Most hated Z list 'celebrity'

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Joe Swash. He needs suplexing into a volcano.

And his missus. Beaky twat 

[Anubis]

I present, for the forum’s consideration, Jodie Marsh.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The best thing about Z-Listers is that they are, by definition, easy to swerve.

 

Did I hear correctly that Channel 5 have finally buried the rotting corpse of Big Brother? That's one supply line of these cunts cut off. 

[Section_31]

Joe Swash is an excellent shout. I'd like to get dressed up as an Edwardian gentleman and get him to shine my shoes, then not only wouldn't I pay him, but I'd tell the nearest Peeler he'd stolen my pocket watch. He'd be deported to Botany Bay never to be heard from again, and his entire family would have to go and work in the poor house because he was the bread winner, his father (a lover of rum, gambling and loose women) having died mysteriously at sea.

 

I'd call in on them from time to time just to tell them their son was a cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Who the fuck is Joe Swash?

[Captain Howdy]

16 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Who the fuck is Joe Swash?

Sometime Eastenders non entity.

[A Red]

 

 

 

How a man makes his living is not my concern

[bigthrusts]

Scarlet Moffat. Another pointless, talentless bint who's everywhere now on the basis of becoming famous for being filmed watching television. 

[SammyAftershave]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Up Pompeii

infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.

[SammyAftershave]

4 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Who the fuck is Joe Swash?

Is it a winter vegetable?

[Anubis]

5 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Who the fuck is Joe Swash?

 

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, SammyAftershave said:

Is it a winter vegetable?

My brief googling would seem to confirm that he is indeed a vegetable. Winter or otherwise.

[Tony Moanero]

A few years ago, Joe Swash and his family appeared on All Star Family Fortunes. All of them were ginger and sporting fake tans. Takes some bollocks, that. Had to doff my hat.

[magicrat]

34 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

A few years ago, Joe Swash and his family appeared on All Star Family Fortunes. All of them were ginger and sporting fake tans. Takes some bollocks, that. Had to doff my hat.

I think All Star Family Fortunes should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act

[Elite]

Joe Swash is a poor man's Jeff Brazier.

[SlugTrail]

20 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm going to be controversial here and say that I think he is actually a decent presenter. He has a natural flair for it, especially stuff like Big Brothers Big Mouth (the show after Big Brother where they discuss whats going on). 

He's an annoying cunt

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, SlugTrail said:

He's an annoying cunt

Are you feeling challenged ? 

[SlugTrail]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Are you feeling challenged ? 

Never

[Bjornebye]

This happy annoying 'knocking at the door' cunt

 

[Fugitive]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This happy annoying 'knocking at the door' cunt

 

I see your postcode lottery and raise you a Scottish children’s lottery cunt.

 

 

[Champ]

On 11/22/2018 at 6:50 AM, Anubis said:

I present, for the forum’s consideration, Jodie Marsh.

 

Not Princess Fiona?

[Anubis]

I don’t know who Princess Fiona is. Is she out of Shrek?

[Champ]

The very one

[Anubis]

I think Princess Fiona is better looking and more personable. Probably better personal hygiene as well.

[Jenson]

How has that screeching harpy Gemma Collins not had a mention on here? I'm sure someone on here posted some pictures of her in a bikini or swimsuit a while back. Absolute stuff of nightmares.