You know you've been riding the forum too long when...

[Bjornebye]

I cunt you cunt.

 

 

Only a cunt would say that. Cunty McCuntface

[Furmedge]

Yep. "Me mate said the other day...." queue loads of laughter and you embarrassingly knowing it was some fella on the forum that you don't even know.

I used to work with Skidfingers, and my wife has met him when we were in town one day, yet I still refer to him in a conversation as Skidfingers.

[Elite]

I used to work with Skidfingers, and my wife has met him when we were in town one day, yet I still refer to him in a conversation as Skidfingers.

Are his fingers brown?

[Furmedge]

Are his fingers brown?

Only from the ciggie breaks he took every 15 minutes in work.

[Remmie]

Every time mum wants to arrange a family meal she insists on referring to it as going for a nosh up. This place has made me recoil every single time she sends a message to arrange it (weekly)

[Alan Sex]

Every time mum wants to arrange a family meal she insists on referring to it as going for a nosh up. This place has made me recoil every single time she sends a message to arrange it (weekly)

Tony's ma is always up for a nosh up.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Every time mum wants to arrange a family meal she insists on referring to it as going for a nosh up. This place has made me recoil every single time she sends a message to arrange it (weekly)

 

Hahahaha.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I use the phrase "cunt him in the bastard" as if it's normal.

[aRdja]

1. The obvious one: over the past year or two I’ve only ever ordered full english breakfast whenever I’ve been out for breakfast

 

2. I’ve been using the term “made up” as in happy for a long time now. I recently used it in a conversation and I was asked to explain what it meant.. so I went to google and found out to my surprise, that it’s very specific to Liverpool. The only possible explanation is that I must have picked it up from years of posting here.

[Bjornebye]

3. Over use of the word 'Cunt' 

 

4. I get cold sweats if I haven't posted for 12 hours. 

[TheBitch]

https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/forums/topic/42645-you-know-youve-been-riding-the-forum-too-long-when/&tab=comments#comment-700077

[TheBitch]

I used the term "shithouse AIDS" in a text only yesterday.

[TheBitch]

On 8/21/2007 at 9:38 PM, Gav said:

when your bird registers on the forum and PMs you with a list of things to bring home from the shops

This is quite brilliant.

 

On 4/9/2014 at 9:20 AM, rico1304 said:

Whenever there's a celeb nonce arrest the mother in law texts me to see who TLW thinks it is .

I'd already repped this, if I could rep again I would.

 

On 11/18/2016 at 10:04 AM, Furmedge said:

When somebody posts on the work intranet about some shite about work success and collaboration and all you want to reply to it is, "I'm struggling to wank to this."

Repped. Hard.

[Strontium]

Revealing that I enjoy filled pasta with spicy beans in place of pasta sauce was given short shrift, so I made sure that my first dinner of the year was M&S Gorgonzola & Walnut Ravioli topped with Heinz Fiery Chilli Beanz.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Happy New Year, ya filthy animal!

[s(k)aturation]

Discovering, conclusively, that you're a nazi/racist/homophobe/sexist/cubist/impressionist etc

[Guest]

TLW isn't real life? 

[SasaS]

53 minutes ago, Skaro said:

Discovering, conclusively, that you're a nazi/racist/homophobe/sexist/cubist/impressionist etc

There's that too, but some of the political / culture war / identity threads definitely made me reconsider some of my positions, occasionally not in a way it was intended. Some made me take a look at places and areas I would not normally visit, some helped me understand certain phenomena better.

I definitely watched some brilliant / awful TV and read some books based on recommendations on here.  

And it has certainly widen the range of my work procrastination practices.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I hear The Ecstasy of Gold when I'm desperate for a poo.

 

I tried Chocolate Liebnitz for the first time.

 

I added "Thundercunt" to my vocabulary.

[skend04]

Trying hard not to crack a joke after someone has passed away with people other than you lot. It's difficult.

[Mook]

Stig's picture appearing unexpectedly in my wanking slideshow.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Mook said:

Stig's picture appearing unexpectedly in my wanking slideshow.

Which one? 

[Section_31]

Telly deffo, Paul got me into The Wire. I also sometimes use the word Horrendi thanks to Remmie.

[Mook]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Which one? 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

Bet you shot your bolt right away