Most hated Z list 'celebrity'

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Elite said:

I know it's a typo but Walking yourself off could definitely be 'peddling the bean with your heals'' on urban dictionary.

I corrected it to wanking but if you didn't search it then you are a bad wanker 

[sir roger]

22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I wouldn't class him as Z list but I had a final interview today in town (got the job) but Neil Fitzmaurice works there and he was just walking round the office for about 5 minutes holding a kettle. Surreal. 

Maybe he was going to throw it over the pub

[Karl_b]

@Wig?

 

[Section_31]

Don't hate him by any stretch but was just chatting with the Mrs about a couple of Reggie Yates shows we watched a couple of years back.

 

He went through some Ross Kemp wannabe phase but was absolutely shit at it.

 

He went to an American prison to be a prisoner for the week but quite literally never came out of his cell, people had to come in and speak to him instead. 

 

He did another one about drug cartels in Mehico and it had basically been arranged as a pr stunt by their government. He was walking along the beach at Copacabana with soldiers and he'd be like: "so do you get cartel murder and stuff?' and the captain  was like 'nah it's much safer for tourists these days', so he went and bought a paper and the paper said "man killed in cartel feud" and his voiceover was like "the soldiers are clearly lying to me, probably to promote tourism".

 

It was astounding stuff.

[Trumo]

15 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

He did another one about drug cartels in Mehico and it had basically been arranged as a pr stunt by their government. He was walking along the beach at Copacabana with soldiers and he'd be like: "so do you get cartel murder and stuff?' and the captain  was like 'nah it's much safer for tourists these days', so he went and bought a paper and the paper said "man killed in cartel feud" and his voiceover was like "the soldiers are clearly lying to me, probably to promote tourism".

 

It was astounding stuff.

 

Hell of a PR stunt. Send them to another country instead so they don't see any shit going down in Mexico.

[redinblack62]

On 22/11/2018 at 19:25, Bjornebye said:

This happy annoying 'knocking at the door' cunt

 

Dont Knock.Post the cheque and fuck off

[redinblack62]

Does Ray Quinn still drive round town with the top down on his Audi convertible?

[Strontium]

Surprised he has a cabriolet as he looks like a fucking vampire.

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

It was astounding stuff.

Geraldo Rivera - the Al Capone Vault show. What a tool.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

On 22/11/2018 at 19:25, Bjornebye said:

This happy annoying 'knocking at the door' cunt

 

Don't be a fence sitting cunt. Would or would not?

[Anubis]

I’ve decided its pretty much all of them.

[sir roger]

13 hours ago, redinblack62 said:

Does Ray Quinn still drive round town with the top down on his Audi convertible?

He went from a normal looking  sort of bloke, to somebody who wouldn't be out of place in a Nicaraguan street gang seemingly overnight.

[Bjornebye]

That Gemma Collins is a very annoying cunt 

[chrisbonnie]

Is Jordan too obvious? 

 

She really is an attention craving yoke. 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Steven Mulhearn

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'd hate to be famous but shit fame that's an even worse hell. People think you're a joke or a wannabe even if your a top person whose just doing their best. If youre desperate for fame for fames sake then you bring that shit on yourself.  Financially security and privacy yes please, fame fuck that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Jack Osbourne and his sister.

 

Hello Jack my name is Jimmy Producer, we’re making a new show about people who play Tiddlywinks dressed as Pirates, interested?

 

Certainly Jimmy , I have a keen interest in Nautical Winking so count me in landlubber arrrr!

[Geoff Woade]

Brooklyn Beckham. The very personification of Nepotism. The amount of other kids who’ve missed out on opportunities as he’s been given a place instead will be significant. Pasty faced, spoiled horror.

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Geoff Woade said:

Brooklyn Beckham. The very personification of Nepotism. The amount of other kids who’ve missed out on opportunities as he’s been given a place instead will be significant. Pasty faced, spoiled horror.

Fucking hell, if his eyes were any closer together he'd be a cyclops.

 

 

[Section_31]

23 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

Brooklyn Beckham. The very personification of Nepotism. The amount of other kids who’ve missed out on opportunities as he’s been given a place instead will be significant. Pasty faced, spoiled horror.

Have you never seen his photography book? "What I see"? It's genius.

 

The caption for this was: "elephants in kenya. so hard to photograph, but incredible to see." 

 

[General Dryness]

Fucking hell.

 

[Elite]

When you struggle to photograph an elephant, you know you're in trouble.

[Captain Turdseye]

9 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Steven Mulhearn

‘In For a Penny’ is decent Saturday Night telly, to be fair. I’ve warmed to him a little bit. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

‘In For a Penny’ is decent Saturday Night telly, to be fair. I’ve warmed to him a little bit. 

I used to like him years ago but he's got more and more annoying as the years have progressed. Doesn't help as he's seen as the Everton to Ant and Decs Liverpool, always in their shadow.

[stringvest]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

When you struggle to photograph an elephant, you know you're in trouble.

Haha!