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1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I've been trying to work out if there's a canine meaning to wanking that isn't the same as the human version. Then I realised the n should have been l. 

 

I bet her phone has been red hot. 

That's if her phone number is correct as her email seems to be fucked up too.

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29 minutes ago, Pete said:

That's if her phone number is correct as her email seems to be fucked up too.

It is correct, although she told me to fuck off when I offered her a tenner an hour to work as a fluffer on my new film 'Fido Does Rochdale'. Rude.

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5 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I've been trying to work out if there's a canine meaning to wanking that isn't the same as the human version. Then I realised the n should have been l. 

 

I bet her phone has been red hot. 

She's lucky that most dogs struggle to use mobiles

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24 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

He will have a long lasting and fruitful business! Ironically enough I can also see his future becoming a call centre customer services job.

Working for the DVLA probably, or maybe a Dr's Receptionist. 

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14 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Gnasher looks completely different to how I expected.

Disco Dancer? He looks EXACTLY like I expected 

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