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Nail Your Colours To The Mast


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What Are You?  

86 members have voted

  1. 1. What Are You?

    • A Crouchamaniac
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    • A Voromaniac
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There seems to be missing "I'm a grumpy bastard" option as well.

 

That's cause Grumpy Bastards......

 

Moan, they never vote,

Like Led Zeppelin,

Have a season ticket in the Centenary Stand,

Don’t smoke,

Teach,

Wear tongue studs,

Drive a Mondeo,

Own a pair of brown shoes,

Wear patterned socks,

Drink Magners with ice,

Prefer white wine to red,

Watch Panorama,

Answer questions on The Weakest Link,

Sponsor You’ll Never Yawn Alone,

Avoid RAWK,

Only marry once,

Sport a moustache,

Use condoms never nipple clamps.

 

Worst of all they didn’t like Igor either.

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That's cause Grumpy Bastards......

 

Moan, they never vote,

Like Led Zeppelin,

Have a season ticket in the Centenary Stand,

Don’t smoke,

Teach,

Wear tongue studs,

Drive a Mondeo,

Own a pair of brown shoes,

Wear patterned socks,

Drink Magners with ice,

Prefer white wine to red,

Watch Panorama,

Answer questions on The Weakest Link,

Sponsor You’ll Never Yawn Alone,

Avoid RAWK,

Only marry once,

Sport a moustache,

Use condoms never nipple clamps.

 

Worst of all they didn’t like Igor either.

 

I know him.

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