You know you've been riding the forum too long when...

[Remmie]

Remmie, what's my opinion on Yale locks as in the piece of hardware attached to doors as means of locking them shut?

That they exist

[bri]

you get the sack, you spend half an hour thinking about whether a monkey would beat a giraffe in a fight, you have over 15,000 posts

[Remmie]

go on then, what's my opinion on the whole evolution vs. intelligent design debate?

That you'd rather stick your head in a vice Joe Pesci style then touch that with a 80 foot clown pole?

 

No wait that was my opinion.

 

You believe in Unicorns that blumpkin each others horns

[Paul]

You end up respecting Rash's opinion again and even thinking he's quite funny now and again.

[grazywalker]

you try to fit in your work in between being on here.Instead of other way around.

You wear Liverpoolway T shirts more often than not.

[RedinSweden]

Made me smile so much I took a photo of one in the supermarket.

 

That's bad. In a bad way, not a bad way.

 

I also laugh at Jamaica Ginger Cake.

 

That's good in a good way

[Harry Squatter]

When you spend ages in work looking for random pictures on the internet so you can be in with a shot of winning "best avatar"

[Stu Monty]

You think of something when out shopping and think "That's funny, I'll throw that on the GF when I get back".

 

You start one in three conversations with: "I saw this thread on our forum and..."

[Harry Squatter]

You attempt to engage in a conversation with your workmates about things discussed on the GF and they don't care or give you a look like "Shut up and let me get on with my work"

[SoMuch4Gravity]

You attempt to engage in a conversation with your workmates about things discussed on the GF and they don't care or give you a look like "Shut up and let me get on with my work"

 

been there...

[dudek#1]

You have no qualms whatsoever in using some people you have never met as a counselling service

[bri]

you do things like this to annoy RiS

 

 

 

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Acest thread in ages, I laughed my arse off at Noos' first offering.

[Harry Squatter]

been there...

 

Tried to get one going the other day about the McCanns and got cut dead by 3 people. Obviously they don't think that they are cunts like Chris.

 

Rather than buy a timeout book or read travel guides you start a thread like "Anyone ever been to Prague/New York/Guantanamo Bay and what's it like"

[RedinSweden]

you do things like this to annoy RiS

 

 

 

 

aye, you sad twat

[bri]

ehem ehem... and what did you order by special delivery from the uk bollocks

[Stouffer]

When other peoples custom titles matter.

[She Knows It]

For the rest of my life, I will always check with a person before I put beans on their fry-up. And I thank God that I never had Noos as a house guest pre-gf days, when beans were a default.

 

You know you've been here too long when you check the gf before you check your email. Also, when you find yourself worrying about strangers' personal problems. E.g, "I wonder if such-and-such is alright? Haven't seen him round since his bird jibbed him", or "I hope thechap's balls aren't too sore after his snip".

[Karl_b]

When you have actually met these people in real life.

[Stouffer]

When you have actually met these people in real life.

 

And they're still cool.

[Karl_b]

And they're still cool.

 

Even when drunk.

[Stouffer]

Even when drunk.

 

 

You guys weren't that drunk.

[Ted]

When you have videoes of people off the forum on your phone.

[Karl_b]

You guys weren't that drunk.

 

Well, not in comparison to some.

[Owen]

You guys weren't that drunk.

 

Haha!

 

Mrs. Stouff: We're off back to the hotel.

 

Me: How come?

 

Mrs. S: Stouff's on the floor.

 

 

Or something.