Best possible threesome

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

 

Tried cracking one out over the Kym Marsh sex tape but knowing it was Gareth Gates’s bellend put me off. Had to put A Place in the Sun on. 

[johnsusername]

On 12/09/2024 at 10:14, Creator Supreme said:

That's a hard pass from me. Not even with a stolen dick.

 

Hateful greedy tubs of plastic and silicone.

 

Get in the sea.

 

Harsh. Banging Kim Kardashian would be like being in a car crash and having air bags go off in your face. (You might end up with minor women's whiplash though).

[johnsusername]

30 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Tried cracking one out over the Kym Marsh sex tape but knowing it was Gareth Gates’s bellend put me off. Had to put A Place in the Sun on. 

 

Hahaha hang on, what? 

[Spy Bee]

On 12/09/2024 at 09:28, johnsusername said:

Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian...

 

I just Googled that Kim Kardashian, and she's only a year younger than me. I look old enough to be her dad... and if I was her dad, I'd still be bathing her!

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I just Googled that Kim Kardashian, and she's only a year younger than me. I look old enough to be her dad... and if I was her dad, I'd still be bathing her!

All yours mate, she does the square root of fuck all for me.

[Spy Bee]

12 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

All yours mate, she does the square root of fuck all for me.

I actually vote for Ana and Sydney. That's perfection.

 

I would not say no to the plastic one though.

[Section_31]

19 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I just Googled that Kim Kardashian, and she's only a year younger than me. I look old enough to be her dad... and if I was her dad, I'd still be bathing her!

 

Her dad was OJ's lawyer so it's probably not the worst thing you'd have done.

[Bjornebye]

Kim Kardashian is absolutely stunning. So is Kendall Jenner. Empty heads who have made a lot of money through either sucking dick or being hot. Fair play to them 

[Creator Supreme]

57 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Kim Kardashian is absolutely stunning. So is Kendall Jenner. Empty heads who have made a lot of money through either sucking dick or being hot. Fair play to them 

Kinnell mate, your standards aren't just slipping, they're sinking to the earth's core.

[Bjornebye]

51 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Kinnell mate, your standards aren't just slipping, they're sinking to the earth's core.

Sgt Rock of Easy Company over here. They’re both hot. As fuck. Only a raging hobo wouldn’t be up them like a rat up a drainpipe full of cheese 

[Creator Supreme]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Sgt Rock of Easy Company over here. They’re both hot. As fuck. Only a raging hobo wouldn’t be up them like a rat up a drainpipe full of cheese 

I must admit I dress like a tramp, but I still wouldn't shag them, vile fucking creatures the pair of them. Be like sticking your dick in pure evil.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I must admit I dress like a tramp, but I still wouldn't shag them, vile fucking creatures the pair of them. Be like sticking your dick in pure evil.

Let me get this right ….. you’re genuinely saying you wouldn’t shag either of these? 

[No2]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Let me get this right ….. you’re genuinely saying you wouldn’t shag either of these? 

Id bum the bottom one, pass on the top one.

[Spy Bee]

If I wasn't married, I would give both of them the best ten seconds of my life!

 

(shared equally between them)

[Spy Bee]

4 minutes ago, No2 said:

Id bum the bottom one, pass on the top one.

Oh Queerly?

 

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, No2 said:

Id bum the bottom one, pass on the top one.

Nonsense!!!! Or should I say NonceSense 

[Lee909]

Good proof that with a sex video, a great plastic surgeon and a connected dad you can go far in life

[Elite]

There's no way anyone would turn down anything posted on this thread.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

No one in this thread would turn down a threesome with Mama Fratelli and Sloth.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

No one in this thread would turn down a threesome with Mama Fratelli and Sloth.

Now we’re talking 

[Creator Supreme]

54 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Let me get this right ….. you’re genuinely saying you wouldn’t shag either of these? 

Mate, they may be easy on the eye, but they're such massive fucking greedy eejits I just couldn't do it.

 

Narcissism just kills a stiffy for me. Like I said before bud, if you get the chance have at it.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Mate, they may be easy on the eye, but they're such massive fucking greedy eejits I just couldn't do it.

 

Narcissism just kills a stiffy for me. Like I said before bud, if you get the chance have at it.

Id let them show me through every picture on their instagram with a 5. Unite description of every single one for the chance to sniff their ring after a turn out 

 

 

Ok maybe that’s a bit ott

[Numero Veinticinco]

44 minutes ago, No2 said:

Id bum the bottom one, pass on the top one.

 

Same. The body on the top one is increasingly unattractive to me. Yes, I heard it in my head when I typed it. It's true though, it's weird. The bottom one... absolutely. 

[chrisbonnie]

1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

If I wasn't married, I would give both of them the best ten seconds of my life!

 

(shared equally between them)

Stop showing off and putting the rest of us to shame!! 

[manwiththestick]

37 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

Same. The body on the top one is increasingly unattractive to me. Yes, I heard it in my head when I typed it. It's true though, it's weird. The bottom one... absolutely. 

I agree. I mean I wouldn't turn down Kim but I'm not a fan of the massive arse.

 

Bottom picture, all day and twice on Monday.