Best possible threesome

[Bjornebye]

If Jet was involved I’d kick whoever the 3rd person was and just look at her 

[Harry Squatter]

Margot Robbie and Salma Hayek

[easytoslip]

32 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's a threesome so the idea is you're meant to pick two fit birds (or whatever you prefer) to have a threesome with.

Oh yeah, what was I thinking? I couldn't leave myself out and I don't think I could choose which one that should leave the room either. 

Certainly not Miss Coutillard or Nelly Pledge. 

[Harry's Lad]

6 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Margot Robbie and Salma Hayek

Salma's left tit, Salma's right tit and me.

Now that's a threesome.

[dandyman]

17 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Margot Robbie and Salma Hayek

We have a winner

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Salma's left tit, Salma's right tit and me.

Now that's a threesome.

Three tits? Perfection. 

[KMD7]

39 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Margot Robbie and Salma Hayek

I can top that

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

41 minutes ago, Numero said:

Three tits? Perfection. 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

 

Exactly what I had in my mind. Luckily I have two dicks, I’d let her give me the best tit wank I ever had. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

2 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Tentions  Law applied.

I'm financial again so lazy cunts beware.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Tentions  Law applied.

I'm financial again so lazy cunts beware.

No idea what Tentions Law means, I don't take much notice, but note taken and I'll never make the same mistake again occifer, I promise.

 

[Moo]

5 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Love a bit of Natalie and Louise.  Who's the third one?

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

No idea what Tentions Law means

 

It means he's too lazy to right click then search Google for image.

[easytoslip]

5 hours ago, Moo said:

Love a bit of Natalie and Louise.  Who's the third one?

Marion Coutillard, a taste of honey if you will. 

[easytoslip]

4 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

It means he's too lazy to right click then search Google for image.

Righto. 

[Remmie]

Tention's law refers to posting a picture without explaining who it is. Ironically, Tention's law is rarely, if ever explained, it is just assumed people will know what it means, like all good forum unwritten rules. 

[Section_31]

Imagine easytoslip selling his soul to Lucifer for his ideal threesome and only realising afterwards he was allowed to take part. Meanwhile I'm getting dragged away by the Swiss guards while wearing Dianne Youdale's sphincter like a Hula-Hoop.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Stouffer and Karl B.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Moo said:

Love a bit of Natalie and Louise.  Who's the third one?

I actually thought Natalie Wood was Joanne Whalley(Kilmer.) She could easily have played Natalie Wood in her younger days.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

On 19/11/2020 at 21:04, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha ha nobody wants to fuck the Messiah 

[Harry's Lad]

10 hours ago, Numero said:

Exactly what I had in my mind. Luckily I have two dicks, I’d let her give me the best tit wank I ever had. 

You must be very supple.

The dick between your legs is pretty easy, but getting the one on your head down there at the same time not so.

[easytoslip]

47 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I actually thought Natalie Wood was Joanne Whalley(Kilmer.) She could easily have played Natalie Wood in her younger days.

Joanne Whalley was terrific, probably not to bad now, the nurse in that Dennis Potter play and there was one based in North Wales I think? with David Morrissey, fucked if I can remember what they're called, especially the first one. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

You must be very supple.

The dick between your legs is pretty easy, but getting the one on your head down there at the same time not so.

They’re both on my head. Double dickhead. 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Tention's law refers to posting a picture without explaining who it is. Ironically, Tention's law is rarely, if ever explained, it is just assumed people will know what it means, like all good forum unwritten rules. 

Right, a bit like is it necessary or is it possible, is it necessarily possible or possibly necessary? 

I assumed names were not necessary as it was possible that most would know who they are anyhow. 

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I actually thought Natalie Wood was Joanne Whalley(Kilmer.) She could easily have played Natalie Wood in her younger days.

Fucking hell you're right!