You know you've been riding the forum too long when...

[Bjornebye]

You can have an argument, wipe away a small tear, bash one out (anna friel) and laugh out loud at a thread about a missing girl.

[Dr Nowt]

You can have an argument, wipe away a small tear, bash one out (anna friel) and laugh out loud at a thread about a missing girl.

Crying just because someone once stole your car?

 

Fanny.

[Creator Supreme]

I remember Judith Toner from my days working in Edinburgh, definitely a worthy challenger to Kirkwoods weathermilf title.

 

The fact that she used to be muff diver helped!

[Champ]

I remember Judith Toner from my days working in Edinburgh, definitely a worthy challenger to Kirkwoods weathermilf title.

 

The fact that she used to be muff diver helped!

 

Well, I never!

[Alan Sex]

Well, I never!

Not even been tempted by sapphic delights?

[Anubis]

 

Sorry, who is this? And does she look like Champ? Is that why it was posted.

[General Dryness]

Sorry, who is this? And does she look like Champ? Is that why it was posted.

 

They could almost be sisters mate.

 

Or lesbian lovers.

[Bjornebye]

....when you refer to people online as mates when retelling a funny story and it turns out you don't actually even know their first name

Fantastic

[VladimirIlyich]

Well, I never!

There's still time yet.

[lifetime fan]

When you go away for a few days, don't post much and get accused of kidnapping, murdering and chopping up the body of a 16 year old girl.

[Chairman Meow]

When you go away for a few days, don't post much and get accused of kidnapping, murdering and chopping up the body of a 16 year old girl.

 

That happens to me even when I haven't been away for a few days. 

[CWD82]

When someone tells you they're going to see Paul Bleasdale and you say "Ask him how his liver is". This happened, last Wednesday

[Furmedge]

When somebody posts on the work intranet about some shite about work success and collaboration and all you want to reply to it is, "I'm struggling to wank to this."

[ZonkoVille77]

Hahaha

[razor]

When somebody posts on the work intranet about some shite about work success and collaboration and all you want to reply to it is, "I'm struggling to wank to this."

 

This is true.

 

Some people just give up too easily.

 

Razor the Resilient

[AngryOfTuebrook]

When you google 'Sly and Robbie Boops' on your phone to show your missus some 80's groove and it auto-corrects to 'Sly and RobbieOr'

My phone today helpfully gave me "diminutive Portuguese" after I'd typed the first three letters.

[chris71]

Using the word cunt way too much openly.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm supposed to be drafting a summary of international politics in 2016 for my union branch newsletter.

 

All I can think of is that Everton "FU-U-UCK!!!" gif.  Nothing else seems to capture the feeling of 2016 quite the same way.

[magicrat]

My phone today helpfully gave me "diminutive Portuguese" after I'd typed the first three letters.

Did you type "Cun"  ?

[Bjornebye]

You laugh at something and can't wait to tell your best mates on the internet. 

[Bjornebye]

....when you refer to people online as mates when retelling a funny story and it turns out you don't actually even know their first name

 

 

Yep. "Me mate said the other day...." queue loads of laughter and you embarrassingly knowing it was some fella on the forum that you don't even know. 

[Bjornebye]

Sorry, who is this? And does she look like Champ? Is that why it was posted.

 

 

Yes. yes she does look like Champ. 

[chris71]

Still using the word cunt way too readily.

[Bjornebye]

Still using the word cunt way too readily.

 

 

Stop saying cunt then cunt. 

[chris71]

I cunt you cunt.