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When going for a turd becomes a communal experience eventually.

 

Speaking of which my poo today was a semi floater. Not on the surface and not even breaking the surface, it just hung there forlornly in mid water. I felt quite sorry for it when I flushed it away. I've never had a sad looking poo before today.

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Speaking of which my poo today was a semi floater. Not on the surface and not even breaking the surface, it just hung there forlornly in mid water. I felt quite sorry for it when I flushed it away. I've never had a sad looking poo before today.

 

Repped. "It just hung there forlornly in midwater". Genius, as i was pissing myself laughing whilst feeling a tinge of sadness at the same time.

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Speaking of which my poo today was a semi floater. Not on the surface and not even breaking the surface, it just hung there forlornly in mid water. I felt quite sorry for it when I flushed it away. I've never had a sad looking poo before today.

 

Quality.

 

I shit on my hand in mid-wipe the other day by accident. It just fell off.

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I've started subconciously labelling people I know with forumites identities. There's this girl I know who gets pissed far too easily and I called her Woo about a week ago. Sorry Woo, but I saw this piccy of you passed out on a chair somewhere on here and someone mentioned you getting smashed on wine, the mental image just stuck.

Also, one of my friends dad looks like RiS (Skinny, weird hair, likes cats) and when he dropped a bowl of spaghetti on his laptop I laughed and said what a RiS-up, and didn't realise till someone mentioned it later.

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I've started subconciously labelling people I know with forumites identities. There's this girl I know who gets pissed far too easily and I called her Woo about a week ago. Sorry Woo, but I saw this piccy of you passed out on a chair somewhere on here and someone mentioned you getting smashed on wine, the mental image just stuck.

Also, one of my friends dad looks like RiS (Skinny, weird hair, likes cats) and when he dropped a bowl of spaghetti on his laptop I laughed and said what a RiS-up, and didn't realise till someone mentioned it later.

 

I don't get pissed easily, and I don't even drink wine!!! :(

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I don't get pissed easily, and I don't even drink wine!!! :(

 

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And your post further down the page when repling to someone or the other.

 

"That's wine that is you big mong. Look at you with your baby cans of Carlsberg. Real hardcore!"

 

Hence 1+1=3

 

I had managed to miss the posts in between those two above where you said you got smashed and threw up. Sorry for the slight regarding your alcohol tolerance.

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Quality.

 

I shit on my hand in mid-wipe the other day by accident. It just fell off.

 

My girlfriend very kindly washed and ironed two shirts for me, unfortunately when I put the first one on it was 6am and I was feeling a bit drowsy. I had a morning poo but as I was wiping up accidentally spread a load on the right cuff. I didn't have the heart or honesty to tell her.

 

You know you've been riding the forum too long when you share this kind of stuff.

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When you assume all Canadians are like NP.

 

The girlfriend of some lad we were out with last night was originally from Toronto.

 

"Have you ever clubbed a seal?"

 

"No."

 

"Have you ever eaten Caribou stew?"

 

"No."

 

Who says you're not a great conversationalist? Fuckin twat

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You've only been on here a few months!

 

Oh and When you are waiting for someone to post a new post!

 

haha, spot on.

 

To be fair I have known Woo for a while and I went the footy with him a few weeks ago ( I only started posting January really), and I have been on a night out with them as well. All sound lads though

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