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Lily Allen can..

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stringvest
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not everyone on there is useless.  I once read a post from a man who made $3000 dollars a week woking from his own home.

Juniper
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No I don't think that is the problem, the problem is people on the internet acting cunts and trolling someone over their dead child thinking that type of behaviour is acceptable or that they can hide

General Dryness
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No mate, its definitely a fanny. I saw one once and it looked a bit like that.

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I reckon she's quite tasty myself.

 

I bet she would be a let down in the sack though..... a lot of birds who are always talking themselves up to be slappers are.

 

It's the quiet ones who want you to stick the wrong end of a wine bottle up their arse youve got to watch......

 

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I reckon she's quite tasty myself.

 

I bet she would be a let down in the sack though..... a lot of birds who are always talking themselves up to be slappers are.

 

It's the quiet ones who want you to stick the wrong end of a wine bottle up their arse youve got to watch......

 

I can see her being absolute filth myself. Reckon she'd take the pork all day long.

 

She has one of those faces which scream out "I love to suck cock". I can just imagine her smoking the peace pipe, then looking up at you like little Miss Innocent, little mischievous smile and a glint in her eye. Oh yes...

 

 

*goes for wank*

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I heard a story that her old man was willing to pimp her out to Mo Al Fayed for a comfort fuck after his Dodi and Di conspiracy court action got lashed. Al Fayed was reported to have turned Lily down but said that he'd be willing to bum the arse off her brother. This story may well be as apocryphal as Lily's songwriting genius, but I wouldn't put anything past that slimey cunt of a father of hers.

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I heard a story that her old man was willing to pimp her out to Mo Al Fayed for a comfort fuck after his Dodi and Di conspiracy court action got lashed. Al Fayed was reported to have turned Lily down but said that he'd be willing to bum the arse off her brother. This story may well be as apocryphal as Lily's songwriting genius, but I wouldn't put anything past that slimey cunt of a father of hers.

 

I dont even know where to begin picking that tale apart

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