Crappiest place you've been to in the UK

[Elmyn Noos]

Bristol? There are some really smart places there. If I could have three or four places to live in the UK I'd have a big fuck off town house in Clifton. Beautiful part of the world.

 

A lot of shouts in here for Bradford. I'll have some of that too. Shithole.

 

Bradistan. What a fucking tip. Also, Castleford, or Cas Vegas as it is known in these parts. Horrible place inhabited by the inbred spawn of ex-miners.

[Beardsley-arrrr]

I second Widnes; that place is one shitty industrial cesspit. Every cunt around there is disfigured due to the chemical shite billowing about. There is a large thai contingent there aswell coz all the men are ugly as sin and can't get a legitimate wife. They are all racist pigs caught up in some 1960 timewarp - inbred fuckers.

[Karl_b]

Stu monty negged me for some reason for my reply on this thread because i said manchester was the worst place ive visited in the UK.

My reason for this is that its the only place ive been to in the UK that i've got hassle for being irish.

Anyway that's not the point,not only did he neg me (which frankly i don't give a fuck about) stu monty was also kind enough to leave a comment calling me a mong.

This i am fucking livid about and have good fucking reason to be.Its a terrible fucking slur to call anyone that let alone somebody you don't even fucking know or know their circumstances.

I sent stu a message to ask who the fuck is he calling a mong but no reply.

Either stu is a silly uneducated person who doesn't understand the phrase mong or has serious issues.

Hopefully stu can get back to me and explain his stupid fucking comment he left me for answering a question on a forum because as i said im fucking livid.

Hope he can justify using that term for such a silly reason, or any bloody reason for that matter.

 

Gnom[e].

[Karl_b]

It's pretty grim reading this, and to be honest I can't think of anywhere I've been in this country north of Oxford that didn't depress the fuck out of me. The very centres of Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds excepted.

 

Woah, woah. Leeds? Besides shops and banks it's got fuck all right in the city centre; it's a really unpleasant place to be a pedestrian.

[Redder Lurtz]

Bradistan. What a fucking tip. Also, Castleford, or Cas Vegas as it is known in these parts. Horrible place inhabited by the inbred spawn of ex-miners.

 

I see your Castleford and raise you a Normanton.

[Elmyn Noos]

Woah, woah. Leeds? Besides shops and banks it's got fuck all right in the city centre; it's a really unpleasant place to be a pedestrian.

 

That's not true Karl.

[NIred1]

I know. My mrs brother runs a pub in Ardoyne (sp?). Put it this way, as much as most people over there like scousers i wouldn't have set foot in there if everyone didn't know i was with him. Sound people but they're all fucking nuts.

 

A lot of the footage you may have seen of people throwing petrol bombs at bricks at the police during riots in Belfast will have been filmed in Ardoyne. It is about as rough as it gets really.

[Karl_b]

That's not true Karl.

 

You're right, I'm sorry.

 

It also has lots of bars.

[Elmyn Noos]

You're right, I'm sorry.

 

It also has lots of bars.

 

Correctamundo. What else do you want from your city centre experience? Bar for drinks, banks for money for more drinks, shops to replace soiled pants, back to bars.

[Karl_b]

Actually, that's flawless.

 

I take it all back.

[Ron Yeats Rules]

Basingstoke.

 

I was on a Virgin train approaching Basingstoke when an announcement came over the speakers.

 

"For anyone about to leave the train at Basingstoke can I just say, I am truly sorry"

 

Croydon is a shithole as well but there are a couple of decent pubs.

 

I could do an alphabet of shitholes

 

Aberysytwyth, Basildon, Croydon, Deptford, Ealing - fuck it I'm bored now

[Redder Lurtz]

Aberysytwyth, Basildon, Croydon, Deptford, Ealing - fuck it I'm bored now

 

Fleetwood - arsehole of a place near Blackpool.

Goole - North Humberside (ok, East Yorkshire) shitehole of epic proportions

[Karl_b]

Grimsby.

[Redder Lurtz]

Grimsby.

 

Again, some decent areas around Grimsby, and some fucking good pubs.

 

Then again, if I ask myself if I'd ever live there again, the answer is a resounding "fuck that."

[Ron Yeats Rules]

Harold Hill (well Romford actually)

[Redder Lurtz]

Ipswich - dead prostitute central.

[dirty_sanchez]

Harold Hill (well Romford actually)

 

Most of the places around there are dumps.

[dirty_sanchez]

Ipswich - dead prostitute central.

 

I've been there loads of times and I've never seen a dead prostitute.

 

Loads of live ones though.

[Redder Lurtz]

Bloke called Steven Wright will help you out I think.

[dirty_sanchez]

What, the nerdy Radio 2 DJ?

[Redder Lurtz]

What, the nerdy Radio 2 DJ?

 

Yup, that's him. Prostitute murdering fuckhead, that bloke.

 

Right, I'm off to Grimsby to collect Little Lurtz for a weekend in t' yorkshire.

[dirty_sanchez]

Don't kill any hookers!

[sparta7]

I used to have to go to Purfleet in Essex, yiu see it from the Dartford bridge. The company I worked for had a plasterboard liner mill there. First time I went I got off the train in a place surrounded by oil storage tanks. I then walked to my hotel along a dump of a street and checked into a hotel that looked out at the Thames.

I went to the hotel bar, and on hearing my accent the bloke next to me said "You from Liverpool? Its a bit rough there" I said "Its not Beverly Fucking Hills here mate", at which point he offered me a fight. I told the soft cunt to just fuck off, which he did.

 

Purfleet. What a toilet.

[sparta7]

I'll get international on your asses now.

Zutphen, Holland, on a Sunday night.

Had to be in work at 7am on the Monday, so went Sunday night, arrived about 8

Checked into hotel ( booked by the company, not me. A big mistake). I am the only guest. Hotel bar closed, porn channel disabled. Go for walk.

Everywhere, I mean everywhere is closed. Bars, restaurants, the lot. Amsterdam is miles away. Find supermarket, get 12 Heinekens and packets of crisps and go back to room to watch extremely fuzzy BBC1.

Get up next morning and go for breakfast in hotel restaurant. Small table with breakfast laid out in the middle with a light shining on it, rest of room in complete darkness. Like eating your breakfast on Mastermind. Rather unnerving, I expected to be murdered by Jack Nicholson at any moment.

Havent stayed since.

[bri]

rhyl, jesus what a dump. i drove through the other week it was like iraq. ellesmere port, half the people look in bred