tlw footy tonight...

[Stu Monty]

Yes, yes. I did score the greatest goal in the history of ever.

 

Where was the defence? And don't get me started on the keeper!

 

We ruled tonight though. Young Malarkey had a corker.

[Ted]

Aye, young Michael looks a steal.

[George Costanza]

Independant George isn't allowed out during weekdays. Otherwise I'd rule hard.

[Chris]

Where was the defence? And don't get me started on the keeper!

 

We ruled tonight though. Young Malarkey had a corker.

 

The keeper was too busy getting ready to congratulate the scorer. The biggest cunt since David James.

[Ted]

The keeper was too busy getting ready to congratulate the scorer. The biggest cunt since David James.

 

Ha ha, that was some manly celebrating wasn't it? Some proper dude sweat got going.

[Malarkey]

The keeper was too busy getting ready to congratulate the scorer. The biggest cunt since David James.

 

I did pull off a few good saves myself, all with legs. But the question remains, how much was you paid Chris!? :whistle:

[Chris]

Ha ha, that was some manly celebrating wasn't it? Some proper dude sweat got going.

 

*puts on overly masculine cockney voice* well arr just got a bit carried away didn't arr... it's footbaawll innit.

[Chris]

I did pull off a few good saves myself, all with legs. But the question remains, how much was you paid Chris!? :whistle:

 

73 pence. Cheap and easy me mate.

[Malarkey]

73 pence. Cheap and easy me mate.

 

It was a synchronized save. Ill give it a 9.9 :thumbup:.

 

Quality goal though Ted. Pat Cullen will be proud.

[Ted]

My goal will live long in the memory of those who never scored it.

 

Stu man, you can try to pick holes all you want, the fact is, that goal was awesome.

 

In fact, that makes up for the open goal I squandered on Thursday.

[Malarkey]

My goal will live long in the memory of those who never scored it.

 

Stu man, you can try to pick holes all you want, the fact is, that goal was awesome.

 

In fact, that makes up for the open goal I squandered on Thursday.

 

Would of love to have seen that. It was a great day for youngsters. Little Mascher had a stormer.

[Malarkey]

I also took an elbow to the lip.

[Chris]

I also took an elbow to the lip.

 

I took a whole body to the fence. It sucked.

[Ted]

I took a whole body to the fence. It sucked.

 

I thought you were going to go samurai on that lad's arse for a minute mate.

[Malarkey]

I thought you were going to go samurai on that lad's arse for a minute mate.

 

Me two, thought there was going to be handbags. Do you remember when i cut inside you Ted? And you couldn't turn like you where trying run in mid air like Scooby Doo!

[Chris]

I thought you were going to go samurai on that lad's arse for a minute mate.

 

No way, he was a strong bugger - he would have totally whooped me. I felt really bad for pushing him as soon as I did it, but it was a pretty awesome ice hockey style check into the boards.

[Ted]

No way, he was a strong bugger - he would have totally whooped me. I felt really bad for pushing him as soon as I did it, but it was a pretty awesome ice hockey style check into the boards.

 

True, it's a pity there weren't some jocks on the other side of the fence whooping and whistling.

 

 

By the way, it doesn't look like I'll be able to make it next week or the week after. I will let you know though Chris.

[Chris]

True, it's a pity there weren't some jocks on the other side of the fence whooping and whistling.

 

 

By the way, it doesn't look like I'll be able to make it next week or the week after. I will let you know though Chris.

 

Whatever's clever dude.

[Malarkey]

Goal Of The Game: Ted's Keepy Uppy Volski

 

Man Of The Match: Stu Monty

 

Save Of The Game: Gallagher's double save to deny Chris's arch nemesis who pushed him into the fence.

[The-Sir]

Goal Of The Game: Ted's Keepy Uppy Volski

 

Man Of The Match: Stu Monty

 

Save Of The Game: Gallagher's double save to deny Chris's arch nemesis who pushed him into the fence.

 

I want to hear more about this.

[Malarkey]

It was cool. They where tussling for the ball and the guy got real jerked off and pushed him into the fence. Chris turns around wiping the blood from his face and says (whilst his hand is on his hip and waggling his finger) "Oh no you di'ent." To which the other guy says "Bring it." And Chris then says with a smirk on his face "I brought it, bitch." Then music blurrs out from Monty's car. If i remember correctly it was the music from Space Jam. Not 'I believe i can fly' the other one with the ace tune to it.

 

Then the game then continued......or so it seemed.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It was cool. They where tussling for the ball and the guy got real jerked off and pushed him into the fence. Chris turns around wiping the blood from his face and says (whilst his hand is on his hip and waggling his finger) "Oh no you di'ent." To which the other guy says "Bring it." And Chris then says with a smirk on his face "I brought it, bitch." Then music blurrs out from Monty's car. If i remember correctly it was the music from Space Jam. Not 'I believe i can fly' the other one with the ace tune to it.

 

Then the game then continued......or so it seemed.

 

yep thats pretty much how I remember that particular shit going down aswell, sorry about the elbow mate, oh an no way was Monty MOM, you and chris carried him for most of the game :thumbup:

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Sorry i couldnt make it, been puking and pissing through my arse for the past 48 hours

 

Fucking gutted, really looking forward to it this week

[Chris]

Oh, so that's how it happened, my concussion must have robbed me of the memory.

[Chris]

Sorry i couldnt make it, been puking and pissing through my arse for the past 48 hours

 

Fucking gutted, really looking forward to it this week

 

I don't think even you would have been able to stop a thunderous half volley by a my J. Gallagher from all of six yards out that had my Pulp Fiction quoting old friend cowering.