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I'd shag her till my knob fell off.

 

Given the number of STD's she must be rocking I suspect that'd be less than two minutes.

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In my head she would still have the looks of the pre drug / excessive alcohol Lohan. But to be fair, I'm just a mere man, and quite frankly if she turned up and asked me, I'd find the word No difficult to say. So on that basis, I'm in! (And out, and in and out, and then I'm all finished)

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For some reason I read this in the style of that song "don't stop believing"

Hahahaha

 

I go through phases with this one. Sometimes i would but sometimes i would throw up on it. Them pictures of her seductively licking that knife though. Fuck yeah.

 

 

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The more washed-up and mangy she gets, the better it would be. This is the simple formula of X desperation = dirt.

 

Like Sharon Stone at the end of Casino.

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Top young lad I work with always talks his way into VIP parties with his missus.  He was in New York a few months ago and facebook'd some pictures from her New York apartment in an after party.

 

Knowing him, seemed legit but some who didn't know him that well scoffed.

 

Then she followed him and his missus on her official twitter and said she had a boss night.

 

He said she was a boss laugh and he saw some side-tit but she was constantly surrounded by hangers on, a couple of 'minders' who made sure no pictures were taken of her directly and the buge going round and it was nice, but very weird.

 

For the record, I think she is pretty cute.  We bought him a framed picture of her for secret santa and she is very pretty.  Pyar burn-out from the sound of it though.

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I was watching something on Netflix last night & when I clicked back on to the telly, Mean Girls was on. I know it's wrong but fucking fucking Hell...

 

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Freckled Chebs is a boss name for a band 

 

The Freckled Chebs 

 

Chebs of Frecko

 

Lindsay Lohans Love Hounds 

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She's allowed on my special celebrity night out.

 

Lohan, Spears, Louis Spence, Alex Pollizi, Ryan Reynolds, Stevie Nicks, Hoffs and Mr Blobby.

 

I've probably forgotten a few but it's gonna be a hell of a shindig.

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2 hours ago, Stouffer said:

She's allowed on my special celebrity night out.

 

Lohan, Spears, Louis Spence, Alex Pollizi, Ryan Reynolds, Stevie Nicks, Hoffs and Mr Blobby.

 

I've probably forgotten a few but it's gonna be a hell of a shindig.

Sophie Bexter and Jess Knappett are coming too.

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16 hours ago, Stouffer said:

She's allowed on my special celebrity night out.

 

Lohan, Spears, Louis Spence, Alex Pollizi, Ryan Reynolds, Stevie Nicks, Hoffs and Mr Blobby.

 

I've probably forgotten a few but it's gonna be a hell of a shindig.

That's just an elaborate ruse to get Rico to show up isn't it?

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