You know you've been riding the forum too long when...

[Stouffer]

Haha!

 

Mrs. Stouff: We're off back to the hotel.

 

Me: How come?

 

Mrs. S: Stouff's on the floor.

 

 

Or something.

 

 

..Shit result, Grrrreat day.

[Thants]

When you sing Song for GF in the newsagents.

[Karl_b]

..Shit result, Grrrreat day.

 

 

Totally.

[Paul]

You have no qualms whatsoever in using some people you have never met as a counselling service

 

Step forward Mr. D. Usher:

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=49414

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=43300

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=47033

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=41935

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=41885

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=39726

 

I really could go on all night like this. If you don't believe me, do a forum search. He's deffo had his money's worth, has Dave.

[Neil G]

Step forward Mr. D. Usher:

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=49414

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=43300

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=47033

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=41935

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=41885

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=39726

 

I really could go on all night like this. If you don't believe me, do a forum search. He's deffo had his money's worth, has Dave.

 

 

:D Pissing myself opening those.

[Neil G]

... when you canvas each table of guests at a mate's wedding reception on who would win a fight between a bear and a monkey with a knife.

 

This was last summer before that one got tired by the way. For those who care, the bear won.

[Stu Monty]

... when you canvas each table of guests at a mate's wedding reception on who would win a fight between a bear and a monkey with a knife.

 

This was last summer before that one got tired by the way. For those who care, the bear won.

 

That question will never get tired, it defines how we, as a people, see life.

[Michael Howard]

.........when for the sake of your career and in the interests of actually getting some work done you have to stop frequenting the GF (save for the odd lunchtime or evening peek)

[Stouffer]

When you miss people who haven't posted for a while.

[Neil G]

That question will never get tired, it defines how we, as a people, see life.

 

I had the distinct impression that a lot of the regulars had started to find it a bit passe. Having said that, Kelster (a relative newbie) found it funny when I told him at a game at the end of last season, but then he had had a few drinks. Maybe we should do a poll just for people who've joined in the last year?

[Gav]

when your bird registers on the forum and PMs you with a list of things to bring home from the shops

[Paul]

when your bird registers on the forum and PMs you with a list of things to bring home from the shops

 

Ha, ha!!! You're joking aren't you Gav? But I so hope it's true. Ace.

[Paul]

When you physically recoil at the mention of the word "reboot".

[Sut]

When you start typing in white.

[Paul]

When you start typing in white.

 

You're no longer mystified by "invisible" writing.

[Sut]

You're no longer mystified by "invisible" writing.

 

Damn the old ironing the lemon juice ink trick!

[King Emlyn]

The day ends with a Y.

[Remmie]

When everyday activities are met with the thought "shall I start a thread about this on the GF?"

 

When you hold an envelope with your user name and arrows pointing to your face and wait by a Ferris wheel for 30 minutes waiting to meet someone you don't even know how they look

[Stouffer]

When everyday activities are met with the thought "shall I start a thread about this on the GF?"

 

When you hold an envelope with your user name and arrows pointing to your face and wait by a Ferris wheel for 30 minutes waiting to meet someone you don't even know how they look

 

 

Haha, and they're too drunk and late and can't get their shit together for all the beans in China.

[Remmie]

Haha, and they're too drunk and late and can't get their shit together for all the beans in China.

Never going to let you forget it cat features

[Paul]

When everyday activities are met with the thought "shall I start a thread about this on the GF?"

 

When you hold an envelope with your user name and arrows pointing to your face and wait by a Ferris wheel for 30 minutes waiting to meet someone you don't even know how they look

 

There's a script in there somewhere. It's either a romantic comedy or a thriller. I suppose it just depends on how attracted you were to The Stouff.

[sh#t waffle]

You have conversations like this:

 

You: "This series is supposed to be really good."

Her: "How do you know?"

You: "I read it... Somewhere."

Her: "On that forum?"

 

That happens virtually every day.

[RedinSweden]

You have conversations like this:

 

You: "This series is supposed to be really good."

Her: "How do you know?"

You: "I read it... Somewhere."

Her: "On that forum?"

 

I used to have that conversation, but Mrs RiS knows now, so she doesn't bother asking

[Stouffer]

When the missus ask what site you're looking at and she already knows the answer.

Edited July 7, 2008 by Stouffer

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Quality thread; I've just read through it all nodding my head constantly in agreement.

 

And although I'd love to say a monkey with knife, my heart of hearts says a bear would win that fight.