ‘crush a grape’ Francis, Geoff Capes, Linda Lusardi, The Grumbleweeds, Fogwell Flax, The Nolan’s, Brian Conley, the list goes on and on, true legends.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

I’ve posted on here before that my missus was a dancer back in the day and used to do summer seasons and panto with all the greats , I’ve met all the real Z listers not like the pretenders of today, true greats like Bobby Davro , Stu ‘crush a grape’ Francis, Geoff Capes, Linda Lusardi, The Grumbleweeds, Fogwell Flax, The Nolan’s, the list goes on and on, true legends.

They may have been 'Z Listers' but all had talent in their own field just to make it to a certain level. These days it's a case of famous for being famous, mostly due to reality TV.

[Juniper]

On 14/12/2020 at 17:41, Bjornebye said:

I reckon he's probably a really sound guy and would be a laugh to go for a drink with but whenever thought its a good idea to have him on the radio in the morning is a fucking wind-up merchant. The cunt doesn't shut up. You want to ease into the day with some decent music and a bit of chit chat not him shouting down the microphone about his beloved Leeds and how many pints of gravy he's avoided this month. 

Nah, he shagged his best mates wife, according to his (former) best mate. 

 

Total cunt 

 

[Trumo]

30 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What's this new trend of celebrity kids now becoming celebrities?

 

19 minutes ago, Elite said:

There worst of the lot of Les Dawson's daughter.

 

Jaden Smith has a career as a 'actor', 'musician' and 'media personality' all thanks to his dad's profile rather than any discernable talent of his own.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Nah, he shagged his best mates wife.

 

Total cunt 

 

Did he???? Never knew that. 

[Rico1304]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

They may have been 'Z Listers' but all had talent in their own field just to make it to a certain level. These days it's a case of famous for being famous, mostly due to reality TV.

I’ve seen most of those in panto and they were ace.  Add Les Dennis, Dawson and Little and Large

 

(don’t let me down GF)

[Captain Howdy]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

They may have been 'Z Listers' but all had talent in their own field just to make it to a certain level. These days it's a case of famous for being famous, mostly due to reality TV.

Oh they had talent alright, I’ve told this story before on here but can remember having a piss in the bogs backstage in either Wolverhampton or Newcastle in 90 or 91 when in rushes the one and only Geoff Capes who hotfoots it into trap one in full panto clobber and proceeds to blast out the loudest and smelliest shite known to mankind, it was genuinely horrific.

[Elite]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

I’ve seen most of those in panto and they were ace.  Add Les Dennis, Dawson and Little and Large

 

(don’t let me down GF)

Les Dennis is ace. He didn't deserve that bitch Amanda Holden.

[Rico1304]

4 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Nah, he shagged his best mates wife, according to his (former) best mate. 

 

Total cunt 

 

Dave Vitty? His ex wife is very fit and very funny.  Jayne Sharp I think.  

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Les Dennis is ace. He didn't deserve that bitch Amanda Holden.

The correct response was ‘oh no you havent’

 

Yes, she’s horrific.  

[Captain Howdy]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

I’ve seen most of those in panto and they were ace.  Add Les Dennis, Dawson and Little and Large

 

(don’t let me down GF)

Never met those legends unfortunately. Met Chubby Brown and wasn’t bowled over to be honest. Mrs reckons the two worst she ever worked with were Barrymore and Jim Davidson but I never met those. Barry McGuigan was ok, well I wasn’t telling him differently anyway.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

The correct response was ‘oh no you havent’

 

Yes, she’s horrific.  

"He's behind you"

 

"Who?"

 

"The revenge negger."

 

I'm not that petty and I've run out of reactions.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Never met those legends unfortunately. Met Chubby Brown and wasn’t bowled over to be honest. Mrs reckons the two worst she ever worked with were Barrymore and Jim Davidson but I never met those. Barry McGuigan was ok, well I wasn’t telling him differently anyway.

I cant stand Jim Davidson. Brexits favourite shite comedian. I genuinely think I'd chin him if I met him. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Never met those legends unfortunately. Met Chubby Brown and wasn’t bowled over to be honest. Mrs reckons the two worst she ever worked with were Barrymore and Jim Davidson but I never met those. Barry McGuigan was ok, well I wasn’t telling him differently anyway.

Makes sense. Pair of twats.

 

[Captain Howdy]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

I cant stand Jim Davidson. Brexits favourite shite comedian. I genuinely think I'd chin him if I met him. 

Yeah, Mrs said he was horrible.

[Juniper]

10 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Dave Vitty? His ex wife is very fit and very funny.  Jayne Sharp I think.  

Very fit? Going to have to disagree with you there

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

25 minutes ago, Elite said:

They may have been 'Z Listers' but all had talent in their own field just to make it to a certain level. These days it's a case of famous for being famous, mostly due to reality TV.

Especially Linda Lusardi.

Phwoar.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 14/12/2020 at 17:39, Colonel Kurtz said:

Chris moyles. Just don’t get it, he sounds drunk and boorish. Absolutely no talent. 

Looks like he fucking stinks.

[manwiththestick]

22 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Dave Vitty? His ex wife is very fit and very funny.  Jayne Sharp I think.  

Dave Vitty, aka "Comedy" Dave, I can only assume the nickname was given sarcastically.