Well Done Dirk!!!

[She Knows It]

Popping my posting cherry to say congratulations to my very 'brainy' little Bro. Got his exam results today and got a first for the year (again!). Nice one Dirkus, very proud of you, you ginger-minged little twunt :tease:

 

Hello to everyone btw, I've been lurking for years and feel like I know you all already. Finally registered and waited weeks to be activated, and now there's not one thread about beans on a fry up, purple aki, grooming or monkey-wars, typical.

[Juniper]

Well done Dirk you ginge!

 

Welcome 'She Knows It', no fighting you two or I'll tell your mum.

[Thants]

Well done little Dirk. And welcome Big Dirk. Or is that wrong.

[Karl_b]

Well done Dave, you always seem to work your bollocks off so you've earnt it.

[RedinSweden]

Nice one Dave. Welcome Dave's sister. By way of introduction, I'm the ace one.

[Guest TK-421]

Nice going, Dirk. Well done.

[wiiksie]

Excellent news, chuffed for you mate. This is your second year yeah? So well on the way to beating 99% of forumites with your degree result...

 

And Miss Dirk, dont listen to the weirdo in Sweden, he's always wrong.

[Spy Bee]

It's now definitely good news that that car didn't kill you the other day.

[Carradona]

Nice one Dirk.

[Anubis]

Well done Dirk. Being named Dirk AND being ginger - it's good to know at least one nice thing has happened in your life.....

[Dirk]

Thanks people, cheers sis. Makes up for getting knocked off me bike.

[Stu Monty]

I used to think that only really bad nerds, who bore the shit out of you and have no life, could get firsts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This information seems to confirm that I was right.

[Guest Jay W]

Well in lad. The fucks a "twunt" by the way?

[Dirk]

I used to think that only really bad nerds, who bore the shit out of you and have no life, could get firsts.

 

It's definitely not down to being ginger, is it?

[Stu Monty]

It's definitely not down to being ginger, is it?

 

I bet if you did research into it you would find out that the propensity of the ginge to be a socially shunned recluse might lead to higher study time and better grades. I wouldn't know, a ginger beard is controllable.

[She Knows It]

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!!

 

A 'twunt' is a tw*t/c*nt hybrid. Dave is one. I'm not. And I'm not ginger either, and know nothing about brains. :smile:

[Dirk]

I bet if you did research into it you would find out that the propensity of the ginge to be a socially shunned recluse might lead to higher study time and better grades. I wouldn't know, a ginger beard is controllable.

 

And this is coming from a 5ft 3" height deficient freak who was shunned the part of an Oompa-Loompa on the basis of being too short?

[The-Sir]

Congrats YKI and welcome SKI!

[Spy Bee]

This must be bitter sweet for you. You pass your exams, but you are just waiting for all the slimey bastards on here to start chatting your sister up.

[Spy Bee]

Hi SKI :laugh:

[She Knows It]

There's no point anyone firting with me. I'm a lesbian, and I'm really ugly. Oh, and I have about 87 brothers (including step brothers). 86 of them will come round and beat you to within an inch of your life, and the 87th will finish you off by describing in detail the effects of serotonin on dopamine receptors (or something). You have been warned.

[madstock]

There's no point anyone firting with me. I'm a lesbian, and I'm really ugly.

 

I was once mistaken for an ugly lesbian; alas I am unable to firt with you (obviously some sort of euphemism for rugmunching) due to your brother having no sense of Voromania.

 

Well done Dave, regardless.

[Strontium]

Congrats Dirko :yes:

[Wig]

Well in Dirk! Welcome SKI.

[Spy Bee]

I've just started jogging. I don't know which I hate more, studying or jogging. They are both just pain.

 

I think I am just predisposed to sloth.