You know you've been riding the forum too long when...

[Spy Bee]

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it...

[Stouffer]

You can only read it by utilising one eye.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

You can only read it by utilising one eye.

 

The reappearance of Stouffer. Regal tabs and brown ale all round.

[Alan Sex]

The reappearance of Stouffer. Regal tabs and brown ale all round.

 

This calls for one of Alan Sex's sexy parties!

 

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

This calls for one of Alan Sex's sexy parties!

 

 

Leeson at the front getting the sympathy vote.

[Thants]

When Stouff is around the Cheers intro tune wont leave my head.

[Anubis]

Its ridiculous, but I feel as though I know some people on here better than I know my cousins, and I've never even met them!

The people on here that is.

[madstock]

true alright' date='was chatting to a fellow red who posts on rawk and we got talking about the rasher.

 

think it may have been when he was banned.[/quote']

 

Not quite Thailand, but I have had a similar conversation with a random stranger whilst watching a match in a dodgy Midlands pub. He too was a rawk poster.

 

Surely there must be more examples of this? Is there occasion to get a world map and loads of pins? "Places where forumites have had conversations with random strangers about Rash".

 

Incidentally, you know you have been away from the forum too long when about 20 people have changed their username and you have no idea who anyone is. Good times.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

When you're using expressions like "riding the forum".

[She Knows It]

When you're really looking forward to meeting you shower of bastards.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

When you're really looking forward to meeting you shower of bastards.

 

I'd like to be able to tell you I'm a big let down in real life Liz, you're not missing much at all, not this charming debanour that all forumites aspire to be, I'd like to be able to tell you that.

[RobbieOR]

You can never be on this forum for too long.Simon has shown that.

[She Knows It]

I'd like to be able to tell you I'm a big let down in real life Liz, you're not missing much at all, not this charming debanour that all forumites aspire to be, I'd like to be able to tell you that.

 

You don't need to tell me Al. I'd already guessed as much.

[Original202]

One of my work-mates said something very funny last week, my instant reaction was to say "Haha, repped!"

[theghost]

When you're really looking forward to meeting you shower of bastards.

 

Touche.

[RobbieOR]

One of my work-mates said something very funny last week, my instant reaction was to say "Haha, repped!"

Haha same with me. When im talking to someone on MSN i keep going to say repped when they say something funny.

[odris]

When your looking forward to Malarkeys Christmas Takeover in January.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

the word "turbomong" has creeped into my huge diary of insults. That's how I know I have been on TLW a good while!

[Section_31]

Trying to explain to people in the real world a story you've heard on here is a funny one.

 

"Yeah some lad I know is a solicitor and he was saying...."

 

"Oh right, where does he work?"

 

"I don't know."

 

"What's his name?"

 

"I don't know that either."

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Trying to explain to people in the real world a story you've heard on here is a funny one.

 

"Yeah some lad I know is a solicitor and he was saying...."

 

"Oh right, where does he work?"

 

"I don't know."

 

"What's his name?"

 

"I don't know that either."

 

MY life on here is a secret to my mates in the real world, it's easier that way, plus it's the closest I'm ever going to get to being Batman.

[Section_31]

MY life on here is a secret to my mates in the real world, it's easier that way, plus it's the closest I'm ever going to get to being Batman.

 

This is as close I'll ever get to being in the Illuminati (or maybe not?) Except the GF doesn't secretly rule the world.

 

Or does it? Strontium Dog could be Alan Greesnspan for all I know, and Scouse Missionary could be Rupert Murdock.

[Hazel Motes]

...when you're trying to neg your kids for fucking up dinner but hesitate, cause you probably need to "spread it around" first.

[Guido]

When you add 'esma' to the end of your sentences.

[Stouffer]

When it's Saturday morning and you think, "I'll have a look on the GF and see what Paul's got to say." because you just know he's gonna be around.

[Total Longo]

When going for a turd becomes a communal experience eventually.