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Kopite

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AngryOfTuebrook Grand Master

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An "insider" hey?

 

That's me convinced. :whistle:

 

What sort of insider? Someone from the club? A fan? Someone at the sorting office? Someone living in the drain? We must be told!

 

Of course, the real tragedy is that those 5,000 missing "born-not-made" fans would've lifted their heroes to the dizzying heights of adequacy..... Metalist wouldn't have scored .... Slaphead would've scored both pens .... they could've made their two-man advantage count ... and they definitely would've gone on to win the trophy and establish a dynasty the likes of which has not been seen in Europe since Real Madrid in the 50's.

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Uncle_Meat Mentor

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It was all a sinister plot by Martin O'Neill to unsettle those Glorious Heroes in Blue (tm Bill Kenwright, probably..) for todays game.

 

Johnson, worrying about whether the same disappearing act might happen to his Regaine hair tonic just couldn't concentrate when faced with the far more follically fecund Scott Carson.

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RoboRiise Grand Master

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Even Mr Bitch had a laugh at this story, I don't think they've been dumped down a drain, as not even the cities sewers could process that much shite!!!!!without overflowing!!!!

 

There can't be any room left anyway - there's at least twenty season's ambitions down there already.

 

In all seriousness though, that article is just pathetic - I mean if I worked for the mail I'm sure I'd risk my job, not to mention prosecution, just to get rid of their tickets. It would have been a far worse punishment to make them go to the match.

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What sort of insider? Someone from the club? A fan? Someone at the sorting office? Someone living in the drain? We must be told!

 

Of course, the real tragedy is that those 5,000 missing "born-not-made" fans would've lifted their heroes to the dizzying heights of adequacy..... Metalist wouldn't have scored .... Slaphead would've scored both pens .... they could've made their two-man advantage count ... and they definitely would've gone on to win the trophy and establish a dynasty the likes of which has not been seen in Europe since Real Madrid in the 50's.

 

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its the insider down the drain.. Our very own Krusty.. So it was our fault.

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Quality.

 

"Would you like a balloon, Georgie? You'll float through the qualifiers. Down here, we all flooaattt."

 

Hey Georgie, My name is Parry the Clown and this is what I am going to do. I have 5000 "missing" Athens tickets and I will swap them for 5000 Mentalist tickets that you want to go "missing". I'm good at that. Dont be going to the Sundays though, because I'm not playing the numbers game and I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

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Classic post from PrincessofRussia on Bluekipper today :

 

The game against Metalist was an absolute disaster. To deal with my frustration i wrote a letter to uefa highlighting an issue that everytime Everton play in Europe 1) we score a perfectly valid goal and is then disallowed 2) the referee loses the plot 3) the other team go up the field and score. Did they respond of course not.

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Classic post from PrincessofRussia on Bluekipper today :

 

The game against Metalist was an absolute disaster. To deal with my frustration i wrote a letter to uefa highlighting an issue that everytime Everton play in Europe 1) we score a perfectly valid goal and is then disallowed 2) the referee loses the plot 3) the other team go up the field and score. Did they respond of course not.

 

Surely that has to be a wind up? Surely there isnt anyone in the world who is actualy THAT sad?

 

Well, it is the peoples club i suppose, more or less explains it...

 

sad sad man

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Classic post from PrincessofRussia on Bluekipper today :

 

The game against Metalist was an absolute disaster. To deal with my frustration i wrote a letter to uefa highlighting an issue that everytime Everton play in Europe 1) we score a perfectly valid goal and is then disallowed 2) the referee loses the plot 3) the other team go up the field and score. Did they respond of course not.

 

Number 3's a pearler , have I been misunderstanding the rules for 40 odd years & the opposition aren't allowed to score in Europe ?

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Kopite Grand Master

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Classic post from PrincessofRussia on Bluekipper today :

 

The game against Metalist was an absolute disaster. To deal with my frustration i wrote a letter to uefa highlighting an issue that everytime Everton play in Europe 1) we score a perfectly valid goal and is then disallowed 2) the referee loses the plot 3) the other team go up the field and score. Did they respond of course not.

 

You couldn't make it up. Seriously.

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Whilst we are mentioning the bitters, i moved up to sheffield for university last week. Thought id be sound for four years, not have to put up with deluded blues in the ale house, bitterness and vile off blue neighbours, no cars driving round with "peoples club" stickers in the back window, or that fuckin laughable "your in my heart, your in my soul" sticker they all seem to have.

But oh nooo, four fuckin days im here, and the bastards have followed me up! They play sheff wed tonight, city will be fuckin full of them!!!!!

Cant get away from the cunts!

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