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[AngryOfTuebrook]

I saw this statue in the Palazzo Vecchio in Florence and thought of the phrase "ripped me cock off".

[TheHowieLama]

Considering he has jammed a tree stump up his ass it's no wonder.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I saw this statue in the Palazzo Vecchio in Florence and thought of the phrase "ripped me cock off".

Looks like Tom Aspinall.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 18/11/2023 at 16:28, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I saw this statue in the Palazzo Vecchio in Florence and thought of the phrase "ripped me cock off".

In the Palazzo Pitti.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

In the Palazzo Pitti.

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Line on the left, one cross each.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Line on the left, one cross each.

Another superb character in the funniest film of all time. Pissing myself just thinking about “nah freedom for me they said I haven’t done anything so I can go” “oh well, off you go then!” “Nah I’m only pulling yer leg, yeah yeah line on the left one cross each” hahaha 

[Section_31]

Genuinely had a dream recently I was sharing a flat with @Remmie and Noemie Lenoir. Strangely, she had an English accent.

 

She was dead fucking lazy and was lounging around on the couch but with her bare feet on the wall.

 

I was cooking and Remmie was helping out.  

 

At one point we were both watching the match but on different tablets (I never watch footy on a tablet) but we both had different scores, on mine we were three-nil down against Charlton, on Remmie's we were one nil up.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Genuinely had a dream recently I was sharing a flat with @Remmie and Noemie Lenoir. Strangely, she had an English accent.

 

She was dead fucking lazy and was lounging around on the couch but with her bare feet on the wall.

 

I was cooking and Remmie was helping out.  

 

At one point we were both watching the match but on different tablets (I never watch footy on a tablet) but we both had different scores, on mine we were three-nil down against Charlton, on Remmie's we were one nil up.

 

 

[TheBitch]

Did he have his pigs out?

[Elite]

Great show that 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve just been sat behind this car. I’m absolutely gutted I don’t own the registration. If he’d have stopped somewhere I’d have offered to buy it. 
 

 

 

Driving around as ‘Turds’ in real life would be fucking mega. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve just been sat behind this car. I’m absolutely gutted I don’t own the registration. If he’d have stopped somewhere I’d have offered to buy it. 
 

 

 

Driving around as ‘Turds’ in real life would be fucking mega. 

 

Until you get spotted by Mike72

[Tj hooker]

A good mate of mine always comes round for our games and we discuss football and everything else around it other clubs managers etc , obviously we always referred to Mourinho as Shitcoat , he has now gone home and is doing the same in front of his Mrs and she is now  calling him Shitcoat whenever he appears on the telly .

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

A good mate of mine always comes round for our games and we discuss football and everything else around it other clubs managers etc , obviously we always referred to Mourinho as Shitcoat , he has now gone home and is doing the same in front of his Mrs and she is now  calling him Shitcoat whenever he appears on the telly .

Hahahaha the TLW reach is global