Most hated Z list 'celebrity'

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Got to be Vanessa Feltz for me.

She's always got something to say on any subject - and none of it makes any fucking sense.

 

Does anyone really care what Vanessa thinks of Nurses' pay and conditions?

 

 

Her boyfriend can fuck off as well, she was on that celebrity wife swap with him a while ago, and who wants to be a millionare the other day.

With his Phats and Small 'hey what's wrong with you' song. Either write a new song or fuck off and die.

 

Any advances on this fat mess?

[Dirk]

There's too many to pick one. Callum Best. Sid Owen. Dean Gaffney. Rebecca Loos. Stan Collymore. Jade Goody.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Any of the above mentioned would look ace in a rifle sight.

I wouldn't mind spurting all over Rebecca Loos' face like.

[stringvest]

Kate Humble and Bill Oddie.

[Ted]

Jodie Marsh.

[Anubis]

Callum Best is a top shout. And his pet dwarf Paul Danan(?).

[Elmyn Noos]

Kate Humble and Bill Oddie.

 

You cannot put Kate Humble in the same category as Vanessa Fatz, surely? Humble is fit, and totally inoffensive. From what I gather she likes a smoke and a beer too.

 

Humble would get it twice on a Friday.

[Victor Ganges]

Ben 'wetter than a fishes bladder' Fogle.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

You cannot put Kate Humble in the same category as Vanessa Fatz, surely? Humble is fit, and totally inoffensive. From what I gather she likes a smoke and a beer too.

 

Humble would get it twice on a Friday.

 

Noos is the voice of reason here, when he's finished with her, I'll take over. Kate Humble is nice, Id gladly top her protein levels up for her, and if she likes a beer and a smoke, even better, she can crash the ciggies when shes finished smoking me off.

Humble would get it all week and three times on a Sunday, with bells on.

[Paul]

How do these people cross your horizons? I mean I know who they all are, but they're very easily avoidable.

[Victor Ganges]

How do these people cross your horizons? I mean I know who they all are, but they're very easily avoidable.

Avoidable they may be but I fail to see how that diminishes their cuntishness.

[Remmie]

Patrick Kielty maybe? Who actually finds him funny?

[Paul]

Avoidable they may be but I fail to see how that diminishes their cuntishness.

 

True.

[Paul]

Patrick Kielty maybe? Who actually finds him funny?

 

He's that smug Irish United fan, isn't he? The one with the slappable face?

[dirty_sanchez]

Patrick Kielty maybe? Who actually finds him funny?

 

Patrick Kielty is as funny as AIDS.

[Victor Ganges]

He's that smug Irish United fan, isn't he? The one with the slappable face?

Can you be a bit more specific as you've just described most of Dublin?

[Paul]

Can you be a bit more specific as you've just described most of Dublin?

 

Righto. The one I'm thinking of is from Northern Ireland and is a ging.

[Victor Ganges]

Righto. The one I'm thinking of is from Northern Ireland and is a ging.

Without seeing you previous description, one might think your describing carradona.

[stringvest]

You cannot put Kate Humble in the same category as Vanessa Fatz, surely? Humble is fit, and totally inoffensive. From what I gather she likes a smoke and a beer too.

 

Humble would get it twice on a Friday.

 

Vanessa Feltz is a clever, savvy, vibrant woman. Humble, while superficially more attractive, has never returned my calls, or any of my dozens of letters, and has frequently refused to take delivery of the many floral tributes I have had sent to her. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have this restraining order hanging round my neck. Cow.

[Guest TK-421]

That Posh wannabe fucking bitch Chanelle and her cunthawk boyfriend Ziggy. I'd like to punch Ziggy repeatedly in the face while she has to watch.

[Thants]

I don't know some of the people mentioned above. I'm glad. (unless you mean Prestons Chantelle) As Paul said, stay away from trash telly you twits. If you can't find anything decent on, watch a film, read a book or perform a play.

[kopitegaz]

Patrick Kielty maybe? Who actually finds him funny?

 

Himself.

[Paul]

I don't know some of the people mentioned above. I'm glad. (unless you mean Prestons Chantelle) As Paul said, stay away from trash telly you twits. If you can't find anything decent on, watch a film, read a book or perform a play.

 

So they're all off the telly, then. I've never heard of Chanelle, Ziggy or Kate Humble. The magic of Sky+ - you need never watch shite again (I've replaced my daily quota of televisual shite with TLW).

[Thants]

So they're all off the telly, then. I've never heard of Chanelle, Ziggy or Kate Humble. The magic of Sky+ - you need never watch shite again (I've replaced my daily quota of televisual shite with TLW).

 

All Z listed celebs are TV created, surely?

Chanelle, Ziggy or Kate Humble - nope, not a clue. Well I'm guessing Big Brother as its been on for 10 years this summer but with the amount of rubbish thats on now it could be from any tripe.

Friday night I must have had the TV on for 90 mins and I think other than football and films thats the longest for absolute yonks.

[Bourbon]

Danielle Lloyd. There is nothing worse than this thick, drug-addled, ignorant and spiteful type of blown-up scall/gangster's whore as an accessable, potential role model or as a feasable manner in which to make a living.

 

Horrible, horrible cunt. A crude choice of phrase but she deserves no further articulation. Truly useless other than gangster/footballer's cockmeat.