Lurker's posting amnesty thread

[Thants]

Lurked for awhile before posting some porn.

Good work.

[Edward.]

I have more.

[Hand Shandy]

Don't fear it, embrace it. You get used to it in the end, let me tell you.

 

Been married a couple of years now - starting to come to terms with it now!

 

Will try and steel myself for sarky comments and insults and get more involved....

 

However, I may limit myself to GF - not sure I can deal with the *F.

 

Which actually raises a good question - do newbies get a harder time in there or in here?

 

Opinions?

 

And subtle hijacking of thread...

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Been married a couple of years now - starting to come to terms with it now!

 

Will try and steel myself for sarky comments and insults and get more involved....

 

However, I may limit myself to GF - not sure I can deal with the *F.

 

Which actually raises a good question - do newbies get a harder time in there or in here?

 

Opinions?

 

And subtle hijacking of thread...

 

The FF is a twat of a place at the best of times mate, you're better off in here, way more subjects to cut your posting teeth on.

[Hand Shandy]

That was my general opinion as well. It's always entertaining to go in and see what they're on about, but it feels safer in here.

 

Kind of warm and cosy...

[bonzo]

Distinct lack of your actual bona fide lurkers posting on here, though.

Miserable fools! A true lurker would never be trapped into posting by the simple lure of a lurker's posting amnesty thread! Ha ha ha haaaaa!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh bollocks

[madstock]

Miserable fools! A true lurker would never be trapped into posting by the simple lure of a lurker's posting amnesty thread! Ha ha ha haaaaa!

 

What is your opinion on the popular mayonnaise and chips combination?

[Guest Dagger]

That was my general opinion as well. It's always entertaining to go in and see what they're on about, but it feels safer in here.

 

Kind of warm and cosy...

 

The GF is a forum for fucking fags. Half the posters on here are total fucking dildos, in particular Remmie and Red in Switzerland.

 

Come to the FF if you wanna hang with some real men.

[Stouffer]

The GF is a forum for fucking fags. Half the posters on here are total fucking dildos, in particular Remmie and Red in Switzerland.

 

Come to the FF if you wanna hang with some real men.

 

I like you, you're different.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

The GF is a forum for fucking fags. Half the posters on here are total fucking dildos, in particular Remmie and Red in Switzerland.

 

Come to the FF if you wanna hang with some real men.

 

With of course the hugest of huge ironies being, lost on you of course, that YOU post of the 'fucking fags' forum and read it on a daily basis.

 

Now why don't you and the other germ ridden discharge that calls itself Eskimo Boy, fuck off and find another site to post on.

[Section_31]

Been married a couple of years now - starting to come to terms with it now!

 

Will try and steel myself for sarky comments and insults and get more involved....

 

However, I may limit myself to GF - not sure I can deal with the *F.

 

Which actually raises a good question - do newbies get a harder time in there or in here?

 

Opinions?

 

And subtle hijacking of thread...

 

Jump in It's a pretty fair set-up mate, people only take shit if they are on a deliberate wind-up.

 

On other 'fora' you take shit just for being a 'noob' because they're full of social missfits who are embracing the only chance they've ever had in life to be the bully as opposed to the bullied.

[bonzo]

What is your opinion on the popular mayonnaise and chips combination?

Oh shit not the mayonnaise and chips question :no

It's salt and vinegar all the way for me. Unless I'm in Belgium*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*doesn't happen very often

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Oh shit not the mayonnaise and chips question :no

It's salt and vinegar all the way for me. Unless I'm in Belgium*

 

Is the right answer. Salt and Vinegar on chips, and if you want to go mad now and again, then Tomato Ketchup is allowed.

If you are trying to impress a bird into thinking that you aren't the uncouth slob that you know that you really are, you are allowed then in those circumstances to put summat like Cottage Cheese and Cucumber on the plate...but only when trying to impress a tart..they like all that image thing and going hysterical over shit that isn't important.

[bonzo]

Is the right answer. Salt and Vinegar on chips, and if you want to go mad now and again, then Tomato Ketchup is allowed.

If you are trying to impress a bird into thinking that you aren't the uncouth slob that you know that you really are, you are allowed then in those circumstances to put summat like Cottage Cheese and Cucumber on the plate...but only when trying to impress a tart..they like all that image thing and going hysterical over shit that isn't important.

Mrs Bonzo lived in France for two years, they... converted her. She'll put her chips on a plate and drown them in Hellmans.

[Alan Sex]

Lurked for awhile before posting some porn.

 

Eddie is my secret love child.

[Elmyn Noos]

Is the right answer. Salt and Vinegar on chips, and if you want to go mad now and again, then Tomato Ketchup is allowed.

If you are trying to impress a bird into thinking that you aren't the uncouth slob that you know that you really are, you are allowed then in those circumstances to put summat like Cottage Cheese and Cucumber on the plate...but only when trying to impress a tart..they like all that image thing and going hysterical over shit that isn't important.

 

I like mayo on chips. Ketchup is wrong on anything.

[Sut]

The GF is a forum for fucking fags. Half the posters on here are total fucking dildos, in particular Remmie and Red in Switzerland.

 

Come to the FF if you wanna hang with some real men.

 

[Hand Shandy]

The GF is a forum for fucking fags. Half the posters on here are total fucking dildos, in particular Remmie and Red in Switzerland.

 

Come to the FF if you wanna hang with some real men.

 

Hmmmm, well I appreciate your opinion but I think I'll stick with my original viewpoint.

 

I don't think I've got the intellectual capacity to hang with 'real men' like you...

 

Plus I actually find Remmie and RiS funny as fuck, something I'm glad to say I don't think will ever be the case with you.

[Hand Shandy]

Jump in It's a pretty fair set-up mate, people only take shit if they are on a deliberate wind-up.

 

On other 'fora' you take shit just for being a 'noob' because they're full of social missfits who are embracing the only chance they've ever had in life to be the bully as opposed to the bullied.

 

No intention of being on a deliberate wind-up - will ease my way in gently...

[Guest Dagger]

Long time lurker, recent poster.

 

I love this forum and all the posters init. You guys are real swell!

 

I hope to be posting and browsing this forum for many years to cum

 

:thumbup:

[Michael Howard]

I was a lurker for about 2 years. Then registered and posted occasionally. Got drawn in for 6-12 months and got my post count over 1000 but i was spending way too much time on here and so reverted to lurking. I lurk a few times a week - not quite every day but rarely post - unless there is a particualrly interesting thread that I have a view about - or unless I am really really bored at work or home. But I never got to be one of the in crowd even when I posted most days :sniff: - too many people thought i was a tory twat . . . . . boo hoo*

 

 

 

* don't worry. I got over it.

[Guest TK-421]

I look at back at your prolific posting days with fondess, Mikey baby.

[Michael Howard]

I look at back at your prolific posting days with fondess, Mikey baby.

 

for the good of my career it had to stop ! I still have no idea how you ever manage to convey all day whilst still being prolific on here. You obviously have good assitants (who do everything for you but you sign the letters and cheques).

[Guest TK-421]

for the good of my career it had to stop ! I still have no idea how you ever manage to convey all day whilst still being prolific on here. You obviously have good assitants (who do everything for you but you sign the letters and cheques).

 

Some days I don't post for a few minutes.

[Remmie]

MH you must be thrilled by the return of the Animal wars tournament