Lily Allen can..

[Cosmos]

A bird for low rent, low minded, low quality menfolk everywhere, with low standards. So i'm in, i'd force my head up her clout and pretend to be her miscarriage.

 

 

 

Sorry Mum.

[23_Carra_Gold]

A bird for low rent, low minded, low quality menfolk everywhere, with low standards. So i'm in, i'd force my head up her clout and pretend to be her miscarriage.

 

 

 

Sorry Mum.

 

That was a "Hahaha....oooooh" moment

[sparta7]

Absolutely not. She is revolting.

[Ginny]

Suck. Fart. Ass. spring to mind with this chick

[Fugitive]

Not for me I'm afraid. She would almost definitely have last nights spunk still stored in her minge and I would spew if I ended up stirring someone's porridge.

 

Not that nice either.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'd wellie Lily Allen everywhere. I've always fancied her since she's been in the public eye. Her sweet innocent voice spouting off obsecenities does it for me. Do her in a dress whilst she keeps her trainees on

[Strontium]

She would almost definitely have last nights spunk still stored in her minge

 

 

No worries there - one erotic douching later and it's problem solved. She'll be as fresh as a (slightly soiled) daisy.

[Original202]

I get the feeling a night with her would be like playing the sex lottery on double rollover week.

 

Can't see how anyone would turn that down though, you might not chase after her but if you had the chance you'd not say no would you?

[Randy Marsh]

Dirty bitch. I'd dress up as a fat bald man and do her.

 

A bird for low rent, low minded, low quality menfolk everywhere, with low standards. So i'm in, i'd force my head up her clout and pretend to be her miscarriage.

 

 

 

Sorry Mum.

 

I'd wellie Lily Allen everywhere. I've always fancied her since she's been in the public eye. Her sweet innocent voice spouting off obsecenities does it for me. Do her in a dress whilst she keeps her trainees on

 

No worries there - one erotic douching later and it's problem solved. She'll be as fresh as a (slightly soiled) daisy.

 

Love reading sick fucks who are as sick as myself. Repped.

 

I woke up 10 minutes ago with a stonker of a morning glory. Allen would be the perfect remedie to cure this problem. She'd have gallons of my mayo up her by the time I'd finished.

[Stouffer]

She reminds me of Manbearpig.

[The Infamous_LF]

Don't really like her music but most certainly would she looks far better in real life then on telly mind

[Anubis]

Lilly on Cheryl Tweedy.

 

"I must say taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid b*tch.”

 

Er....

 

 

Full of shit. And probably month old spunk cheese.

[Total Longo]

she looks alright next to Alan fucking Carr right now, i'll say that.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Lilly on Cheryl Tweedy.

 

"I must say taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid b*tch.”

 

Er....

 

 

Full of shit. And probably month old spunk cheese.

 

I'd spank her arse til it was red raw

[Randy Marsh]

I would love to lay my pipe in her.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

 

 

I would make her cry.

[Guest simon]

Tell me you wouldn't

[Total Longo]

Why has she got a light shining from her "special area"?

[Fugitive]

I would... if I wanted AIDS!!!!

 

I don't want AIDS.

[Chinandeler Bong]

would happily chuck her a mix like . no worries .

you cant catch AIDS twice so .........

[Heinze]

Why has she got a light shining from her "special area"?

she's old gregg?

[Antynwa]

Can't stand her, and I can't stand girls like her.

 

It's as if they are so desperate to stand out and be unique they all end up sounding like eachother.

 

Who was that bird called Kate something, who had that song called 'Mouthwash'

 

Fuck 'em

 

Bunch of cockney type wankers

 

Lily Allen can fuck off as well

 

As well as Amy Winehouse, the sorry excuse for a human being.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I don't want to be her best friend or Husband so the fact she is this that and the other is irrelevant. She looks like a filthy bitch and has a really good body, this is more than enough to make me want to pummel her day and night.

[Carradona]

I don't want to be her best friend or Husband so the fact she is this that and the other is irrelevant. She looks like a filthy bitch and has a really good body, this is more than enough to make me want to pummel her day and night.

 

Day and night

I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind

I look for peace but see I don't attain

What I need for keeps this silly game we play .. play

 

Now look at this

Madness to magnet keeps attracting me, me

I try to run but see I'm not that fast

I think I'm first but surely finish last .. last

 

Cause day and night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

He's all alone, through the day and night

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

Day and night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

He's all alone some things will never change (never change)

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Day and night

I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind

I look for peace but see I don't attain

What I need for keeps this silly game we play .. play

 

Now look at this

Madness to magnet keeps attracting me, me

I try to run but see I'm not that fast

I think I'm first but surely finish last .. last

 

Cause day and night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

He's all alone, through the day and night

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

Day and night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

He's all alone some things will never change (never change)

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

 

I'm torn here, I need to neg you but I want you above Woo on the list, what to do man.